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56 review(s) for Hana (51 positive, 5 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Waterhouse]

Offline puntingking

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I booked for one hour (£120) with Hana at the start of December or at the end of November.
Services received were body to body, owo and rimming (receiving from Hana).

She is way over than her stated age on her profile. The pictures even do suggest that.
On arrival, I was met with a mature lady who is 50+ years old.

As many men do find, due to her age which is obvious to see, She is not a looker.
She may have been a fairly good attractive lady in her 20s and 30s years.
Her face especially have seen better days.
That being said, she is friendly and she does try to take care of her appearance.
But there is only so much you can do when you have long passed your prime years.
She has a slim figure but big boobs which I am not a fan of. She is a Thai woman.
For her age, I was very surprised at how soft her skin felt to the touch.

The Location is in a busy area in the heart of London. I walked from Oxford Circus tube station. It is no more than 5 minute walk from there.  She operates in a flat.
I was also pleasantly surprised at how the inside of her flat looks. It looked clean also.

The massage room was at a good reasonable size and this is where the massage took place.

The massage started with me laying on my front, on the massage table. Professional standard.
The massage was medium strength, as I requested this at the start.
It still felt quite hard at moments, I was thinking I should've requested a soft massage instead.  :unknown:
She massaged my entire back, shoulders and everywhere else. But with no sensual elements yet.
As it seemed like 20 or so minutes now, she started to massage the inside of my crack - cc swipes.
soon after she then started rimming me. She can go very deep up my arse with her tongue.
Lots of spit was used, to be fair her rimming skills are impressive.
I was making some positive moans when she was rimming.
She did attempt to reach my penis when I was laying on my front. She managed to reach my testicles. I then lift myself up a bit so she can guide her hands on my penis. This was only briefly. As I just wanted to lay down properly. I just wanted to relax.

The sensual stuff was better as time progressed.

On the flip, more of the massage continues with body to body elements. A lot more sensual stuff happened when I turned over.
owo was delivered from her. (we discussed owo and rimming at the beginning). These I think were "extras" that she provided to me.
Her normal price, I think is £40 less without these "extras".
Owo was good, especially considering that I did not find her attractive at all. She also got my balls nice and wet. She rimmed me some more, on my request.

I was not sure if I was able to cum in her mouth as I was close now, so I asked her.
To my surprise, she swallowed the whole of my cum.
She kept the oral going till all the cum went down her mouth.

I left with around 7-9 minutes left of the hour, but I didn't mind.

As service goes, she is rather good.

It would be a positive if I thought she was attractive/younger.

She is possibly the oldest wg I have ever seen. 

If anyone wants to see her, just go and relax. Maybe close your eyes and think of a hot 20 something year old.  :unknown:

I still think it should be a neutral.

I would have much rather a hot young woman who only provided me a massage with hand job for this price than a 50+ year old with rimming and owo. Maybe this is just me. I like women in their prime look years.

The day I saw her, she must have been popular that day as I wanted to see her earlier than the actual time we ended up seeing each other. I saw her very late in the day, almost evening time. I think she is a popular sp.  :unknown:

I also didn't like the body to body, her breasts touching me and her body close to mine. This is because I didn't find her attractive.
The owo is good, it is even better when you close your eyes and picture another younger woman's face.

I avoided kissing her as kissing is available with her.

She finished with a mini head and neck massage. It was only a brief 5-10 minutes at most.

I left her place with a mixture of feelings.
I felt relaxed but I also felt like "I wish I saw a younger woman".
I also had a slight feeling that I have seen this sp before, but I am not sure if I have or when I have.  :unknown:


Ignore any spelling mistakes or bad English. Forgive me, if there are any. It is late  :hi:
« Last Edit: December 28, 2025, 12:45:51 am by puntingking »

Offline punter10

Agreed she is way older than her stated age - definitely 50+. I struggle to look at her face when I go to see her tbh, thankfully the room is fairly dark, have to transport my mind elsewhere on our meets lol.
But she is good at what she does so I have been back as a plan C when in the mood for rimming and no one else is available.

Offline tony22

I saw her recently and think she's nearer 60 personally, but I'd seen the reviews saying 50+ so knew what to expect. Her service was decent and did everything I asked for.

Offline puntingking

I struggle to look at her face

Same for me.  :hi:


The quality of Service received is important but for me the looks (attractiveness) have to be there first for me to fully enjoy what is being given by the sp to me.  :hi:


Her age is against her, she should also really be honest and state her real age on aw I feel. She is miles out from her current age to her advertised age which feels dishonest to me.  :hi:

Offline puntingking

I saw her recently and think she's nearer 60 personally,

I did mean that. When I stated in my review that she is 50+, this implies that I feel she is any age over 50 years old. I would agree that the higher end of 50 or the lower end of 60s seems right.  :hi:

Offline tony22

 :thumbsup: Agree with you on the dishonest bit.

For a massage I'm more about the service than the looks (within reason), so I'd see her again. And the BJ was enjoyable :) For FS, I'd need something more to look at.


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I read the reviews on here for Hana before I went to see her, so was under no illusion as to what I was signing up for, been a couple of times since then, she offers a fine all round service for which you’d struggle to find a gym fit 20 year old hottie willing to provide at anywhere near that price point.

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Ia it just me or does she have some seriously oversized hands ?

Offline joninbristol

Ia it just me or does she have some seriously oversized hands ?

They do, but I think it's the camera lens in this case. She's quite close to the camera in those photos where her hands do indeed seem large. If you look in her gallery, the fourth photo shows her left hand further back, and it seems much more in proportion to her body. Wide-ish angle lenses do this close up to anything that's closer to them than the rest of the image.

Worth noting for adult dating site photos. ;)

:hi:

« Last Edit: January 04, 2026, 11:14:23 pm by joninbristol »

Offline puntingking

They do, but I think it's the camera lens in this case. She's quite close to the camera in those photos where her hands do indeed seem large. If you look in her gallery, the fourth photo shows her left hand further back, and it seems much more in proportion to her body. Wide-ish angle lenses do this close up to anything that's closer to them than the rest of the image.

Worth noting for adult dating site photos. ;)

:hi:

+1   :hi: