Parlour towards the end of the high street, parking wasn’t too painful. Only one girl working, looked mid-late 40s, decent body for her age, friendly enough. I was horny, and no other services available nearby so gave this one a go.
£30 for 30 mins standard, then £40 extra for HE (probably could’ve talked her down a bit).
Massage was pretty weak – felt like she’d barely done one before. No reach-under or CC despite all the usual hints. She did try to tickling it, which is really annoying -does anyone actually like that?
HJ was super mechanical and monotone, only 1 speed!. Had to keep telling her to go faster, play with the balls, etc. When she did, it turned into awkward scratching around the gooch – killed the mood and I started going soft. Eventually finished, then a quick thigh rub and I was out the door.
Not great, wouldn’t repeat. Save your cash for something better.
BTW, on google maps it’s reviewed as Chinese Massage in Orpington.
