External Link/Members OnlyFancied a massage so booked an hour at Kanraya in Croydon. Paid £55 for an hour at the door. Been here many times before but ended up with a lady I've not met before. The room is big enough. Table is very sturdy. Room temperature good.
Joy is a middle aged Thai lady, short and chubby. Not attractive. Did nothing for me in terms of attraction but rolled with it. Basic English. She wandered in before I could even finish undressing (not a good sign). She covered my rear with a towel initially and massaged over the towel. She pulled it off shortly after and applied a hell of a lot of oil. Massage pressure on my back was initially quite good but then she went down and mostly focussed on my legs and buttocks for most of the session. She did this pinch thing on my neck which was a bit painful. Some parts of the leg massage was also a bit painful so it's not all pointless light brushes to get you excited. I probably should have told her to do my back more than focus on my bum so much. I think there was a subtle CC swipe but either way, it was doing nothing for me but it may have been her attempt at getting me excited.
Anyway, on turn over, she asked the question of whether I wanted a massage 'there' while briefly touching my cock. I promptly declined. At this point I was just bored and let her massage my arms and head. She was friendly enough but seemed disappointed I didn't want extras but she wasn't sour about. At the end, she asked if I wanted to leave with or without the oil.... (WTF?). Of course I wanted it wiped off due to the excessive amounts. I don't think this place has a shower for our use.
So overall, it was blah. Waste of £55. I'm not bothered about extras if the massage is at least half decent. I'd go back for the owner or maybe someone else but not Rose (Mon & Wed).
