External Link/Members OnlyI’ve not seen Johanna reviewed a lot recently but I’ve also been tempted by a naturist massage to see a different experience from the usual hand job at the end and hardly any touching allowed that you get at a lot of these places. Even more so after my double booking debacle recently with some Thai ladies which was very disappointing.
Comms was super easy altho she expects a call initially for first time visitors during which she explains her price list and services. All very easy to set up and arrange and she has a lovely phone voice. We agreed £60 for 30 mins.
On the day she texted me her postcode and when I was nearby her house number. It’s located on a small estate just outside Bracknell which is full of cookie cutter houses and which is relatively quiet. Her place is very remote at the end of a row behind some hedges.
First impressions are that she doesn’t look well - which is why this scores a neutral. Someone else mentioned she had lung issues I believe but she was very very skinny to the point of emaciated - which made her fake boobs look even larger. She’s probably in her 50s now too I’d say. I was a bit taken aback by her appearance but her manner is incredibly impressive, warm and chatty - she’s super nice and puts you at ease immediately. You get undressed together and then it’s time to hop onto the professional bed.
The massage itself is very soft - no firm shoulder rubbing here, it’s light touches all over your body with a lot of warm oil and attention on bum, cc swipes and reach unders. No B2B though despite both of us being naked. I found Johanna lovely company but a few things were off putting, firstly her cat is there in the room and seemed to like me - the feeling was mutual but maybe not the timing! Also Jo’s stomach seemed to rumble throughout which was odd - she possibly hadn’t eaten. She does tend to cough a bit too.
Her hand job though was absolutely top class, one of the best I’ve received. Incredible edging skills with just the right amount of pressure and speed to keep you hard without exploding too early. When it came to the 30 min mark she ramped it up and let me cum on her boobs.
Like I said she’s lovely company and gives a nice light massage but the attraction wasn’t there unfortunately, maybe a few years ago it would’ve been, but probably wouldn’t go back.
