Author Topic: Allmaar, Netherlands RLD  (Read 2046 times)

Offline Mr_X_Ldn

Stayed in Alkmaar for a few nights at the end of my trip instead of Amsterdam. Have visited the RLD a few times over the years and had some decent punts, this time it was a mixed bag.

What I like about Alkmaar RLD is that its on one whole street and fairly private and most people around are fellow punters rather than locals walking through (like Antwerp) or tourist walking tours (like Amsterdam).

Sadly the only map of this RLD I could find is out of date. The Gesloten 1e Passage and all the windows here are long gone! As well as the square section of Gesloten 3e Passage, although some windows opposite on Gesloten ramen are still there.

The elite women are in the centre usually 23 - K3 K2 K4 K1 and K2 K1 opposite. Although into the passage did have some hot women too. The Zijdam end of the strip Z3 Z2 Z1 etc were black/african WGs and mostly looked 40+

Starting from the other side (Dijk) where Spar shop is, the women tend to vary from young to old eastern european or latinos.

First punt was 1 - K3 the first window entering the strip but hidden away into a passage. She was a tall but athletic-looking Romanian and I guessed the nationality right. Friendly and chatty, agreed 40 euros for 20 mins. Good BJ OW and then moved onto sex but every position felt a bit awkward on the small bed as are both tall. Settled on doggy standing up but the room felt like 100 degrees and I was losing my boner because of it so I decided to call it a day.

2nd punt was the 2e Passage at window K9 - a blonde who I thought was slovakian or maybe estonian but turned out to be another romanian. Agreed 40 euros for 20 mins, fairly friendly but felt a bit mechanical. Went through the motions, 5 minute BJ then 10 minutes of fucking, finished in the bag in doggy but wouldn’t return.

There were a few hotties in this area at t5, p6 and p5 but they all looked like zombies looking at their phone and never looked up when you walked past so I never approached them.

3rd punt in Alkmaar wasn’t in the RLD but another punt off kinky.NL but can’t find the ad now. What persudaded me was the photos of a skinny meditarenen girl with braided hair and after contacting on whatsapp to get the address which was near the train station, I arrived to get something different.

The advert said she was Greek but what I got was a typical Rom, braided hair gone, dressed in PJ’s, I should’ve walked but decided to go ahead. Agreed 100 euros for 30 mins, OWO included. English wasn’t great so a bit hard to communicate although she did try to upsell me her fat friend who was slouched on the sofa in PJ’s eating chips. I said no. Up the stairs we went.

The bedroom was huge and the bed was super huge with a mirror a long the whole wall opposite and a TV on the ceiling. It was just a typical Dutch terrace house along a quiet street, must be an Air B’n’B rental. She did say they were moving onto Utrecht in a few days.

Once on the bed and both naked she bent over to give me a BJ but with a condom - I said oral without and she said she does not do, despite saying downstairs yes - sigh - I just went with it, the only highlight of this punt is watching her pussy in the mirror opposite as she bent over to suck my dick.

I suggested sex and she got on top but wouldn’t put it inside her or let me put it inside her instead she just kept trying to rub up and down. I suggested doggy and she said no she is too sore...so I got the picture, this is just a shit Rom service, get the money, do the bare minimum and move onto another city, rinse and repeat.

Felt foolish for this punt when I would’ve smelled it coming from the first impressions if it was in London but as I was away I thought it would be different, more fool me! She did try to finish me off with a handjob and kept making fake groaning noises for some reason. I noticed she wasn’t responding to whatever I was saying so I started telling her this is the shittest punt I’ve ever had and she just looked at me and giggled so she either didn’t understand a word of it or was just playing dumb.  :wacko:

I decided to stop and get dressed, thought about punting at a window in the RLD on the way back but lost my mojo for it in the end. In my experience of using Kinky.NL it was a good alternative to window punts or prive huises in the Netherlands/Belgium but would compare it more to vivastreet ads than AdultWorks as there’s no reviews from other punters.

As for Alkmaar RLD I would recommend it as most of the time you’ll get a decent punt for a reasonable price  :dance:

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Offline decadentd

Thank you for the report, and I am sorry that you did not get the best visit this time.  I think that the EE's have really changed the whole market in our lifetime.  It gets harder to find a really excellent service. 

The prive huis may have better offerings?  But I like the ambience of walking around the windows, which is all part of the experience, especially in winter. 

Thanks for the Alkmaar details - I am overdue a visit.



Offline Mr_X_Ldn

Glad you found it useful. I've had better luck in the past at windows in Alkmaar so maybe just pulled the short straw each time, would still recommend the RLD there. I'd rather pay 50 euros and have the chance of having a crap punt in Alkmaar than spend 100 euros for a crap punt in Amsterdam windows  :D i'd say privehuis is better if you want more than a P&D - the windows seem to only operate on a P&D from Alkmaar to Ghent its the same, even when I asked them for longer service they seem reluctant.

Offline decadentd

Thanks, and yes I agree.  The EE's want a quick turnaround.  It was not always like this. 

It used to be possible to build up a 'regular' type relationship with girls in the late nineties, especially in Liege.  There was one brilliant girl who was happy to be booked for an hour + and would get the waiter from the local cafe to bring down a drink to the window.  A very classy whore, local and remarkably fluent in four languages. 

There was also a part time housewife who did a late shift from 8.00pm, and she also liked her regulars. 

It is a vanished world.

Offline Mr_X_Ldn

Thanks, and yes I agree.  The EE's want a quick turnaround.  It was not always like this. 

It used to be possible to build up a 'regular' type relationship with girls in the late nineties, especially in Liege.  There was one brilliant girl who was happy to be booked for an hour + and would get the waiter from the local cafe to bring down a drink to the window.  A very classy whore, local and remarkably fluent in four languages. 

There was also a part time housewife who did a late shift from 8.00pm, and she also liked her regulars. 

It is a vanished world.

Yes, I've heard similar stories how much better it was back then so your tales do not surprise me.

I did see the same girl a few times in Haarlem RLD over a year ago and went back to see her again 4 months later and picked up where we left off, we just had instant good chemistry so it is still possible but just rare.

Offline billybob69

Yes, I've heard similar stories how much better it was back then so your tales do not surprise me.

I did see the same girl a few times in Haarlem RLD over a year ago and went back to see her again 4 months later and picked up where we left off, we just had instant good chemistry so it is still possible but just rare.

Circa. 2005 to 2010 Alkmaar used to be a sort of 'testing ground' for EE hookers. Many of them started off there before potentially moving on to Amsterdam. Some absolute beauties from Czech Republic, Hungary, Poland etc. It was 35e for multi-position f&s (whilst it was 50e in Amsterdam). It was a little hit 'n miss, but at the time I had a Dutch friend who was more than willing to TOFTT. I used to go and visit and in return for a meal at the Irodion Greek restaurant he used to point out the good un's.
It feels like a completely different time now.

BTW: Thanks for the European reviews; much appreciated.

Offline Mr_X_Ldn

Circa. 2005 to 2010 Alkmaar used to be a sort of 'testing ground' for EE hookers. Many of them started off there before potentially moving on to Amsterdam. Some absolute beauties from Czech Republic, Hungary, Poland etc. It was 35e for multi-position f&s (whilst it was 50e in Amsterdam). It was a little hit 'n miss, but at the time I had a Dutch friend who was more than willing to TOFTT. I used to go and visit and in return for a meal at the Irodion Greek restaurant he used to point out the good un's.
It feels like a completely different time now.

BTW: Thanks for the European reviews; much appreciated.

Your welcome  :drinks: happy to share info especially as the scene changes every few years.

The 00s in Alkmaar sounded great and I probably would have spent a pretty penny if I was going then. First experience of RLD abroad wasn't til the 2010s and the more I visited the more I realised how much has changed. A lot of the guides I read back then were posted in the 00s so a lot has gone completely. I can say the same thing for Coffeeshops too. Definitely feel like I missed out compared to how it was.