Joan Mansfield Woodhouse

[Rhino1969]

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£45 for 1 hour

Joan is well reviewed on here, and as I knew I’d be passing through the area, I booked the day before by text. On arrival I parked near the shops about fifty yards away and messaged to let her know I was there. She replied promptly and invited me to come over.

The house is a modest semi on a typical residential estate—neat, welcoming, and clearly well looked after, with recent decorating inside. After a quick visit to the bathroom, we walked through the house to a cabin at the bottom of the garden. The space was warm, lightly scented, and well equipped with beauty-treatment items and a proper massage couch, creating a calm, professional atmosphere.

Joan herself is a slim, “lady next door” type, probably around late 50s to 60s very relaxed and easy to talk to. There was no awkwardness at all. I undressed and stood chatting with her naked for a short while before lying face down on the couch. Nothing needed to be said—there was a clear, unspoken understanding of why I was there.

The massage was more about touch and sensation which focused on stimulation rather than pressure. It wouldn’t be one for working out serious knots, but it was undeniably enjoyable.  we chatted casually, but as her touches became more frequent and deliberate the conversation stopped as I relaxed.

On turning over, the same slow, subtle approach continued. Everything was unhurried and attentive, focused on prolonging the pleasure rather than rushing to a finish. The handwork was steady and controlled and very enjoyable.

We finished with a little more massage and a hot cloth wipe down.

[Atrueyorkie]

Thanks for the review. Been once and this woman is old/ancient. Nice lady but slim could be replaced with “frail”. Ironing board shape

[Rhino1969]

I was trying to be polite lol

[GoldTop]

Thanks for the review. Been once and this woman is old/ancient. Nice lady but slim could be replaced with “frail”. Ironing board shape

Agree, but not many around provide that service for 45.

[scouting]

Agree, but not many around provide that service for 45.

And when you're laying back with your eyes closed enjoying her touch what's not to like? 
Some of my favourite FBSM providers could be placed in the same category as Joan, Li of Coventry and Yna of Erdington spring immediately to mind.

Yorkie is entitled to his opinion though

[Atrueyorkie]

Agree, but not many around provide that service for 45.

May be good vfm and I don’t frequent the area so might be the only thing in that area but adding another layer of opinion. What floats people’s boat, just adding the realism to it

[GoldTop]

May be good vfm and I don’t frequent the area so might be the only thing in that area but adding another layer of opinion. What floats people’s boat, just adding the realism to it

Yeah. Inclined to agree. Not to everyone's taste but hopefully to most people's wallet at £45. I quite like Joan's approach.

[nwluvit]

Agree, but not many around provide that service for 45.

Are you talking east mids or elsewhere?

[GoldTop]

Are you talking east mids or elsewhere?

Well, I can't speak for everywhere. I just meant an hour massage with a wank for £45, in my experience, is generally hard to come by,

[nwluvit]

Well, I can't speak for everywhere. I just meant an hour massage with a wank for £45, in my experience, is generally hard to come by,

You are quite right. Apologies!!  Misread your post thought you said was easy to get £45 massages.

Personally, I find Joan to be a friendly, lovely woman. Her technique more than makes up for any lack of looks. I visit (not often as live far away) for a massage and a very well executed, edging style handjob. Nothing more nothing less.