This is my first review so please feel free to correct me if it’s not sufficient.
I’m a complete newbie to the punting scene and as it’s quite a discrete pastime, for obvious reasons, I’ve been trying to figure things out as I go along. So here goes…
I visited the parlour in Fratton this week on Wednesday morning. I must admit that although I had called ahead, I did walk by a couple of times before plucking up the courage to walk through the door. I was greeted by a pretty youngish Chinese woman and I told her that I had arranged an appointment with someone named Seven. She told me in bad English that she was her.
The premises - 218 Fratton Rd, PO15HH.
It seemed clean enough, but I certainly wasn’t impressed with the fit out of the place and was surprised it
didn’t look more professional.
The masseuse - She was attractive and was definitely the same woman who I saw a couple of pictures of, but definitely a bit older and carried a bit more weight. I was still quite happy to proceed as she came across as very friendly and welcoming.
The service - I agreed to pay £30 for 30 minutes massage. The massage started off well and wasn’t too firm as I’d requested. For the first 5-10 minutes I felt very relaxed and comfortable, but unfortunately when asked to turn over there was now quite a lot of noise coming from either the hallway or another room which started to make me feel uncomfortable. The masseuse gestured with her hand that she would give me a hand job and told me only £20 extra darling. Although I was still feeling quite put off by the outside noise I did agree and she started to fondle me, but only after a few seconds I told her I didn’t want it. She told me to turn back over and continued massaging my neck and shoulders. Around 20-25 minutes in I said thanks and that I had to go. I quickly got my clothes back on and swiftly left.
I’m giving the experience a positive rating because although I was put off by the noise, with hindsight now I think that this was all on me feeling a bit nervous. The massage was fine and the masseuse was lovely and friendly. What I kept thinking was that someone might come into the room at anytime and I didn’t want to get caught with my pants down lol.
I’m definitely going to go back and try and man up a bit next time lol. I might even have a pre massage pint for a little bit of dutch courage.
