Bluehummer - Yeovil TOFTT

[A Usual Suspect]

30mins for £90

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So i thought id go and try and find a hidden gem, its something ive wanted to do for a while to basically give a new girl to the UK scene a chance. I really liked the look of bluehummer on AW, pretty face and that trademark brazilian behind 

Comms
Messeged the day before to confirm a morning booking and all was good. On the day about an hour before i messeged to say id be setting off soon she was once again quick with a reply....so far so good. I arrived 10 mins before the booking with a swift "ready when you are"..... i didnt get a reply till 10 mins past our slot which was "are you here". I usually give 15mins before fucking off so i still was. Then another 10 mins later im FINALLY at the door. At this point i knew it wasnt looking good.

Appearance
Things got a tad bit worse when i opened the door, it is the girl in the pics thank fuck but she looked like she'd just got out of bed with her dressing gown and slippers on, great. But she is attractive i can say that. Exactly like her pics.

Premise
Not a nice place, council house which was rather run down and pretty much derelict on the inside. Place smelt very musky.

Service
Cash sorted and sloted away on return she fucked about with her phone for about 5 mins chatting to her mate, how girls think this ok is beyond me, anyway soon enough she took off her dressing gown to reveal her body which is a big WOW. Cracking arse, nice c cup tits which to my surprise are natural! She started grinding on my cock which did feel great turned her around to kiss and got a quick "extra darling"..... so it begins, this is when i thought "right lets just try and get the most out of this" lay down for the BJ, asked for OWO which again "extra" laughable by this point. It was very average head with abit of attention to the jewels which was nice. 5 mins after that the dom goes on to bang her from behind, about 30 secs in and i get a whiff of her snatch  it was pungent let me tell you. I held my breath and banged away until finish just tryna focus on her arse. She did make all the right noises whilst fucking tho which was somthing. She jumped up instantly after id finished, cleaned my cock and then straight to her phone. I was there for about 20 mins, 20 mins too long  .

Pros:
Cracking body
Pretty face
Got more into it as it went along

Cons:
Shit time keeping
No effort with outfits/lingerie
Musky house
"Extras" gallore
Smelly fanny

Will not be returning and would not recommend 

[Jameson20]

Bin minge is never acceptable. How long does it take to wash your cooch before getting ploughed? Vile.

[A Usual Suspect]

Yeah its simply unacceptable, especially after arranging the meet a day before. Forgot to mention that i asked how much the extras are while getting changed and it was OWO and RO for £30 each anf DFK for £20. Would be £170 for 30 mins pretty much double the cost for the extras 

[tigerbiker]

I looked up the slang meaning of "hummer" on Google

There are a few meanings. One is "The noun "hummer" is also used in slang, particularly in the funeral business, to refer to a really smelly corpse. More generally, it can refer to anything that has a very bad odor. "

The other one that Google comes up with is "In British English slang, the verb "hum" can mean to smell very unpleasant, often like stale perspiration. "

Either way, there was a clue in the name - take your pick!

[tigerbiker]

Watch out incase she changes name to Bluestinky

[ForkEscort]

Watch out incase she changes name to Bluestinky

or Bluewaffle

[southcoastpunter]

Bin minge is never acceptable. How long does it take to wash your cooch before getting ploughed? Vile.

it would seem at least one guy likes it:

Looking for an SP who would offer a sweaty minge. Sick of fresh tasteless fanny, want a gym girl who has worked out or a milf who hasnt showered since the day before but no sloppy seconds. I love the smell, taste and texture of a dirty girls body.

[A Usual Suspect]

One mans trash is another mans treasure 

[simping]

or Bluewaffle

Now thats something I haven't heard in a while