Not even sure where to start with this...
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External Link/Members OnlyAgreed 1hr - £200. Price includes FK, OWO and Sex.
Ended up paying £150 for 45mins and got minimal FK, decent OWO and 3 thrusts of sex.
She's been on my HL for a while. I saw her in the London TOFTT thread and thought she looked pretty. Looked at her reviews (on AW) which didn't scream anything mad. Pics looked good. But I did notice something in one of her videos (white lines). Umm'd and ahhh'd but as it had been a while since my last punt (thank you flu), I was directed by the little man.
WhatsApp'd her in the morning for a 1hr incall in the evening (5.30pm - this is important). She confirmed, I confirmed, sweet. Message her at 4.45pm to say I am on my way and head over. She calls to ask what time I am getting there (as I am driving).. Told her the time and said I will be a little early (traffic not too bad). Then asks how long is the booking and I reconfirm an hour.
Park up. Walk to the flat. Fuck, its literally on the high street. Message her. Silence. I am stood on the High St, looking so fucking suspicious and a total twat. She then says she's coming to let me in. So I wait more. Still look like a twat.
Spot her behind a metal gate, acknowledge her and she lets me in. First thought... not great. No effort. But she's tall and slim. So could be ok. Led to the room/flat/apartment she's renting (suspect airbnb so there are cameras - wonderful). Its now just gone 5.30pm.
Inside and she's asking me if its 30mins and I say it was an hour (I SHOULD have said 30mins). I give her the money (£200/1hr). Tells me I need to have a shower (no worries) and says its not taken out the time. Cool. I have a shower, she gives me the tiniest towel. Come out and she's on the phone to someone. Then moaning about her receptionist. While I am stood there, naked, holding a tiny face cloth like a twat (running theme).
Tells me to sit on the bed... so I do. I try to start the action and she's not having it. More moaning. I look at the clock... its 5.45pm. She asks how long I want (wtf??), 1 hr but I really need to be done in an hour - thinking she'll start. Nope, time to get a drink. Do I want water? Do I want something else? No, just give me water (fuck it). She comes in... and forgets something else. Out the room she goes... I'm still naked, sat on her bed, feeling like a twat.
Its now 5.50pm and I am like we need to start and she gets her phone. Her next booking is 6.30pm... erm... that ain't happening. She starts dealing with that and tells them to come at 7pm. Still, I sit on the bed.... naked.... like a twat.
And we finally get a kiss. Its a bit meh. She suddenly lays back and I am like... huh? So I go for more FK and some licking of boobs (fyi, she's a A cup - nice nipples tho). Asks if I want a BJ... well, you claim to be a goddess at it - so sure.... I lie back and she leaves the room (WTAF??). Turns out she's looking for a hair tie... ties her hair and on with the BJ. But wait... she sneezes. FUCK SAKE. Blows her nose (trumpet) about to start again and 2nd sneeze... Considering I just had the flu, I am now a bit annoyed. BJ starts.... Its not too bad actually. Deep, some fake DT sounds but not too bad. Gets in some weird position where her head is on one leg and she pulls my other one over her body... whatever.
Suddenly stops... what?? Ok, Dom time... on it goes, but she needs help cos of her nails. Fine. Put it on. And "I don't go on top"... what? Ok, lets go mish and now I am like, get this over with. A couple of thrusts and I am done. In the bag and there I am with a bag full of come and she's just looking at me. You guessed, I look like a twat. Don't worry love, I'll clean myself... but wheres the bin? Find it, dispose the dom and clean with wet wipes.
The time... 6.05pm. I ask for more OWO as she's putting a gown on. I don't even know what to think anymore. She's wobbling a bit and its dawning on me that she's had either had some party powder or drunk (I couldn't smell alcohol tho).
Anyway, more OWO. And I am like... fuck this. Lets just cut my losses. Its about 6.15pm now. She offered to refund money for my time so I said cut it to 45mins (should have said 30, but don't want to be too much of a dick). And she agreed. I had a shower, got dressed and asked for the money (felt like a twat). She gets her phone to do a transfer... nah mate, I'll have some of my cash back please. Which she gives.
She lets me out the back exit of the flat which actually opens into the car park (which would have been helpful at the beginning). And I go home.
While the punt was SHIT. The girl is actually nice (seems to have a decent heart). If she can get off whatever she's on and cleans herself up - she could be great.
But this was defo not fun. Defo not recommended. The only positive is that I got some cash back. The main negative was feeling like a twat for the best part of an hour.
Expensive Punt. But I have 1 punt left this year. Fingers crossed its a good one!
