External Link/Members OnlyWent along to see ‘Kate’ a couple of weeks ago. Posting this review up in the hope it will save some of you a wasted visit. Venue was in the Roath / Cathays area, not far from the City Road / Albany Road junction. ‘Kate’ is the generic name for the girl who works out of here, I think they change on a weekly basis. The advert is very misleading, Kate is not Thai but Chinese and the massage a complete waste of time. She just didn’t have a clue. The ‘Kate’ I saw was about 30, quite attractive and slightly built. Typical Chinese frame. Shown the menu on arrival, £50 for an hours massage, extras listed as £30 for h/r, £60 for topless, £80 for B2B. Everything was done via phone, Kate did not speak any English apart from one word, which was ‘money’, when she held her hand out for the cash. Opted for the £30 h/r, non negotiable. Told to lie on bed while she disappeared with the money ‘to pay boss’. On returning, she rubbed my back and shoulders lightly for about 10 minutes and I was wondering when the massage was going to start, but this was it. Moved to legs, but again, nothing resembling a massage in any sense of the word. I did ask if she could do harder, but she clearly didn’t understand a word. She tapped me on the shoulder and indicated for me to roll over so she could do the front. Couple of sensual touches then straight into h/r. Again, lacking any finesse just get it over as quickly as possible. It was all over and I was out after 40 minutes. After dressing, ‘Kate’ said something into her phone and showed me the translation. She was actually asking for a £20 tip.
In hindsight, a complete disaster for me. Should have stuck with my usual, but the option for a change is very tempting. Still, lesson learned, although I think I said that last time!
