Bia hot massage – Tottenham Court Road

[Bushmills]

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When: early autumn

Comms: easily arranged via WhatsApp.

Location: side street near Tottenham Court Road, close to some shops I visit quite often, so a good location for me. Ground floor flat, reasonable shower.

SP: tall, Amazonian proportions. The person in the AW profile photos. Clearly goes to the gym but was not gym-toned at the time of my visit. So not the female body-builder I was hoping for.
English: decent enough.

Action: After showering, I lay on a towel on the bed. She massaged my very thoroughly and professionally (but not at all sensually) with legs, feet and back receiving attention. Legs lifted up onto her shoulders as seems to be the common modus operandi of Brazilian masseuses.
I declined a prostate massage – it’s not my thing.
Some B2B followed, but it felt like she was working through a routine. A few reach-unders but very little sensual massage.
After turning over, she massaged my legs and chest, then rubbed her boobs over my chest and cock before oiling up my cock for the finish. She moved around the bed, going from bottom to top and top to bottom from different directions, finishing by rubbing my cock between her boobs in a very mechanical way with little eye contact. During this time, she positioned herself so that RO was not possible. No kissing.
After what seemed like a long time, she knelt on the bed beside me and wanked me off until I came, eventually.

After: I tried to engage in a little light conversation but she was on her phone. I showered then left at about 50 mins into the hour.

Price paid: £180.00 for 1 hour, paid at the end. More than I would usually pay for this kind of service, but I was hoping that her physique would make it worthwhile.
Extras: none offered.

Would I return? No, we just did not click. It’s a shame, she should tick the boxes for ‘fantasy oiled-up bodybuilder’ but it just did not work.
Sorry for the negative, but price paid v service received were well adrift from each other.

[Sunny]

If you want to see a real female bodybuilder check out Lisa Cross. By far the horniest lady you will ever meet in your life but will cost you an arm and leg at £500ph.

[NickA]

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When: early autumn

Comms: easily arranged via WhatsApp.

Location: side street near Tottenham Court Road, close to some shops I visit quite often, so a good location for me. Ground floor flat, reasonable shower.

SP: tall, Amazonian proportions. The person in the AW profile photos. Clearly goes to the gym but was not gym-toned at the time of my visit. So not the female body-builder I was hoping for.
English: decent enough.

Action: After showering, I lay on a towel on the bed. She massaged my very thoroughly and professionally (but not at all sensually) with legs, feet and back receiving attention. Legs lifted up onto her shoulders as seems to be the common modus operandi of Brazilian masseuses.
I declined a prostate massage – it’s not my thing.
Some B2B followed, but it felt like she was working through a routine. A few reach-unders but very little sensual massage.
After turning over, she massaged my legs and chest, then rubbed her boobs over my chest and cock before oiling up my cock for the finish. She moved around the bed, going from bottom to top and top to bottom from different directions, finishing by rubbing my cock between her boobs in a very mechanical way with little eye contact. During this time, she positioned herself so that RO was not possible. No kissing.
After what seemed like a long time, she knelt on the bed beside me and wanked me off until I came, eventually.

After: I tried to engage in a little light conversation but she was on her phone. I showered then left at about 50 mins into the hour.

Price paid: £180.00 for 1 hour, paid at the end. More than I would usually pay for this kind of service, but I was hoping that her physique would make it worthwhile.
Extras: none offered.

Would I return? No, we just did not click. It’s a shame, she should tick the boxes for ‘fantasy oiled-up bodybuilder’ but it just did not work.
Sorry for the negative, but price paid v service received were well adrift from each other.

Sorry you had a bad one. Bia is reviewed a lot here. She must have gone through some physical changes since I last saw her for you not to consider her a bodybuilder. Maybe she's not training as much at the moment. No mention of her mighty clitoris in your review? Or did she keep that bad boy under wraps? 

[Arfnice73]

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SP: tall, Amazonian proportions. The person in the AW profile photos. Clearly goes to the gym but was not gym-toned at the time of my visit. So not the female body-builder I was hoping for.
English: decent enough.

Having met Bia a few times, I’m wondering if you actually saw here from this comment. Bia likes to wear very high heels and even then she’s no more than perhaps 5’4” !  Take her heels off and she’s only just on the taller side of 5’
For you to describe her as tall and “Amazonian”…putting aside the obvious inappropriate nature of the comment…you’re either an extremely vertically challenged chap or you didn’t necessarily meet Bia?

[Bushmills]

To respond to the comments:

- no RO was offered... so I missed out on her clitoris. She was standing over me on the bed for part of the meeting, but without my glasses I can't see more than about 1 foot in front of my face.

- Arfnice73 - she seemed tall to me from the perspective of lying on the bed and her standing on the bed over me. Now that you mention it, she was wearing heels as I arrived.
If you had a more enjoyable time with her than I did, then I am happy for you.

[Munter84]

For you to describe her as tall and “Amazonian”…putting aside the obvious inappropriate nature of the comment…

I must be missing something, what's inappropriate about that?