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dilettante

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As per BigJim's post in the other board, it now transpires Jim didn't make it, but I had already been mulling over taking the plunge myself after being haunted by visions of Lindsay's selfies all day.  (I normally do an AW FR, but as she hasn't confirmed the booking yet I'll just do one here.)

So doing chores around the house with a concert in Brum to go to at 7pm, at around the 4:15 mark I suddenly realise that time is of the essence, not the TARDIS variety, and if I am actually going to go for a punt first I'd better get my skates on.  As it's a free weekend with ready access to AW I've already done my homework (if not finished my housework) and created a shortlist of two - TeenLucy first as she's doing COF / swallow for £50, allegedly, but when the phone wasn't answered I rang Lindsay instead, having earlier chosen not to believe her assertion that she's here for one week only as she's definitely too cute to be missed. 

The phone was answered with a very deferential husky voice, I asked for 5:45 but 6pm was arranged as that's when she starts work, which gave me 10 minutes more to scrub my nails and double check my punting bag - washbag, A-Z, phone, plus evening protein meal, couple of cans, tablet, then all set.  Train was on time (compared to Michelle's cringeworthy debacle a fortnight ago) so I was punctual turning up at Lindsay's at the far side of Digbeth.

Entry is through a gate then "find the block", but Lindsay's English is so good it was no problem.  I waited a couple of minutes outside, with toilet flushings within, then the door was opened eventually.  It is definitely She of the Selfies, but not quite the same perspective - not petite nor slim, there isn't a word for it in English but maybe "nicely well-proportioned, large-limbed without being fat" is about the closest you can get.  However the flat, which is very nice, REEKED of tobacco, and I think I sniffed it on my clothes a few hours later, the way you used to the day after you'd been to the pub.

Quick shower - but I'm neglecting Lindsay, who is very friendly and charming, a beautiful, sparkly, attentive face that points to escorting being a virtuous circle for all concerned -  trebles all round, get in there!!  She has an 'hourglass figure' - well-proportioned in the lower parts, slim face - breasts are the sort that a low cut top has you craning to oggle, spreading but quite compact at the same time.  Wearing a cotton / stretch-towelling dress, which I quite liked, as it leaves more to take off.

So naked after the shower I had Lindsay sit on my lap, she immediately started 'necking' and I groping, it's simply miraculous how you can just meet a girl and get right into it within a couple of minutes.  I squeezed her midriff while asking her something and she responded delightfully, as though she had been a one-year-old baby, very warm tummy and very exhuberant, chatty response.  Dress was removed, then bra, nipples were of the alveolic variety but could be hardened to a discreet cusp with a bit of attention, which was well worth it.  Then I was invited to "lie back" (normally #1 instruction so they can control proceedings from the outset) while Lindsay gave her attention to the bedside cabinet - which didn't bode well, what could she possibly want from there?  The question was verbally negated later than the mental inference had already surmised - she didn't do OWO.  (Checking her profile it's 'At Discretion', but take that as a No as I had just showered and no-one's complained yet.  I can fully respect this in an escort, if she doesn't want to take any risks - you know she'll be clean, too.)

But it wasn't really an issue as the first thing she did was get right onto my balls and perineum, gazing up at me with smoky eyes, while I told her how gorgeous she was and stroked her long blonde locks and caressed her cheeks - pure heaven!  I had my watch on, meting out the time as I had to get away for my concert, but a few minutes goes a long way with a girl like this.  Oral technique was excellent and she was getting into it, soon my attention turned to her fulsome rump and we were doing 69.  She loved being rimmed too during RO, we progressed to this in doggie interspersed with more stroking and necking, she was like a Magic Porridge Pot, every time I went back down there were more gorgeous tastes to be sucked up.  (Looking at her profile she offers A-levels, didn't think to ask but she might well be into this.)  As she is quite "loose" I could last a really long time with her in doggie, then the alarm went off on her tablet!! - must have been set from the moment I came through the door!  But this wasn't an issue and we carried on in mish - I actually found myself still going strong and wondering if I could come, normally I don't last ten minutes, but then I upped the pace and launched into the usual expression of my lustful adulterous nature with a more sympathetic confidante than any wife or GF could ever be - as they would have preconceptions.

What deserves a paragraph on its own is how unfazeably friendly and companiable Lindsay is, she is a student in Czech Republic, has been escorting for five months or so; only just arrived in Brum, and shortly to leave.  She looks like an American teen - I asked her if she'd been to US from her English, but this is just Czech twang.  Lovely girl and while I can't say GFE as she doesn't do kissing (at all) or OWO she's definitely "girl next door" and I'd recommend taking the chance while you can, she'll be gone soon.

So by 6:40 I was by the gates, but I had to ring her to ask how to get out as there is a code - this is my ONE COMPLAINT - she didn't let me know in advance!  By 6:50 I was at Symphony Hall, three times quicker than the traffic, and by 6:55 I was in my seat. 

But as I'd booked a cheap seat at the back I really had to strain to hear every note of James Ehnes' rendition of the Walton, and missed more than few - sorry Lindsay, you weren't worth it - I should have spent the money on a front-row seat, then I'd have heard every note! ;)





Dodo

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Really enjoyable informative review.. Thanks for that D

dilettante

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Had another fantastic 30 mins with her last night, took a 3.5hr round trip to do it but well worth it, got some DFK too which was out of this world, and a nice chat to finish, came far too soon.  I'll remember the taste of her pussy squashed into my face, and her beautiful smoky eyes, for a long time to come.  May be back in Brum end of January, but non-committal about it - hence I took the chance while I could!

dilettante

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Can't understand it -
 
- profile updated to say back last Tuesday
- booked for Tues evening
- profile then said Weds
- get a reply back yesterday saying she had a problem with flights but is back now and fine to book for Sunday
- got back late last night and profile completely pulled!!

Hopefully she hasn't had a bad experience or anything, such as a lot of WGs report as having had from certain cross-sections of the community, as she was a lovely sweet girl ... oh well, more fish in the pond, move on - External Link/Members Only looks lovely, External Link/Members Only hot as fuck with the new pics.

ziubziauk

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dilettante

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Yep, she texted me back yesterday evening!  :yahoo:

dilettante

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The reason for the profile disappearing is that it was disabled by AW - fucking twats, you do a search and there's page after page of obviously fake (0) Romanians that they're happy to allow continuing their ripoff antics; then a 20-year-old Czech girl with excellent FB flies over and is next day left stranded in a foreign country without any means of support due to some rhyme and reason beknown only to those patent fuckwits.  Luckily she managed to convince them to re-enable it.  The day late starting is because of high winds in Prague that grounded the flight till the Weds.

So as you may have gathered I have not been idle, I woke up before 4am knowing I had a fantastic day ahead of me and have not been disappointed in the slightest.  Had an hour with her this time, this was the same as the other two except I took along a bottle of almond oil languishing in a cupboard since my last gf 4.5 years ago, it was probably more intimate than she would have liked and it was bl00dy intimate, of course I only lasted about 3 mins inside her but that wasn't as long as the ensuing climax, she came too.  Then a massage from her and a chat to use up time - she's pretty good!  She's leaving on Jan 31st and will go to Ireland next which gives me x3 more visits max - but as I know for a fact it will never ever get any better than this I'll have no qualms about using my punting budget up at least till end of Feb.  Maybe I'll take her to Barajees instead as it was bl00dy intimate and she makes no bones about the fact it's just a job, but is as friendly and well-meaning as your best female friend at college.

Offline The Wagged Wascal

I saw Lindsay this afternoon and, regrettably, came away very disappointed, particularly after my last excursion into Brum when I saw Young Lucy who was one of the best I've ever seen. Lindsay, on the other hand, just seemed to be going through the motions.

First of all the good bits -

- goods comms to arrange the booking
- easy to find apartment
- plenty of free parking. Not sure I'd want to go there at night though
- speaks good English and
- facially she's a stunner

Now the not so good:

- bedroom was, at best, sparsely furnished - basically a bed and a radio with a suitcase and some bedclothes on the floor. No atmosphere at all.
- no kissing
- oral was with
- as I said above, she seemed to be just going through the motions
- difficult to get out of the apartment complex.

Overall, therefore, very disappointing so I wouldn't see her again nor would I recommend her.

Offline pianodave

Thanks, I'd been tempted to see her due to the pretty face and £20 a levels, but had decided not to bother due to the reports of no OWO or DFK. Your report confirms she isn't worth it.

Such a shame lucy hasn't come back. Other girls are just so "meh" in comparison :(

Offline The Wagged Wascal

Thanks, I'd been tempted to see her due to the pretty face and £20 a levels, but had decided not to bother due to the reports of no OWO or DFK. Your report confirms she isn't worth it.

Such a shame lucy hasn't come back. Other girls are just so "meh" in comparison :(

There is hope - On Lucy's AW profile it says that she logged in today - Fingers and every other appendage crossed.

dilettante

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I didn't get kissing first time but did after that.  I'm seeing her tomorrow then next Thursday before she leaves - using up budget till after Easter, I'll go celibate for a couple of months.

dilettante

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NB ignore the last "feedback only" - utter crap, it was late at night, she was knackered, she'd arranged to meet him much earlier and he hadn't even left his house!!

Last chance is next Weds before she leaves - quite possibly for good.
« Last Edit: January 24, 2015, 03:11:03 pm by dilettante »

Dodo

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NB ignore the last "feedback only" - utter crap, it was late at night, she was knackered, she'd arranged to meet him much earlier and he hadn't even left his house!!

Last chance is next Weds before she leaves - quite possibly for good.
You'd better scrub your next Thursday visit then  :(

Offline Trevor12

I didn't get kissing first time but did after that.

Did she say at the end of the first visit that she would kiss next time, or was it a pleasant surprise?

dilettante

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Did she say at the end of the first visit that she would kiss next time, or was it a pleasant surprise?

 :kiss: ^^^ Like wot the man said! ;)  Look at her FB and lots of others mention it.  She's very good at it but certainly wouldn't want to be 'snogged'.

dilettante

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You'd better scrub your next Thursday visit then  :(
Yep have emailed her re Weds already.  She's going shopping with Jessica on the Thursday, back home on Friday.

dilettante

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Well Lindsay will now be on her flight back home to Prague along with stablemate Jessica,  both looking forward to going out together with respective boyfriends, leaving me £420 lighter in pocket and wondering what it was all about.  It's up in the air whether she  will continue escorting at all as she has just about made enough cash now to ensure independence from her parents – and can in any case make twice as much in Ireland as over here.  Having chatted to her about it I'd personally be very happy if she didn't.

I went to see her last Weds, her last customer of this visit – so that's five visits in six weeks, the latter three for an hour each.  It seemed natural to see as much of her as I possibly could for the reasons above, and after last Saturday's visit I was on cloud nine for a while, but then a sort of sick dread started to sink in at the thought of her leaving and effectively turning her back on me, it had been getting far too intense and passionate on my part and I really didn't need any more sex for a while – “Even so quickly may one catch the plague?” - so when I booked her last Monday for the Wednesday, I said I only wanted to talk / chill out, at which she was a bit surprised.  I then followed it up with an explanatory email:

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Hi Lindsay, you probably thought it was a strange thing for me to say ... but over the weekend it started to sink in that I would probably  never see you again after Wednesday and what was the POINT of having (for me) such passionate, involved sex with someone when it's never going to go anywhere, it would be crazy - I've seen quite a few escorts over the last two years and had some great sex and met some lovely girls, but you are different, I am getting far too attached to you ... when you find an escort attractive you of course want to see her again, but when is it going too far, impossible to know!  Also, as we have chatted a few times and I have got to know you a little, the idea of paying someone I like as much as you  … for sex no longer seems right - so as it says on your AW profile page, "Any money spent is for time and companionship only" :-) ...

 … and asking her to wear normal clothes.  This was duly read the following evening, but not replied to; I then texted her on the Weds to confirm it was still on, to which she was fine – I hadn't been blocked!

So I duly turned up, but as I might have expected I was greeted as normal by a smiling, radiant Lindsay in just her underwear and a top, looking irresistibly beautiful.  I sat down on the bed and got the cash out for another hour and asked, Er, had she seen the email I sent? - No! - Really? - Really not, with a certain bemused intrigue, she's far too busy to check them all.  Oh well, the die was cast and I was off to the shower as normal, deciding to continue with Plan B although part of me still wanted to say, “No, don't do this, stick to what you first intended.”  I was in a bit of a stupor anyway from not having eaten for two days that week, and when she started with the usual cuddling / necking, I just held her.  She asked if I was OK, saying I wasn't being proactive as I normally was, I seemed 'shy', then repeated this a bit later, but all I wanted was to just hold her, realising it was mad to feel like that for her.  There was no kissing this time but another fantastic BJ got me well-and-truly aroused again and I just had to worship her beautiful pussy for one last time, then into mish for the most intense and passionate sex I've ever had with the most beautiful woman – who, when you look up at her at the height of your passion, you know she's thinking you're just yet another middle-aged man she's got to endure it with in order to bank her cash.

I was offered another massage, but now at least was the chance to talk face to face with her as planned.  She said that when I'd said “just talk” she thought it was the sort of thing where people ring her up to discuss sex acts so they can jerk off, she can hear it in the background.  What followed was an object lesson in what it's like from their point of view – as we've all heard so many times, it's purely a business transaction, all you can do is keep saying “Think of the money … think of the money”; and when she goes home to Prague she can successfully just block it all out, and it's totally different to being with her own boyfriend – otherwise, she'd go crazy.   I did tell her how besotted I'd become with her and had been dreading how I might take it when she was gone – the usual tale told by an idiot - at which she jumped up, ran to her friend's room and came back with a piece of paper with her personal mobile in Czech Rep. on it, saying to text her if needed and we could chat.  But at the same time I should not consider her in terms of any sort of association, not even as just a friend – which I looked her in the eye and promised not to do. It's really quite a 'life lesson' to be counselled like that but a young girl scarcely out of her teens - I can't see any way she won't go right to the top – very intelligent, stunningly attractive, determined and single-minded with a streak of ruthlessness.  (No wonder she wouldn't let me take a photo for her PG of her licking my balls and gazing up at me.)

So what a decent sort of girl, you can't say fairer than that, I've had it right from the horse's mouth with brutal honesty, not that I didn't know it all along.  At the same time, I've realised that even starting to care about someone you punt with puts the whole thing in a totally different light - it's absolutely horrible, trying to take on board what she's doing, her head's so spinning with bookings she hardly knows you from the Adam she was with the night before, you're expending the spark of your vital energy on a squeaking Cleopatra posturing the act of love – the disdain that dare not speak its name, I don't want to even try to describe it; – yet she's not “the cruellest She alive”, but the nicest, friendliest civvy girl you could hope to meet, who's just following standard WG professional practices.

So the immediate concern is the pummelling my glandular system seems to have taken, I'll be taking it slowly and carefully for a few days - I took up punting in order to avoid any more painful break-ups with women.  And I'm questioning myself as to what I expected to get out of this – under normal circumstances I'd have arranged two meets for ninety minutes maximum - and I know I've got absolutely nobody but myself to blame.  I've basically helped myself to a mad love affair (on my part) which was doomed to failure; or perhaps my aim was to establish a sort of 'rapport' with her which would allow a 'quasi-friendship' to develop, or something, but I must surely have known I would come out of it with nothing, not even a backward look.  So my current thinking is that if my 'normal' punting is just a less intense version of this, I'm really in it for the wrong reasons, and the 'right' reasons are not where I want to go either – so I'm really feeling that I don't want to be part of this any more – I planned to abstain till after Easter anyway due to what I've spent on Lindsay, and while I really enjoy this site I've started to second NIK's opinion of the other as “Adult Wank”, and if I see one more profile of a fucking Romanian's splayed ass, grrr … so in order to keep that up I'm not going to tempt myself back by 'browsing the scene', you may well not see anything of me, but FFS send me a PM if you want to :-) 

So I texted Lindsay Thursday morning so she can let me know if she comes back to UK, and got this reply -

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“Hello J-----.  Thank u soo much x.maybe we will meet again.God knows. :)  L----”

Isn't that a reassuring reply to get back from a WG the morning after you've seen her? - I'll be happy with that, I'll quit now while I'm still ahead of the game.  And if she ever does come back to UK, I'll definitely only be prepared to meet her in Barajees this time round!

Offline pianodave

Well that retirement didn't last long :D

They all talk such bollocks :) Anyway, she's here again after her "trip to see my family" or whatever bs it was  :rolleyes:

Dodo

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Well that retirement didn't last long :D

They all talk such bollocks :) Anyway, she's here again after her "trip to see my family" or whatever bs it was  :rolleyes:
Oh fuck !!  Best keep her return quiet from Dilettente or we will be organisin a stag do before we know it  :(

dilettante

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She texted me last night asking to make a fake booking then leave her some +FB, as if you look some rival pimps or something have been making up bad FB.  That is, as she's now working for an agency, back for 5 days after a "change of plan" - so you can't ring her in person and, as I learned just after I sent her a personal email just earlier, she no longer controls her AW account.  I would like to meet her for a chat but I'm worried it would just end up having sex like last time - I've absolutely had enough of this, they don't give a shit about you, and if she doesn't get back to me in person to arrange something away from the whore-hole she's working in, which really she should be flattered by, I'll just text her not to contact me in future and delete her number - she offered to chat if needed but ignored my text anyway, until it suited her last night, what a fucking waste of time and energy already today.

So first time in a month on AW and UKP today - bye folks ...


dilettante

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I'll just update the above as it's inaccurate - I don't know what's going on but it's due to her friend handling her comms for her, I always wondered what was going on previously as well and it used to freak me out - anyway she's an indie as before, I rang her just now but she wasn't interested in meeting just to talk, there's no way we can have sex given my strong feelings but I did ask her specifically to come back to Brum (when I was only mildly besotted with her), so at least it ended on a friendly note.  Like my punting career - does anyone know whether, if you delete your profile, your FRs remain, they could be useful for other punters.

Offline pianodave

I think you probably should leave this girl be, and let her do her job.

Offline whats that noise

Agree with silvero. Either see another or quit. This goes for all of them. They may well "like" you. Only as far as more than the next punter. Once you're out the door, then you're out of mind too.

White Knight

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I punted lindsaydoll in jan...read the threads...it was a GFE experience, fk..various positions.. the only thing she did not do was cowgirl (her preference) on the day...booked her initially for 1 hr, but decided on 30 mins due to some delay on her part...ok punt with a young 20 year old....but not one that I would keep going to regularly...a back-up plan if other things do not work out...

dilettante

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I think you probably should leave this girl be, and let her do her job.
Got no choice now - I phoned her back later to apologise for being brusque, she said, "I don't understand you ...", then "... You are in love with me?" - which I would not admit to, more like walking into quicksand and needing a helping hand out of it - but she did say, "OK, we can talk ...", so 10am this morning was arranged.  This was her suggestion, and I got the cash out the cashpoint in readiness.  But all I got from either number was her friend answering her phone and saying, "I start at 12 ...", then denying she knew Lindsay (by her real name).  So I thought, WTF, and about 11:20 texted if I could have a booking at 12 - which was immediately accepted with gusto - followed 15 mins later by "I'm sorry but I don't want to see you any more" (from her or Jessica, maybe Jessica told her I had cancelled it).  So a wasted morning, I was prepared to draw a line under it on Thursday, no doubt her friend had a say in it and standing me up like that is unjustifiable when she could have texted to cancel, with absolutely no respect for my feelings.  I had pretty-well got over her, expecting never to see her again, but as above she texted me to do her fake FB after others she had probably stood up same as me, or her friend had on her behalf, complained about it.

The first escort I saw, I asked her if anyone had become infatuated with her, and she said there was - he had paid for bookings just to talk, but she had said, "No need to book, we can go to a coffee shop", and they're still good friends (she's married), he sorts out her German language things for her.

Anyway this has just only confirmed that punting is no longer for me, I am not suited to it.
« Last Edit: February 28, 2015, 11:53:57 pm by dilettante »

dilettante

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Agree with silvero. Either see another or quit. This goes for all of them. They may well "like" you. Only as far as more than the next punter. Once you're out the door, then you're out of mind too.
That's probably true, but that's why it is a vicious profession that dehumanises all participants - anyone who's "mens sana in corpore sano" will not compromise their basic emotional needs like that just to satisfy sexual urges.  I'd rather become a Benedictine monk than ever resort to using another escort.

Offline BustaNut

Got no choice now - I phoned her back later to apologise for being brusque, she said, "I don't understand you ...", then "... You are in love with me?" - which I would not admit to, more like walking into quicksand and needing a helping hand out of it - but she did say, "OK, we can talk ...", so 10am this morning was arranged.  This was her suggestion, and I got the cash out the cashpoint in readiness.  But all I got from either number was her friend answering her phone and saying, "I start at 12 ...", then denying she knew Lindsay (by her real name).  So I thought, WTF, and about 11:20 texted if I could have a booking at 12 - which was immediately accepted with gusto - followed 15 mins later by "I'm sorry but I don't want to see you any more" (from her or Jessica, maybe Jessica told her I had cancelled it).  So a wasted morning, I was prepared to draw a line under it on Thursday, no doubt her friend had a say in it and standing me up like that is unjustifiable when she could have texted to cancel, with absolutely no respect for my feelings.  I had pretty-well got over her, expecting never to see her again, but as above she texted me to do her fake FB after others she had probably stood up same as me, or her friend had on her behalf, complained about it.

The first escort I saw, I asked her if anyone had become infatuated with her, and she said there was - he had paid for bookings just to talk, but she had said, "No need to book, we can go to a coffee shop", and they're still good friends (she's married), he sorts out her German language things for her.

Anyway this has just only confirmed that punting is no longer for me, I am not suited to it.

WTF!! Are you for real??  :dash:  :scare:

Stop torturing yourself. Your money was the only thing she was interested in.
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dilettante

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Stop torturing yourself. Your money was the only thing she was interested in.
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That was my assumption - but it was false, if you read it.  I'll be fine this time next week, don't worry, just a PITA to deal with (nobody would normally ever use that expression with regard to women, would they ...)

Offline pianodave

You book, pay, fuck, leave. You are the one who has tried to deviate from this simple process. I'm pretty sure if I told my window cleaner I just wanted him to chat during his visits from now on, he would also tell me I was weird and he no longer wanted me as a customer. Seems like you were expecting something other than a fuck from punting, which is always likely to end in disaster. If a fuck isn't enough for you from a prossie, then as posted above, the sites you need are dating sites, not prossie sites. Looks like you've had a wake up call here, learn from it. The girls give not a single fuck about you, everything they say is BS, and that's how I like it personally - keeps things simple and segregated from real life. If you can't handle that though, then it's not for you.

dilettante

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I think that in my personal case you are right - as I posted earlier, I don't know what I was expecting to get out of it, but whatever it was, was wrong.  Whether it's psychotic to have 4 brilliant punts, then to suddenly feel terrible about it and be desperate to get out of it somehow, I don't know, and I should probably have seen the signs well in advance, but ignored them.  It's all on Page 1 - I always have to post detailed analysis online of my punting, and that's just another indicator that for me it's Wrong, as you say.

But in general, I can't see that things can ever be as clearcut as this.  Eg a teacher isn't paid to take an interest in their pupils' family lives, but will often end up doing so.  If you read the Annals of EAS on this forum you'll see that often punters and WGs become email buddies, or more.  Also during the 3 hour-long punts with Lindsay we spent at least half of each one talking in quite personal detail, perhaps combined with massage.  I can't speak for the ladies here but I'll bet they get a fair few say elderly clients who can't make it any more or don't want to but are lonely and just pay for companionship

Anyway when I made spoof bookings earlier so as to be able to leave -FB about being stood up yesterday I then had a message to call her - but of course it was only Jessica pretending to be Lindsay, wasn't it, treating them as genuine.  I used the remaining two slots to make some more less than charitable FB, then deleted my account.  She deserves it, IMO.

Thanks for your feedback, guys, and once this thread goes quiet I shan't be back.

ziubziauk

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Mate,

I think you have a serious problem. I see you've topped over 1000 posts here so should know how this game works, I'm a little shocked with the fake booking feedback. Personally a lot of my punts are based on peoples recommendation and feedback. So personally I think its a bit out of order,

Hell if a girl gives a bad service I'm generally grateful for the warning, obviously this girl doesn't want to talk to you because you've become a de-facto stalker. Just move on mate plenty more fish and all that.

Offline BustaNut

Rather than just quitting punting altogether, why don't you try doing half hour punts with a different girl each time instead of your usual 1 or 2 hour ones. That way you're only there to fuck, not to talk/make conversation/make a connection etc. Just a suggestion.  :thumbsup:


Dodo

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Dillet, you have obviously been hard hit with your emotional attachment to Lindsay. Suggest you give this darling a go.....she is probably more able to offer what you are after.

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splodger69

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Oi, feck orf, she is mineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lols  :crazy:

Dillet, you have obviously been hard hit with your emotional attachment to Lindsay. Suggest you give this darling a go.....she is probably more able to offer what you are after.

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Offline pianodave

How quickly love turns to hate...

 :kiss: :bomb: :vomit:

tilt8890

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Cheers guys

Wow... It just reminds me of myself a few years ago. how emotionally attached & fucked in the head I was. I really feel for you man.. be strong & sensible.. most of these eastern european younger working girls, have a laugh screwing up a man's head..
be happy & let her know that you're married after a month,... then she'll want to fuck you..

Offline BustaNut

Wow... It just reminds me of myself a few years ago. how emotionally attached & fucked in the head I was. I really feel for you man.. be strong & sensible.. most of these eastern european younger working girls, have a laugh screwing up a man's head..
be happy & let her know that you're married after a month,... then she'll want to fuck you..

Really?? She'll want to fuck him next month after he says he got married??? You must live on another planet to the rest of us.....  :dash:

tilt8890

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there's a possibility buddy, just understand the Psychology of a working girl, it has happened in a few cases that i knew. :scare:

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there's a possibility buddy, just understand the Psychology of a working girl, it has happened in a few cases that i knew. :scare:

Oh, and I suppose your psychology degree helps you understand the psyche of working girls to be making a statement like that??
Personally, I think you're full of ***t.

Dodo

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chasb61

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I read this in amazement!

Dilletante - this isn't the first time is it? I've read your posts on here and it seems like you get infatuated with a girl and then go out of your way to try and be their boyfriend! Why don't you go to a bar or something or join Match.com and get a proper girlfriend.

You come across as "weird" and slightly "spooky" -you need to have a good long chat with yourself because it worries me that you are a bit of a stalker and get bothered when a girl doesn't become your "girlfriend" and eventually that's going to get you into serious bother as you'll get the police after you before to long!

I know this is my opinion but seriously - stop doing it!!

spkmstr48

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Thought I'd look up, on here, a few of the girls I fucked before joining UKP.

No full review as can't remember enough detail to do it justice. However, I'd have to say I thought she's average at best and I won't be seeing her again.

BTW re access, if you go down the road to the left of the gate, there's car access to a central courtyard/car park for residents. There's another gate, on the right, that's usually open, much easier.