Shaba Thai Massage - Holborn

[Iz88]

Originally planned to visit Ananta Therapy in Conduits passage so went there - done the old trick of "do you take card" if yes - "id rather pay cash" if no - "where is the ATM" to do my decisive screening whether the birds are fit enough to touch my jonny - unfortunately the WGs at Ananta were old chinese unattractive aunties so decided to hop out of there and look for something better. Went on google maps and typed in thai massage near me and found this just 5 mins walk from Ananta.

Rang her number as it said shop closes at 9 and it was 815 wondering if she could do 30 mins. She said yes if you come now and i was outside. Its located underneath a barber shop, the barber was packing up as I walked in and Shaba came out. She was a dark skinned thai lady with blonde highlights - looks 7/10 and deemed decent enough for me to try get a HE off. So decided on 30 mins for £40. Stripped off naked as she told me to do so (always a good sign) and she came back in a professional massage attire, but i could tell she was hiding some nice sized tits behind and i got a little excited. I could also see a her nipple pinging through so thought yes!

She gave me a very good lower body massage - much needed. Strong and really good strokes. Went she went up my hamstrings, i was excited at the notion of her brushing my balls, but sadly nothing. Repeated on both sides and she even bent my knees sideways so she could get deeper in the hammy/groin but nothing to suggest any eroticism.

This continued until the massage ended, i did not want to ask as I did get a glimpse of any action whatsoever so I did not want to ruin any future comings as she was a genuinely good massuse of who services i may use again. She said she used to work in Lavender Hill and her name was May/Mae.

But might head out again as she kept telling me to come back and book an hour - by the way she looked proper naughty and had a glimpse and maybe next time round ill be able to suck on those big titties.

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[Iz88]

Went again today, tried my best, even had a semi hard on when i stripped to my balls before lying down on the bed, i think she even gave it a stare. Called me handsome and all sorts beforehand, but unfortunately nothing. No sign of any CC swipes even though my leg was bent so she could get deep access to the area. at one point she got deep in my inner thigh/groin area and went hard and slow, which prolonged my semi, nothing. sighs. guess ill never be able to unbutton those bossoms. 

[joninbristol]

Interesting one, thank you for the review, and the follow up information.
I did a search on the phone number and it only came back with one result, on Gumtree, which is a little odd considering she's been around a claimed 10 years. So maybe she has relocated recently, with a new number.

Shame it didn't turn into anything more, certainly sounded promising.

Especially as she's open until 9pm, and until 9pm on Sundays too, which is often a sign that they're more "accomodating" than your usual, legit sports massage setup.

Thinking I might give her a go when I'm next over there on training with work and report back.

Out of interest, you said it was beneath the barbers... Do you have to go into and through the barbers to reach it, or is it down basement steps outside / through the door at the side ? 
Would be useful intel for other potential visitors too, as discrete Thai massage shops are a bit of a rarity, even if you're going for a legit massage.

[Iz88]

yeah you have to go in through the barbers and down on to the basement, he gives you a cheeky grin on the way down too

[beastmaster]

yeah you have to go in through the barbers and down on to the basement, he gives you a cheeky grin on the way down too

A bit misguided since from your account it seems to be a legit place - unless he's tried it himself and managed to get some extras, hence the cheeeky grin 

[joninbristol]

A bit misguided since from your account it seems to be a legit place - unless he's tried it himself and managed to get some extras, hence the cheeeky grin 

  
So, the things that point to her being less than legit:

• 9pm opening, including Saturday and Sundays
• Request for you to strip naked - underwear is usually fine for most, and they'll keep you covered with a towel, even if it needs to be moved around during the massage. Presumably you were uncovered for the duration of the massage as you didn't mention being covered by her
• Calling you handsome - a legit masseuse would consider this unprofessional and WAY too personal
• Nipples being evident - again a legit masseuse wouldn't want them on show through her top as it would give the wrong impression
• Looking "proper naughty" - not something a legit masseuse would ever want to portray herself as, but subjective and open to interpretation
• Barber's reaction - also subjective, could have been misinterpreted

Things that point to her being legit:

• Professional uniform
• No "accidental" cc strokes
• Proper, good massage (although sometimes less legit masseuses do this too)

So, six points for something else being on offer, three against.
But the first three, maybe four are factual and not open to interpretation.
So pretty much 50/50 for/against.

Whichever it is, the one thing I find odd is that there's virtually no advertising for this place online, which is only noticeable by the pavement sign. Maybe as she's just moved, she wants to use her legit skills and see how business goes, but maybe fall back on extra services if it's quiet.

On the positive side, you evidently need a proper massage, and she's good at that, so it's worth persevering and keep trying.
And it's not going to drain your bank account so fast.
Looking forward to hearing you report back if you get lucky and the situation changes.

[Jonestown]

I’d say she is a legit massage provider who operates a business model of encouraging clients to think if they keep going back they will receive beneficial services. There used to be a similar Asian lady who operated out of a hairdresser on theobalds road, just round the corner from great ormand street who did the same (may even be the same lady) always coming onto you and keen to talk about what the naughty girls did, but never once delivered to goods.

[joninbristol]

I’d say she is a legit massage provider who operates a business model of encouraging clients to think if they keep going back they will receive beneficial services. There used to be a similar Asian lady who operated out of a hairdresser on theobalds road, just round the corner from great ormand street who did the same (may even be the same lady) always coming onto you and keen to talk about what the naughty girls did, but never once delivered to goods.

Got to admit I hadn't considered that, but it's definitely a good take.
Noted !

[Atrueyorkie]

I’d just ask, going several times and hoping she’d bring it up will be wasting money unless your intention is to have legit massages only.

[Iz88]

i guess we got the response. had to ask a mate



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[Zanderpanda]

I’d say she is a legit massage provider who operates a business model of encouraging clients to think if they keep going back they will receive beneficial services. There used to be a similar Asian lady who operated out of a hairdresser on theobalds road, just round the corner from great ormand street who did the same (may even be the same lady) always coming onto you and keen to talk about what the naughty girls did, but never once delivered to goods.

I hope so. This is what i am here for. Ill book a massage after xmas.

[Kojac]

Went again today, tried my best, even had a semi hard on when i stripped to my balls before lying down on the bed, i think she even gave it a stare. Called me handsome and all sorts beforehand, but unfortunately nothing. No sign of any CC swipes even though my leg was bent so she could get deep access to the area. at one point she got deep in my inner thigh/groin area and went hard and slow, which prolonged my semi, nothing. sighs. guess ill never be able to unbutton those bossoms. 

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"

As I was handing over the money I got straight to the point and said
“I’m not here for a massage I’m here to eat your pussy.”  In this game the more direct I am the more things flow my way and in quite a few cases a lot more than I bargained for 

She replied “come to the room and we can discuss it”

The above approach or some variation on the above approach works.   

[Atrueyorkie]

i guess we got the response. had to ask a mate



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Sweet you got your answer, don’t need to revisit anymore

One thing I say is it’s better asking in person as it can differ in person due to some not waiting to leave a permanent record in case your a fed etc. but I’d say take the above text so you don’t waste any more money

[MrMohican]

Most massage providers who work from a shop dont like to be upfront about sexual services via texts or phone calls. Because they say no by text is not a guarantee they wont offer that service to you in person. You'd have been better asking her while you were in the room.

[Atrueyorkie]

Most massage providers who work from a shop dont like to be upfront about sexual services via texts or phone calls. Because they say no by text is not a guarantee they wont offer that service to you in person. You'd have been better asking her while you were in the room.

Agreed