External Link/Members OnlyPunt happened last week, bit of a mixed bag this one.
Seen a few B&S reports about Ivy on here recently but at the time of the booking I hadn't seen these yet.
Still, I'm about 80% sure the girl I saw on the day was actually Ivy
Comms: Fired off a text in the morning, quickly got the usual copy&paste replies back from the maid/pimp to arrange a meet.
One of the texts I got back also said she was 22yo but her profile said 29yo at the time of booking, so I was already half expecting a B&S going into this.
Services/Price: DFK, OWO, Nuru Massage, sex in multiple positions. £130 for 1 hour + £10 OWO + £10 DFK + £30 Nuru -
£180 TotalThe girl: Cute Thai Girl with a body matching the pics on her profile, face looked pretty different but not too surprising with how badly the profile face pics are filtered/photoshopped. Age could've been anywhere in-between the stated ages of 22yo-29yo, but if she's actually 29yo she looks great. Had the matching Thai "Sak Yant" tattoo on the back of her shoulder I've seen described as a barcode on here lol. Amazing perky tits, looked and felt 100% natural with no scaring (if they're fake then they're the best fake tits I've seen).
Like I said, leaning towards thinking it was Ivy I saw but it's a pretty common Thai tattoo so who knows for sure.
The Punt: Got off to a bad start in that I was running late for our meet but narrowly managed to get to the doors outside without getting cancelled on. Then for someone reason when Ivy tries to buzz me in (or at least
claimed that she was trying) the doors don't unlock and I'm left standing out there like a twat trying to open an obviously locked set of doors
, eventually just as I'm about to give up someone else in the building comes outside and I'm able sneak in behind him. Assumed it was the miserable looking pimp at first but later realised it could've been the punter before me.
Finally get to the flat and I'm let inside by the cute Thai hottie in lingerie although now running almost 10 mins late (mostly my fault for not getting there earlier). Girl seems friendly at first but also picking up a weird vibe off her at the same time, we sort out the paperwork and she runs off to stash the cash quickly or so I thought... I decide to reply to a couple texts quick while I sit and wait expecting her back in less than a minute or so. No idea what's going on at this point but looking at the time on my phone its been 5-10 minutes since she left the room, starting to feel like she's taking the piss or maybe it's passive aggressive payback for me being late idk. I poke my head out the room trying to figure out if I've just been robbed or wtf is going on when I see her on her way back apologizing. Nearly 20 minutes into my hour and we haven't even started yet but whatever I'm horny looking at her and just want what I came for.
We start off with the Nuru massage, she begins applying the oil on my back but barely even a minute in and her phone starts popping off and she hops off the bed to send a long text message. Apologizes again and promises that'll be the last interruption, kinda in a shit mood now but I let her continue.
FINALLY things start to heat up a bit with a great massage, almost takes the top spot for best massage I've ever had with lots of teasing, ear/neck kissing/licking, reachunders and sucking the underside of both my meat & 2 veg. Practically begging her to flip me over so we can start the B2B grinding on the front but instead she seems to wanna finish her routine with leg massage which I suspect was just another attempt at wasting more time. Flip over onto my back for more B2B sliding/grinding and mutual massage with lots of oil. Leans in for some intense DFK at the same time, great kisser with lots of energy and enthusiasm put into it. I do think she might've been trying to rush me to cum too fast when she started a rapid oily handjob but lucky for me I managed to hold off. We both clean up the excess oil and she then starts OWO, nice technique but she wouldn't do deepthroat with me. Pulls out the condom and takes a nice pounding in a few different positions but then her phone timer goes off while we're in missionary so she tells me we have to finish fast now. Had to finish myself of with a turbo-wank while she kissed/licked me all over.
Ended up drenching both of us in cum which she was not happy with, we clean up a bit with wet wipes & kitchen roll and she says she I need to get dressed while she showers? (shower together was supposed to be included with Nuru extra as per her profile/texts) I ask for just a quick rinse but am declined and have to make do with a wet wipes wash. Fantastic..
After I'm as clean as you can hope to get without showering, I change and leave while she's still washing up. When I get outside there's a couple of sketchy looking blokes by the entrance glued to their phones with the same look I had before coming in.
Summary: Paid for 1 hour of sexytime with Ivy(-10 mins on me for being late), minus maybe another 15 mins of her faffing about in the other room, replying to texts and attempting to pad out an otherwise perfect massage with unnecessary extra leg rubbing time. The 25 minutes of real action with this beaut was heavenly but in the end I only got maybe 10 minutes of actual fucking before I'm given the choice of finishing myself quickly or not finishing at all. And to top it all off, no shower available after we've both practically gone swimming in baby oil/lube etc.
Visit Again? Not gonna lie I'm almost tempted to try again for a proper hour, but definitely not while this girl's pimp/manager is clearly double booking and selectively B&S'ing punters. During the meet I saw no issues with hygiene but all I'm gonna say is, I'm glad I saw her earlier in the day with the conveyor belt vibes I was picking up off this encounter.
Profile is showing Ivy down in Bournemouth now anyway
