Author Topic: Meilu Health Spa, Forest Rd, Walthamstow TOFFT (Legit)  (Read 1348 times)

Offline londonhas

Meilu Health Spa, Forest Rd, Walthamstow


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Had a good proper Chinese massage, there is shower in the room but the facilities were very basic, clean but a bit messy.

middle age chubby chinese lady gave the massage, she said there is another girl working there. firm pressure.

no extras offered or requested as wasn't feeling it.  she did take a call mid-massage and made a comment about people asking "improper questions" so I think it's a legit shop

paid 60 for 60
probably won't return

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"improper questions" - several times I've been face down in some woman's flat and she's answered every call and all you home in on is "No, it's not that kind of massage", which kinda kills the vibe more than just jer taking calls already has.

Though "You'll just have to come and find out" is a good one.

I suppose we're spoilt on here, tripping over intel.  I can appreciate why some blokes don't want to chance it.

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If she made the comment in reply to the enquiry then like some she could be trying to mitigate attention from the authorities making covert enquiries.
If it was comments to OP after she hung up then unless she was cupping his sac and winking or licking her lips he was probably SOL.

Offline Kojac

Meilu Health Spa, Forest Rd, Walthamstow


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Had a good proper Chinese massage, there is shower in the room but the facilities were very basic, clean but a bit messy.

middle age chubby chinese lady gave the massage, she said there is another girl working there. firm pressure.

no extras offered or requested as wasn't feeling it.  she did take a call mid-massage and made a comment about people asking "improper questions" so I think it's a legit shop

paid 60 for 60
probably won't return

That particular shop definitely ain't legit.  I have previously driven past it and plan to visit and ask some improper questions.  :D

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take,"

Just to add, I have never encountered a legit Chinese massage shop.


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Offline sparkus

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That particular shop definitely ain't legit.  I have previously driven past it and plan to visit and ask some improper questions.  :D

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take,"

Just to add, I have never encountered a legit Chinese massage shop.

There's sometimes a legit-only SP working in a shop with less than legit other staff?

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There's sometimes a legit-only SP working in a shop with less than legit other staff?

Very true. I think it tends to be forgotten sometimes that it is the SP that provides the extras not the shop.

I have only once been to a Chinese shop and never been offered at least a HE. Was the SP legit? Was the SP not feeling up to it that day? Was she new? Or was it me? Who knows but the shop had been previously reviewed on here and others received extras. I didn't dwell on it, just chalked it up to experience and put the cash saved towards the next punt.

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Very true. I think it tends to be forgotten sometimes that it is the SP that provides the extras not the shop.

I have only once been to a Chinese shop and never been offered at least a HE. Was the SP legit? Was the SP not feeling up to it that day? Was she new? Or was it me? Who knows but the shop had been previously reviewed on here and others received extras. I didn't dwell on it, just chalked it up to experience and put the cash saved towards the next punt.

As you say, it's the SP not the shop. I remember one SP stopping extras after she acquired a "boyfriend".

Also, sometimes something can happen to cause extras to be withdrawn/cut back, the threat of the sack from a pissed off legit shop owner, unwanted attention from the authorities etc.

In Thai shops I've twice had SPs warn me at the till that they don't provide extras, which sucked as I was looking forward to getting their tunics off after spying then on recces.

Offline Kojac

Very true. I think it tends to be forgotten sometimes that it is the SP that provides the extras not the shop.

I have only once been to a Chinese shop and never been offered at least a HE. Was the SP legit? Was the SP not feeling up to it that day? Was she new? Or was it me? Who knows but the shop had been previously reviewed on here and others received extras. I didn't dwell on it, just chalked it up to experience and put the cash saved towards the next punt.

I have never been offered extras in a Chinese massage shop, never ever  :D

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take,"

But I take your point, the shop owner/proprietor doesn't offer you extras, it is the sp's that do that.  :thumbsup:

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I have never been offered extras in a Chinese massage shop, never ever  :D

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take,"

But I take your point, the shop owner/proprietor doesn't offer you extras, it is the sp's that do that.  :thumbsup:

I can think of several shops where the lady owner has taken a dim view of her staff providing such services.

Then I realised this is probably five at most over a 15 year period out of bloody hundreds.

How many massage shops are there in London? Perhaps we can count them in 2026.