TLDR: a bad massage, non-existent "b2b", no pop
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The business External Link/Members OnlyThe Venue 4/10. Doesn't feel overly clean, cramped spaces especially if you're on the larger side (6 foot 5 tall here). Massage bed was comfortable and adequately sized however.
The Girl (looks) 6/10. Decent, middle of the range girl next door vibes. I would place Coco around mid thirties maybe, quite a nice figure with nice perky breasts
The Girl: Personality 5/10. Not good enough english to hold a conversation: knows the basics to get the service delivered and says what she thinks the punter wants to hear.
The Service 2/10. Don't get wrong, i've had some bad massages in the past, from WG's and actual masuesses alike, but this was by far the worst. Lots of prodding, not enough lubricant, and hip issue (recurring) felt worse going out than on the way in.
Then came the turnover and offer of B2B. This bit lasted a grand total of about 20 seconds before moving on to the "tug".
The lacklustre service up to this point the chappie just wasn't feeling it, despite Coco's best efforts and encouragements - "Come on baby, come for me baby", "such a strong cock" etc... Ending up giving up on the pop and leaving almost on hour.
Value for money 5/10: £45 for 1 hour, plus £40 for B2B. Never gonna be 10/10 with a bad service, but price is as expected.
Would I return? 0/10. It's always pot luck at these establishments with the constant rotation of WG's, but will not consider returning to this shop in the foreseeable.
