Saw this lady a few weeks back for 30 mins massage sex/oral. Some positives and negatives here.
First organising. Big tick, all super easy and quick, good English, clear instructions.
Venue was fine. In a nice enough part of Ixbridge. Big car park a couple of minutes away and if you got a tube about a 5-10 minute walk. Own flat which she rents. On the fave of it all fine but she was so unorganised when there. Just a slightly sad bed and no furniture so everything in a heap on the floor and she was constantly going back and forth to a pile of crap to look for XYZ - not sexy.
Girl, as mentioned looks a bit like SJP. Slim in appearance wearing an ugly beige dress, no effort made with hair etc. In fact, lot of time spent looking for a hairband to tie it up. Not terrible but I wasn't expecting the world's hottest woman and she doesnt promise that so on i went.
Problem for me began when she stripped down. Reviews have mentioned that she used to be bigger and you can tell because she has loose skin everywhere. It's like she was wearing another person's skin. Her tits hung luke two sad spaniels ears filled with a splash of water. Never in my live have I not had the urge to devour tits but there we go, first time for everything. She said she had been hitting the gym and lost all her excess fat and if true, Id atart eating again.
I got a poor, weak massage for 5-10 mins and she said apologies if too hard - ha. Then got some ok owo and got her on top. Honestly that didn't last long as the view wasn't doing it for me so put her on her knees and finishing doggy. That was a struggle as first she kept going down super low and second her skin was so loose my hands were kind of rolling about and it was very off putting!
As mentioned she talks a lot. I read that so was expecting it but was kind of hoping for juicy stories but instead got her talking at me non stop about the most random stream of crap you can imagine. Jumped from topic to topic like a crazy person.
All.in all pretty poor for me. Comms, location all good. She's sweet as a person and really put effort in so no complaints there but I just couldn't get over the loose skin and how unorganised it all was. As her other reviews will tell you ymmv, just not for me. Going back to my 19/20 year old hot Brazilians who can barely speak English!
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