WanmaiKisskiss - Nottingham NG1

[Iloveoral]

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Had an itch, I’d been shoving her toothbrush up my arse in the shower recently, I can take a whole oral b series 9 if the manufacturer wants me to make an advert 

Thought I’d try the real thing after a decent practice run, not to mention no complements from the wife on my mint fresh arse hole at all but I’m supposed to notice a her new hair do ffs.

So, one of the usual flats in town, I’d been loads of times before, parking on the main road heading out of town to Lenton or the side street, pay and display.

Shes behind the door as it magically opens, I think don’t be blokey ffs, to my suprise she’s just as the photos.

Kissing from the off, she’s got the smallest, thinnest arse I’m thinking that look fun.

Owo both ways, her cock is a good 6 inch I’d say and a little meaty, I’m thinking that’s going to hurt but in for a penny.

We are both hard, I say fuck me!
She’s bagged and both lubed, I’m on all fours, but her cocks just stabbing around my arse, when she hits the spot I’m a bit to tight, so it's eased in, it ok but not the best, I say I’m flipping over, so on my back, heels to heaven Charlie special and she’s back in.
I’m ok like this and it’s quite nice, I take a good gentle rattle for 10 mins, slightly dirty talking this youngster saying fuck my harder, I want to feel your cock up my shitter and grabbing the poor fuckers legs to get it in deeper as I’m tossed off 

I was quite tempted to go all the way like this and be wanked off but I was loosing wood and knew it wouldn’t happen, so said I want to fuck her now.

Bagged up with her in doggy it just wasn’t going in, I stuck my finger up her skinny tiny arse and it grabbed the life out of my finger  tight as fuck and all the lube was sliding my all over, I removed the condom and rub it around her arse wanking and a bit more kissing so I’m hard again, new condom and she lubed her arse again, I plop the dry condom straight up her now I’ve got a grip, wow that feels great in speedbump, I fuck her hard and fill the bag.

What a fantastic sesh
Great girl, great sex, just right, loads of enthusiasm all for a ton.

£100 / 30 mins jobs a good’un 

I’ve not farted yet for fear of shitting myself 

[scouting]

Excellent review mate. Is this the first time you've fully succeeded at enjoying being bottom? You chose a good looking one for that.

[JontyR]

I’ve not farted yet for fear of shitting myself 

Ah...don't worry bud. She's probably packed it up so tight it'd be easier shitting a wardrobe.

Welcome to the club.

I'd recommend changing the head on your toothbrush.

[scouting]

Ah...don't worry bud. She's probably packed it up so tight it'd be easier shitting a wardrobe.

Welcome to the club.

I'd recommend changing the head on your toothbrush.

I think it's his wife's toothbrush 

Class 

[Iloveoral]

Excellent review mate. Is this the first time you've fully succeeded at enjoying being bottom? You chose a good looking one for that.

First full smashing yeah, was quite good 

[Iloveoral]

Ah...don't worry bud. She's probably packed it up so tight it'd be easier shitting a wardrobe.

Welcome to the club.

I'd recommend changing the head on your toothbrush.

I used her toothbrush not mine, that would be daft 
I held the head end but hoping it still charges now

[scouting]

I used her toothbrush not mine, that would be daft 
I held the head end but hoping it still charges now

 

[webpunter]

Had an itch, I’d been shoving her toothbrush up my arse in the shower recently, I can take a whole oral b series 9 if the manufacturer wants me to make an advert 

Thought I’d try the real thing after a decent practice run, not to mention no complements from the wife on my mint fresh arse hole at all but I’m supposed to notice a her new hair do ffs.

One of the funniest reviews, forevva
Any feedback from OralB ?
Or your missus for that matter

HL +1 have done a post review
& i'm 99% there have been previous occasions in europe where i'm wasted & they've been post
Maybe slight suspicions dismissed at the time
Re running events things start to drop into place ...

@2026 i wanna up my game & tick the pre box
Here the dynamic changes any blokes [et moi] meeting said SP would reasonably not have a scooby at first sight
Edit: alcohol consumption is acceptable as a defence in law

[Iloveoral]

One of the funniest reviews, forevva
Any feedback from OralB ?
Or your missus for that matter

HL +1 have done a post review
& i'm 99% there have been previous occasions in europe where i'm wasted & they've been post
Maybe slight suspicions dismissed at the time
Re running events things start to drop into place ...

@2026 i wanna up my game & tick the pre box
Here the dynamic changes any blokes [et moi] meeting said SP would reasonably not have a scooby at first sight
Edit: alcohol consumption is acceptable as a defence in law

You only live once, tick as many boxes as you can, I was out again last night and had my arse fucked into next Thursday 
For me they need to be Thai and feminine, and a cock no more that 6 inch as I don’t have a bigger toothbrush to practice on 

The wife did comment her toothbrush batteries aren’t lasting long recently, I said it was the cold weather