Yoyo near Stowell street (Newcastle)

[KermitLeFroggy]

Initially I got in touch with Angie to arrange an appoitment with Lulu at the Gateshead stadium location having previously tried Candy. External Link/Members Only. It appears this ad is no longer running but I had Angie’s number anyway. She said that Lulu had left but she had two new girls at another location and sent me photos of them. Only later did I find out, through this wonderful parish that there is an ad for this location which turned out to be near Stowell Street. External Link/Members Only

The two girls were Yoyo and Sufi. I asked for Yoyo and was quoted 85 B2B and 40 FS for 1 hour which I accepted. Angie came back to me on one of her other numbers and her comms were excellent. Prompt and descriptive. I booked Yoyo for a 10:30 am appointment, B2B and FS.

The location is a flat in an apartment block to the West of Stowell street with easy on road parking. I turned up and was given access details and got to the flat. Yoyo’s photo was only mildly flattering and she looked pretty close to the photo. She is small and very slim with a pleasing shape. No complaints yet. 85 plus 5 plus 40 was put down and secured. The extra fiver was because she didn’t bother to split the tenner.

Clothes off we started to get to know each other. I arrived extremely horny. A feeling that gradually subsided over the next 50 minutes or so. She just didn’t seem fully invested in the project. Initial exploration finished we started with a face down massage that wasn’t a massage. Just some stroking and teasing. I can’t be arsed with too many more details but there was no B2B and she was reluctant to receive too much but did put up with some DATY. Once prompted I did get a finger up my arse (without any technique behind it) and a covered BJ but by that time I had lost interest. FS would never have been an option with what had become a cooked noodle. She did eventually get an issue out of me with much hard work and offered a shower which was accepted. For this reason I thought a “negative” review would be a bit churlish.

There is no comparison with Candy who was attentive and enthusiastic and provided an excellent experience. I won’t be going back to Yoyo.

[JAMES 79]

How discrete is the flat?

[KermitLeFroggy]

How discrete is the flat?

Very. on the 6th floor, use a code to get in the front door. Lift to the correct floor. Quiet tap on the door. The postie was in the lobby when I arrived. Didn't see anyone else.

[waynekerr600]

The postie was in the lobby when I arrived.

Presumably he had a sack to empty.

[dafu1]

Thanks for the review. I nearly went through with this last month but a couple things threw me off. The day I wanted yoyo was only available for a massage cause she was on her period told other girls were availble not a fan of these setups in light of recent events.

Don't think I've ever went anywhere that the price ends in a 5 and you get change. Take it or be prepared to round up 

[KermitLeFroggy]

I always round up to the nearest tenner and am often surprised how many ladies rush off to find me a fiver (which is never accepted). The other girl at the same location is called Sufi and has slightly cross eyes. Something I inexplicitly find really sexy but Yoyo has soured that place for me. I think I'll be going back to the place near Gateshead stadium or the one on Durham road as I've had very good recent experiences in both places but pretty mediocre ones elsewhere. I told Angie what I thought of Yoyo as I think customer feedback is important. And, a mediocre experience becomes expensive as it only whets my appetite for a good one as soon as possible.