Tantric Chocolate in Milton Keynes

[chunky monkey]

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I was searching through the usual ads for something a bit different and my eyes fell upon Catakeya aka "Tantric Chocolate". I usually go for British, Eastern European (Polish, Romanian, Czech) or Asian girls (Thai, Chinese) so the chance to see an exotic Colombian girl was not to be passed up especially if she looked anything like the photos. A couple of messages were sent and a same day appointment was quickly booked
Four levels of service were available (all come with happy end)
£100 standard massage
£110 erotic massage with some teasing in the sensitive area
£120 lingham massage but concentrating more in the sensitive area
£150 nuru massage

I picked the £110 erotic massage variation

The venue was one of the anonymous blocks at The Hub, think Sainsburys and you'll not be far away. I approached along the corridor and as I got within a few paces the door magically opened and there was Cataleya tucked in behind it. Five and a half foot, slim, light brown skin, wearing just skimpy bra and knickers. The first two pictures on her ad could have been her - probably not, but the third with her standing behind a massage table definitely is.

I took a quick shower to freshen up and moved to the bedroom where a massage table was set up, and Cataleya stood waiting for me, by now she'd removed her bra to display her stunning breasts.

I assumed the usual face down position, legs slightly open with little CM pointing downwards, and off we went
The massage started with some ineffectual strokes which filled me with dread, was this going to be the extent of her skills. I needn't have worried because she soon got into her stride with something a bit firmer. It still wouldn't have any therapeutic value but at least it felt good. There were occasional rubs of her breast on my back but nothing close to the level of eroticism I'd hoped for. This went on for 40 minutes or so as she worked from shoulders to feet, with occasional stops at the interesting parts, until it was finally time to turn over

Here comes the disappointing bit. she took my hand and placed it on her waist. I moved down to her ass but she moved it back up again. I went upwards to her back but she moved it back down again. Clearly she wanted my hand on her waist and nowhere else. She noted my obvious confusion and then dropped the bombshell that moving my hand to her ass, back, breasts etc. would cost another £20. Some might think that's worth it but alas not me so I removed my hand altogether and let her crack on with the HE. To be fair her technique was very good, but I was just a bit miffed about not even being allowed to put my hand on her ass. So I lay there and let her finish things off. A quick shower followed before I was out the door and back in the real world

Would I recommend her - that's a difficult one. She has her boundaries of what's included for the money. If you can stomach £110 for an OK massage with and extra £20 to touch above or below the waist the perhaps so. But that's already more than I pay elsewhere for a far better experience

Would I revisit - Probably not for the reason above. There's better value and better service out there

All in all a weak positive, but only just, and at least I've scratched the exotic girl itch for a while 

[scouting]

Thanks cm, that's a shame. She looks good but I won't be spending any tokens on her.

[shed]

Good review, thanks. Generous positive for the price and lack of touching but as always respect it's your choice .

[chunky monkey]

Good review, thanks. Generous positive for the price and lack of touching but as always respect it's your choice .

Yes I thought long and hard which side of the neutral/positive line I should put my review
In the end I decided on a narrow positive because she gave a decent though not spectacular massage, a good HE, and had I been able to touch freely (and for free) then it would have been a decent positive

No matter though because I already have a cunning plan to move on quickly
I have a repeat meeting later this week with Cleo_masseuse, who I know from previous experience will provide a far more sensual massage with plenty of touching, and all for £90

Thanks cm, that's a shame. She looks good but I won't be spending any tokens on her.

I wise choice, and you could do far worse than spending them with Cleo

[Stevelondon]

Yes I thought long and hard which side of the neutral/positive line I should put my review
In the end I decided on a narrow positive because she gave a decent though not spectacular massage, a good HE, and had I been able to touch freely (and for free) then it would have been a decent positive

No matter though because I already have a cunning plan to move on quickly
I have a repeat meeting later this week with Cleo_masseuse, who I know from previous experience will provide a far more sensual massage with plenty of touching, and all for £90


I wise choice, and you could do far worse than spending them with Cleo

Link ???


Don’t worry…… I found her second search 

[chunky monkey]

Link ???


Don’t worry…… I found her second search 

I presume you meant a link for Cleo
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She's now on the move to Sheffield, then Birmingham followed by a trip back home for Christmas