On a recent Saturday morning I was hunting around to try and get a massage with less than an hour's notice. Unsurprisingly my first choices were all booked up, but Oriental Massage Therapy on St Augustine's Street
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I guess there are times when the idea of a seedy establishment is a bit of a turn-on, but this place is just seedy & dingy. It looks tired and run-down from the outside and inside is no better (run-down then reversed over). It must only be a 10-15 minute walk to Woolgate and I wish I'd decided to take the exercise to get a completely different experience.
Walked in and was shown to a tiny room just off the reception area. I did ask my host 'Nana' if there were any better rooms but she didn't seem to understand. Nana herself was 40-ish quite petite, small natural breasts and she had a cold, which I hope I'm not going to go down with. Her English was poor so we couldn't get any conversation or rapport going
Agreed £45 for the hour, she offered b2b for a further £50 which I initially declined. Massage just felt boring, she seemed to spend ages around my head and neck gently rubbing in a fairly haphazard way. To get things moving I shelled out the extra £50 for b2b and she woke my cock up while I had a little suck of her nipples. I played a bit with her bum & pussy and she made a few fake noises while she wanked me. I came at the 45 minute mark and she fairly quickly disapperared to have a wash. I could've hung around for a wind-down massage but really wasn't feeling it so got dressed and hurried out.
All in all a pretty negative experience and I can't see myself going back. However, I'm giving it a neutral as I suppose I got what I paid for and the masseuse did nothing wrong.
