Jessiica swettie - Milton keynes

[DASBOOT]

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Location:
Flat was at a the Hub. Text her and booked for 4:00pm. Got to building and texted her. She said she needed five minutes. Waited outside for fifty minutes, so went in at 4:50pm. So, she kept me waiting for 50 minutes outside in the cold. Luckily I wrapped up warm. Started to head off to my car when she texted me to say she was ready. Wish she hadn’t.

The Girl:
Made my way to flat and was greeted. She was quite friendly at the start. Had to take my shoes off and took them into room with me. She was wearing a grotty dressing gown, slippers, a bra (new boob job) and no under wear. She looked really skanky looking.

Services:
I gave her £50 for fifteen minutes session. Wasn’t going to risk anymore for longer session. She offers usual services. Extras include:
CIM-£30
CIP-£30
BAREBACK-£50
OWO-£20

Session:
The room was boiling. She took her dressing gown off and I immediately was turned off by her as I thought about the bareback and CIP, so did not go near her pussy. Just asked for a handjob. Five minutes in and I said forget it as her technique was lethargic. She said she was feeling really tired. So was I, so I just had a doze on the bed for ten minutes. She just played with her phone for ten minutes, switching from TikTok video to TikTok video. To be honest, I would have preferred her to have left the room, so that I could have rested in peace. She said time was up and lead me to door and let me out.

Save your money and put it away for Christmas, or book someone else. Doesn’t matter who. Anybody else. Can’t be any worse than what I went through last night.

[PilotMan]

Location:
Flat was at a the Hub.

I amended the title as I take it the "Hub" is in Milton Keynes?

[DASBOOT]

Thanks. I will make sure I include it next time.

[DASBOOT]

Yest it is.

[MaxVerstappen]

  so let me get this straight:

You waited outside in the cold for 50 minutes
You had a 5 minute handjob before calling it quits
You followed it up with a good 10 minute lie down while she was doomscrolling next to you

All this for £50

Thanks for the review, I needed a good laugh on this miserable rainy Saturday afternoon Have a like for your troubles

[DASBOOT]

Thinking of starting a GoFundMe page for disaster punts. Glad you got a good laugh out of it.

[Thoroughbred]

Thanks for the review bud. I'm sure most of us have suffered something similar at some point. My first review was a SP who was so turned off by me, she stared at me without blinking, then refused any service at all. I think I would have preferred her scrolling on the phone than the death stare I received ! And she was going to take all of the hour's fee I'd just given her, until I grabbed it back myself and bolted.

[DASBOOT]

Hate when they use their phone, or when they try to blame you for their lack of service. I did visit an oriental many years ago and for nearly an hour i ended up just watching the telly, whilst she was in the kitchen cooking due to her lack of service. Only consolation was she did serve me some nice Chinese food before I went. It was like old married couple role play or something.

I was close to sending Jessiica a rude message to be honest as she really was shit, but I didn’t.

[funlovingguy]

Roma Gypsys are a red flag i will never venture close to these low lifes

[Mariokoko]

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Location:
Flat was at a the Hub. Text her and booked for 4:00pm. Got to building and texted her. She said she needed five minutes. Waited outside for fifty minutes, so went in at 4:50pm. So, she kept me waiting for 50 minutes outside in the cold. Luckily I wrapped up warm. Started to head off to my car when she texted me to say she was ready. Wish she hadn’t.

The Girl:
Made my way to flat and was greeted. She was quite friendly at the start. Had to take my shoes off and took them into room with me. She was wearing a grotty dressing gown, slippers, a bra (new boob job) and no under wear. She looked really skanky looking.

Services:
I gave her £50 for fifteen minutes session. Wasn’t going to risk anymore for longer session. She offers usual services. Extras include:
CIM-£30
CIP-£30
BAREBACK-£50
OWO-£20

Session:
The room was boiling. She took her dressing gown off and I immediately was turned off by her as I thought about the bareback and CIP, so did not go near her pussy. Just asked for a handjob. Five minutes in and I said forget it as her technique was lethargic. She said she was feeling really tired. So was I, so I just had a doze on the bed for ten minutes. She just played with her phone for ten minutes, switching from TikTok video to TikTok video. To be honest, I would have preferred her to have left the room, so that I could have rested in peace. She said time was up and lead me to door and let me out.

Save your money and put it away for Christmas, or book someone else. Doesn’t matter who. Anybody else. Can’t be any worse than what I went through last night.

Surely when she offered up BB You should have walked
and once saw those finger nails or lack off, i would have hit the bricks



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[youcantsnortpepsi]

Sounds like you went for girlfriend experience but got wife experience.
Thanks for providing the review

[MaxVerstappen]

Surely when she offered up BB You should have walked
and once saw those finger nails or lack off, i would have hit the bricks

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[Jameson20]

Bants review. I quite like the skank look, wouldn't go near her cooch as she's a barebacker but may deign to see if she'd allow a blowwie and cum on face situation (I highly doubt it.)

[DouglasReynholm]

Sounds like you went for girlfriend experience but got wife experience.
Thanks for providing the review

Good one.