Author Topic: Sexy Ana Clara - Marylebone  (Read 3071 times)


6 review(s) for Sexy Ana Clara (3 positive, 2 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Davey Dykes]

Offline Poet

She looks just as photoshopped in real life as her photos. Answered the door with her massive fake tits out, smiling. Disappointed with the ass - not a high bubble - no shelf, soft and sagging. Think there is some silicone in there somewhere, as with the rest of her body. In total, looks were a positive, dark skin pornstar Brazilian bimbo per photos.

FK was very light. OWO OK, not deep. Sex was good but there was a slight restriction using her legs in missionary. Overall very friendly and fun professional SP but clearly just after the money and get you out the door.

She is very busy in London. Back to back booking when I saw her.

Neutral due to formal service not worth anywhere near what she charged me for 1 hour - £350

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Offline KeefeD40

Ah shit man sorry to hear she didn't live up to expectations for you. I wonder whether with this SP how much one enjoys is dependent on preference for her look. For me personally she is physical perfection so I loved my time with her...but I can see why others might find her overly professional.  Her service when compared to other SPs could be seen as slightly mechanical/formulaic.  What made you plum for the full hour Poet?

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Sorry for your disappointment.

Whereabouts in London did this take place?

Offline KeefeD40

Sorry for your disappointment.

Whereabouts in London did this take place?

She's in Marylebone buddy

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Offline KeefeD40

Do you know that's where the OP saw her?

I'm assuming...is where I saw her a few days earlier but you're right, assumption makes an ass out of u and me...will let Poet confirm

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I'm assuming...is where I saw her a few days earlier but you're right, assumption makes an ass out of u and me...will let Poet confirm

No problem, I'll add Paddington to the subject, if OP says otherwise, me or another help can change it.

Offline Poet

This was slap bang in Marylebone. Nice place tbh but shared bathroom with the other rooms!!

Offline Poet

No worries Keefde, thanks for your answers! I should’ve listened and went for 30 mins probably would’ve been positive. I had time to kill and wanted to relax. It was cold out.

She’s definitely a rare looking Brazilian with endless plastic surgery and worth visiting
« Last Edit: November 23, 2025, 09:32:08 am by Poet »

Offline Mstar86

She reminds me of the bird from Mars Attacks!!!

Would definitely like a visit as love the plastic bimbo thing but her face does look a little scary even for me!

Thanks for the review mate, great as always  :hi:

Offline KeefeD40

No worries Keefde, thanks for your answers! I should’ve listened and went for 30 mins probably would’ve been positive. I had time to kill and wanted to relax. It was cold out.

She’s definitely a rare looking Brazilian with endless plastic surgery and worth visiting

Yeah I think 30mins is fine with this SP. Though if her rates were less punchy I'd go for the hour just to marvel at her body for the time I wasn't inside her  ;) not sure I'll revisit strangely enough. After the dust has settled I'm very glad I saw her but very much an itch being scratched and not sure there was enough there in connection/,service to explore repeat visit.

Offline MJ.spritzen

She looks creepy as hell.

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Like she's AI generated.

Offline Poet

I’d say she looks just as cartoonish in the flesh too

Offline KeefeD40

I’d say she looks just as cartoonish in the flesh too

Ha ha yes, she's like a walking talking photoshopped girl. Remarkable really. I thought she was fucking stunning but I do love that look

Online patelprat

Way too artificial looking for me personally, and not a big fan of huge tits and ass - but happy there are girls out there to suit all tastes.

« Last Edit: November 25, 2025, 12:34:55 am by patelprat »

Offline Mstar86

She looks creepy as hell.

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Like she's AI generated.

She has to be a robot. Has to be….

Offline Poet

Face even more plastic in real life and btw she is darker skin than the photos.

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« Last Edit: February 04, 2026, 01:08:17 pm by Poet »