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External Link/Members OnlyCommunicationStraightforward to book. Quickly agreed a time and was given all the details upfront.
LocationFlat near Tower Hill.
Price£280 for the hour. £40 for OWO. £320 in total.
AppearanceAccurate photos. Cracking body, just prefer a more natural face.
MeetGot into the flat and I initially liked what I saw. Sorted the paperwork out and had a quick shower. Once out, started with some LFK, and never really moved beyond that. LFK was rather lacklustre and wasn't even delivered with much enthusiasm. Well, I quickly realised this was going to be a slog.
Made our way to the bed, started with some OWO. Technique was okay, slightly toothy, but definitely felt like she was going through the motions. Zero eye contact throughout. Got the condom on, and cycled through the holy trinity of positions (Missionary, CG, and Doggy). Not much engagement or anything really, some fake moans and that was it. Took the condom off, and figured maybe some RO for a bit, but that wasn't doing anything for her at all. Mood was just flat at this point.
Another condom on, and tried to finish with a fast doggy, but nope, that wasn't going to happen. Need a bit of engagement to get it going, but just became desensitised by that point. I had checked out at this point, and clearly she just wasn't interested from the beginning.
Had a break, and some rather awkward chat in between the action. Thought a quick break would help but at this point I could tell it wasn't going to happen. Called it quits, had a quick shower, and headed out around the 45ish minute mark.
Negative all round. Strikes me as jaded.