This is my first review in here. I am not sure on where to start, but if it can save another new punter the trouble, then it would have been worthwhile.
It was on a Monday, and I was feeling slightly hungover, which to me often translates into horny as a junkyard rabbit.
I went on AW without anything specific in mind, and found this profile, which had a "special offer" for the day, at £45 for the hour:https://www.adultwork.com/2417418
Now I know most of you experienced punters may have started to shake your head, wondering what I was seriously expecting for that kind of money, but quite franckly, I was not expecting much. Only some OWO with CIM for the lunchbreak. Both are on her "likes" list, along with "best at blowjobs".
I wasn't expecting a stunner either. Just wanted to lean back and get vaccumed a couple of times before heading back to work.
I called Vivien on her AW number. She picked up and sent me her postcode. She is Hungarian, but her English is OK. No worries there. We agreed to meet 30 minutes later. She is 10 minutes walk away from Turnpike Lane station, in a block of small council houses.
Once there, I give her a call to have the door number. She txt me to come to some dodgy alley, and that she will open her garden's back door. This is clearly her living place.
The garden door opens, and I am to meet the one. First impression, she is HUGE. Much bigger than I expected. But since she describes herself as BBW, is suppose I cannot complain too much. Except for the "beautiful" part, she trully isn't pretty. She was dressed in a plain home dress, which could have been made out of an old curtain.
At this point I was thinking of running away begging for mercy, but for whater reason that I am still trying to find, I still went and handled the £45.
Once this out of the way, she asks me to undress, and took out her dress. She had no bra, and an old pair of cotton knickers which I wouldn't venture to touch. If Jabba the Hutt lost his mother, he should probably look for her in Haringey.
Once on the bed, I close my eyes and let the OWO start, trying to think of some smocking hottie to make the experience a bit less sordid. Her technique is not very good. Just some boring up and down, with a bit of licking the helmet from time to time and that's it.
After 10 minutes, she might have thought that I was about to come as she starts to put a mac, and off again with her bland routine.
At this point, it becomes more and more difficult for me to concentrate on the process. Especially as she stars to become more and more energetic, with more and more hand action.
I finally do the sensible thing to do, tell her that I have to go, dress up and get the hell out of there, after 15 minutes of this travesty of a BJ.
I realise that the experienced punter would have known better. But if you're new to the AW game, as I am, just save yourself the trouble, and go have a wank instead.
Blimey, just thinking about the whole experience just brings shivers down my spine.
You get what you pay for...