Author Topic: FarahDelaney - Bracknell  (Read 2784 times)


24 review(s) for FarahDelaney (11 positive, 7 neutral, 6 negative) [Indexed by johnny34]

Offline KeefeD40

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Truly an awful encounter with a working girl that really shouldn't be in this game IMO. 

When: October '25

Where: Popular hotel in Bracknell, free parking for 4 hours.

Comms: easy to book and responded to messages quickly. Directed to hotel room by phone call rather than texting.

Price/service: £100 for half hour. No extras taken (can't remember if she had any listed - I just wanted the '30mins GFE experience'). Service included OWO, protected sex, CIM.

Girl: There's a reason she doesn't show her face in her profile photos, and I suspect it's more than just retaining her privacy. It sounds unkind, but this is a hobby where one should at least be semi attracted to the girl you're about to have sex with. I found her really quite ugly. Now then, if her personality was warm, welcoming, and lovely then she would have been more attractive. But everything she did made her less so. 

Body was fine, but her tits are big with no life to them. I like fake tits, and could see scarring, but I wondered whether she's actually had implants removed as they were soft/saggy. Some of you boys might like that though so I'm not one to judge. Just not for me, and didn't look as proud and perky as her profile. 

Meet: I'll quickly summarise the action, because there's not much to write about. The salient info that will help you decide whether you want to meet with this SP is all the stuff around the sex instead of the actual act. 

No real kissing, pecks only; OWO no use of hands, just her head bobbing up and down like a metronome; completely disinterested dead eyes when fucking; no noises of encouragement, just silence; doggy, mish, then more OWO to CIM finish. 

I felt like I had achieved something significant managing to cum with this SP, and here's why...

Before the action, I got out the shower only to find SP laying on the bed glued to her phone replying to messages. Told me she wouldn't be long, but had had a slow day so far so wanted to cram in as many men as possible to make it worth her while. Nice. Really got me in the mood that.

When she eventually got off her phone her attitude during the punt was so unsexy as to be almost comical. Everything was matter-of-fact - like she was checking tickets on a train. Had that vibe throughout. Worse, she clearly didn't want to be doing this, and was not backwards in telling me so. After I had finished she rattled on about not enjoying her job, and that any WG that said she did was lying. She told me I was only a cash machine to her and that the only good part of any meeting is when she gets paid, and that she completely zones out during sex.

All of this was delivered in a tone so downbeat and depressing that I didn't feel angry or frustrated about the punt; I just felt wrong being there. Was horrible. 

As I drove away my mind was thinking back to some of the better punts I've had, where the girls make you feel like a king - even if only for an hour. Maybe they're pretending. Maybe they do just see me as a cash machine. But at least I enjoyed those experiences and felt better leaving them than I did going in.

This punt was by far the worse I've had, and in the immediate aftermath even made me question whether I wanted to continue this hobby. (Time heals, and after a couple of days I realised this was just a bad punt, and we move...) 

Verdict:
Strong negative. I was optimistic going into this meet. Recent good reviews, cracking AW photos (albeit with no face shots), and a girl that had been around for a while. Thought I was going into the arms of a pro. Instead I met with someone who - in my opinion - needs to get out of the game and do something else.


Offline TallnHung

What a dissapointment. 
Her body looks amazing on the pictures.
Shame about the attitude!
Thanks for saving us all from a shitty punt :(

Offline KeefeD40

What a dissapointment. 
Her body looks amazing on the pictures.
Shame about the attitude!
Thanks for saving us all from a shitty punt :(

 :hi:
Yeah I thought pics looked good too, and I love love black girls so had high hopes. As I said though if she'd been a sweetheart I wouldn't have cared as much about appearance, but she had a very sad, cynical energy to her that made the whole experience one to forget.

Offline tallfitmike

Thanks so much for this review. She's been on my hotlist for a while, but now removed.

The punt sounds horrific, and she clearly shouldn't be in this game. There's no excuse for such a terrible attitude, truth or not. Sorry you had to go through that. All the best for some better punts in the future!

Offline Cunning Punt

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OMG, I had flashbacks reading this review! :scare: Jeez, can't believe this bitch is still working - 9 years after my dreadful experience with her. :unknown:

Despite the string of bad reviews - mine among them - punters like the OP still keep going back to her. :dash: Her bad attitude and poor service really should have been no surprise,

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=68701.0

« Last Edit: October 30, 2025, 08:57:48 pm by Cunning Punt »

Offline KeefeD40

OMG, I had flashbacks reading this review! :scare: Jeez, can't believe this bitch is still working - 9 years after my dreadful experience with her. :unknown:

Despite the string of bad reviews - mine among them - punters like the OP still keep going back to her. :dash: Her bad attitude and poor service really should have been no surprise,

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=68701.0

...alas, was thinking with my dick ...

I had read your review my man but (foolishly) thought was such a long time ago she must have improved

...and again, was thinking with my dick

We live and learn.

Offline berksboy

I do feel sorry for the OP but i was going to book this SP but i did look her up on here so gave her a pass. Did OP not check her out on here ?

Offline KeefeD40

I do feel sorry for the OP but i was going to book this SP but i did look her up on here so gave her a pass. Did OP not check her out on here ?

Yep. Read my comment above.
As I say...live and learn

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Seen her few years ago, in her hotel along the M1 motorway. Her pics were misleading, massive tits but disappointing shape. I enjoyed the blow job & CIM, sex was terrible.

She's really good for blowjobs
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