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Side street off Great Junction Street in Leith. Kirkgate centre ideal for parking but I got parked in the street on this visit.

30 mins £30 paid up front for half hour.

Walk in with no appt made so no comms to report.

An old back problem was nagging so I felt some massage therapy was in order. Bollocks, I was horny for an unload to some Oriental flange and was near the place. The place was, I have to say, delightfully seedy. It must be quite popular since I last went when it opened! Dirty paintwork to the back of the massage room door, black tape stuck over holes in the ceiling where light fittings once were, CCTV equipment hanging off the wall (seemed to be a camera for outside the front and another inside- hopefully not one recording in the room for a live stream somewhere!). Sign on wall along the lines off “Lonni Massage parlour is strictly legitimate no sexual services”. Is this for the naked masseuse to point to with one hand if the cops burst in ?(while her other hand is still on your cock? :lol:

I go in and a voice from downstairs shouts “Hi, massage?” She comes up. Boobs sticking out a mini dress. Not very young but quite a good looking Chinese woman. Half hour paid £30. Clothes off while she disappears. Gave me a decent massage combining effort with teasing my cock and crack with her nails. Kept reverting from one to the other. Had me rock hard when lying on my front which is quite unusual for me.

I can’t 100% recall the negotiations and offers of more. I do recall that unlike LongLife it was a no BS instant agreement to my offer of £40 for naked B2B. No FS on offer.

Ok so naked she wasn’t Lucy Lui in her prime but aside from a little loose skin wasn’t bad. Tits a good size. I think enhanced but wasn’t certain.

She climbed on top and did some body/nipple kissing then went onto a good rhythmic tit wank. She got off the table and faced me putting one foot on something to open up a full view of her snatch. Only polite to reach for it. She seemed quite wet but as is usually the case didn’t seem to get into my efforts with it. Helped get me over the line nicely though and shot a decent load that ran down her wrist. Don’t know if anyone else hears this a lot but the Chinese woman seem to always be saying “ strong, strong”, I assume about how stiff a fellas erection is.

Unlike my visit to LongLife recently £70 total was much more like it.

Gadgies hanging about outside when I left (time was getting on) wasn’t ideal. Always find it just a bit threatening down there after dark.




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Aye, it’s been gentrified but only to an extent! Glad to hear you had a good time and the pricing was decent value by the sounds of it.

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I reviewed this place positively, when it first opened.

Since then I've had another couple of positive punts, but equally I've also walked twice as I didn't like the look of the masseuse.

The good thing about it is you don't need to book and can just turn up on spec, but it's a constant revolving door when it comes to the staff.

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I reviewed this place positively, when it first opened.

Since then I've had another couple of positive punts, but equally I've also walked twice as I didn't like the look of the masseuse.

The good thing about it is you don't need to book and can just turn up on spec, but it's a constant revolving door when it comes to the staff.

Yes I can imagine. I only went once when it opened then again recently. I wonder how consistent the service and prices are.

I was going to walk at LongLife if I didn’t fancy the masseuse at all.

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Did you catch the name of the masseuse by any chance?

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Did you catch the name of the masseuse by any chance?

Well reminded I meant to include it. Ayesha or something very similar.

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Worth tagging on here that this week at Lonni I was pleasantly surprised when I went in that the two girls there were surprisingly tidy and on the younger side. There was a wee sofa inside that they were sat on. I’d have been happy with either. The one I got was “Anna” I think she said. Half hour 30 + 40 for B2B. A lovely wee unit. Massage lacked a teasing build up but the B2B was fine as was the hand shandy. She was a darker skinned Chinese girl with no mum tum. Cracking body and boobs. Great.