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Author Topic: Showeing Etiquette  (Read 2188 times)

Offline AnthG

I know this is probably an obvious topic. And before people do the 'are you for real with such an obvious topic question'. Remember I have only saw one independent and she was based at a hotel, all the rest were agency girls at agency flat incalls. I have never actually been to an Escorts house before.

So can I ask in terms of the showering etiquette. I would presume there are as many Escorts who don't let you shower at their place than those that do. Especially youngish girls just starting who may not know about this stuff.

So what do you do, do you ask on the telephone while booking if she has a shower to use? Or do you just turn up and ask on immediately entering before giving the money or after giving her the money.

Do you also bring your own towel with you?

My reason for asking is I just want to 100% rule out any type of rebuttal from an unscrupulous escort claiming the appt was bad as you were unclean. I do get a long bath before leaving but I feel like I should pre-empt cover myself.

Offline Marmalade

You've more or less answered your own question but there is no 100% rule. I could list any number of indies who will offer a shower (and not take it out if your appt tine). And others who either won't offer or be watching the clock if they grudgingly give you one. Easiest surely is to be clean and well-scrubbed when you arrive but be ready to have a quickie shower to freshen up. 'Indies' means just that - they're not exactly part of a trade union.

Offline James999

Shower before you go, also have a coffee / drink before you go, there is n point paying a pro$$ie to use her shower or to drink coffee with you, it's a waste of money and most just talk a load of shite anyway.

So turn up fresh, and ready if offereda coffee decline (no thanks I just had one) and then get on with the business, by all accounts when you have finished and your time is up sit and talk shite / drink coffee with the girl, but you will be amazed how when it's their time their desire for a nice chat vanishes.  :sarcastic:

Offline Marmalade

Drinking coffee, a bit like talking shite, can leave a bad taste though, so brush then coffee then mouthwash-n-mint. And let her talk the shite, but not too much. And let her do most of the talking even if it is afterwards. ;)

Offline smiths

I know this is probably an obvious topic. And before people do the 'are you for real with such an obvious topic question'. Remember I have only saw one independent and she was based at a hotel, all the rest were agency girls at agency flat incalls. I have never actually been to an Escorts house before.

So can I ask in terms of the showering etiquette. I would presume there are as many Escorts who don't let you shower at their place than those that do. Especially youngish girls just starting who may not know about this stuff.

So what do you do, do you ask on the telephone while booking if she has a shower to use? Or do you just turn up and ask on immediately entering before giving the money or after giving her the money.

Do you also bring your own towel with you?

My reason for asking is I just want to 100% rule out any type of rebuttal from an unscrupulous escort claiming the appt was bad as you were unclean. I do get a long bath before leaving but I feel like I should pre-empt cover myself.

As has been said there are no agreed rules. I always have a towel in my punting kit which includes shower gel as well. I prefer a shower which takes a couple of minutes and the WG getting naked beside it ideally so its not wasted time as it gets me going. ;)

Online Jimmyredcab

I NEVER shower at the girls premises, I do that before I leave home and rarely travel for more than an hour, I can understand that guys punting after work may feel the need to shower, there are no fixed rules so you need to check with the girl. ;)

Offline AnthG

there are no fixed rules so you need to check with the girl. ;)
On the phone during booking or on entering the premises?

And if you enter the property, and ask could I take a shower and she says no is that all good then. As at the back of my mind thinking of that situation by pre-empting that by asking it gives the suggestion to the girl there maybe is something wrong with my hygiene for asking that as soon as I enter.

I do genuinely take a long bath immediately before leaving but that evil girl has knocked my confidence somewhat trying that as her excuse and I want to make sure I am 100% in a position of no comebacks.

Offline James999

Anth, why not just buy a pack of "babywipes" and give your arse and balls a wioe when you arrive while she is hiding the money  :cool:

Offline Strawberry

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If a client wishes to avail himself of my bathroom facilities he is more than welcome, I have plenty of hot water, towels and soap. Some shower at home, others will ask on the way to the bedroom. I don't mind as long as he is nice and clean for me. A quick shower only takes a couple of minutes, and shouldn't make any difference to an independent. I often will stand and chat whilst holding a towel. I have been known to lend a hand, sometimes chaps prefer a bath for which I have been known to assist with the soap.


Offline James999

If a client wishes to avail himself of my bathroom facilities he is more than welcome,

Nothing like having a good dump after you've finished, leave it as a welcome for the next client  :sarcastic:


Offline Ali Katt

Shower before you go, also have a coffee / drink before you go, there is n point paying a pro$$ie to use her shower or to drink coffee with you, it's a waste of money and most just talk a load of shite anyway.
Seconded. Having a drink my not be a waste of time if you are dehydrated from walking or travelling on a sticky train/car. If you stand up as you have a drink and start getting undressed you can avoid the chit-chat if you don't want it. Only bring a towel if you have hygeine concerns technically the girl should provide clean towels and shower facilities. Always shower before you leave and mouthwash is a good idea because I'm me I aim to be as clean if not cleaner than the WG I see.

Offline James999

technically the girl should provide clean towels

For many pr$$ies the idea of a clean towel means one left on the radiator so the previous punters spunk has dried  :sarcastic:

I always have a shower before we get down to it. It only takes like 5 minutes.

Offline smiths

On the phone during booking or on entering the premises?

And if you enter the property, and ask could I take a shower and she says no is that all good then. As at the back of my mind thinking of that situation by pre-empting that by asking it gives the suggestion to the girl there maybe is something wrong with my hygiene for asking that as soon as I enter.

I do genuinely take a long bath immediately before leaving but that evil girl has knocked my confidence somewhat trying that as her excuse and I want to make sure I am 100% in a position of no comebacks.

On the phone when booking. ;)

Fatpro$$ie

Most girls should offer you a shower and have either mens or neutral shower gels as well as fresh, clean towels.  If in doubt ask on the phone if it is ok if you arrive 5 - 10 mins early so you can shower.  If she says no you will probably find showering is in your time. If she says thats fine then she will not count your time in the shower.

Offline smiths

Seconded. Having a drink my not be a waste of time if you are dehydrated from walking or travelling on a sticky train/car. If you stand up as you have a drink and start getting undressed you can avoid the chit-chat if you don't want it. Only bring a towel if you have hygeine concerns technically the girl should provide clean towels and shower facilities. Always shower before you leave and mouthwash is a good idea because I'm me I aim to be as clean if not cleaner than the WG I see.

I prefer bringing my own towel and shower gel, they definitely should be provided by all WGs as there are part of a punt and its her job to provide them but some of the threadbare ones and tiny towels that arent much bigger than a face towel i have seen or empty shower gel containers i have seen ensure i take my own.

The last thing I do before leaving the house to visit a prossie is shower, I have never not been in a shower for longer than 40mins to an hour before arriving and have never been turned down for any services.

The only exception to this is maybe if its stupidly hot weather so I may have a quick rinse before proceeding but even then my car has air con so that solves that problem unless I cant park anywhere near the location.
I do like to shower afterwards as there is nothing worse than being sat travelling home feeling all sweaty and knowing its not just sweat on its own, eugh!
 I don't go as far as bringing my own showering kit as I have never had a problem, except for a few towels smelling a bit musty but that wont kill you.
 

Offline abinadi

I am offered a shower and the WG joins me either in the shower or bath. I suppose it is a matter of preference but the girls I meet with always are clean and I believe it is a sign of respect to reciprocate. I am very into GFE and frankly I enjoy talking with the WG to me that is part of the ambience with a good and professional escort. Obviously any meet is about sex but for me I enjoy the whole experience which with one of my partners involves her cooking a gourmet meal. She is also a very attractive person and I have a good time in her company. She offers an excellent service and I respect and value her for that.

I am offered a shower and the WG joins me either in the shower or bath. I suppose it is a matter of preference but the girls I meet with always are clean and I believe it is a sign of respect to reciprocate. I am very into GFE and frankly I enjoy talking with the WG to me that is part of the ambience with a good and professional escort. Obviously any meet is about sex but for me I enjoy the whole experience which with one of my partners involves her cooking a gourmet meal. She is also a very attractive person and I have a good time in her company. She offers an excellent service and I respect and value her for that.

Sorry to ask as I fear the answer but she cooks in your time? the respect stuff I of course have no issue with and I agree totally, but how long are your bookings? and how often?

Offline abinadi

It varies but usually in her time.

She provides a good ambience and the meal is usually over the time booked.
I usually book for two hours.

She has a limited number of clients so perhaps its for fun as well.

It varies but usually in her time.

She provides a good ambience and the meal is usually over the time booked.
I usually book for two hours.

She has a limited number of clients so perhaps its for fun as well.

I wont knock you for it, just be ready to be in the minority in having that sort of booking :) most of us here are a little more "to the point" when it comes to punting.

Offline Ali Katt

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i have seen or empty shower gel containers i have seen ensure i take my own.
You'd also have thought the more expensive escorts could supply some more expensive shower gel when I've been in their bathrooms I've only ever seen the cheap stuff, you'd expect better product if you stayed in a 5 star hotel than a motel, why not with escorts? looking after their margins?

Offline impossible_princess

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I offer showers to everyone just because I think its polite, I don't take shower time out of the booking time unless its s ridiculously  long like 20mins. I use Nivea men's toiletries and have a airing cupboard full of towels I always offer drinks totally up to the gent if he wants one of course.

Offline eli69

Anth, why not just buy a pack of "babywipes" and give your arse and balls a wioe when you arrive while she is hiding the money  :cool:

And a pack of flash wipes for her

Offline Jacob

Like most posters always take a bath/shower just before leaving for a Punt so it shouldn't be necessary. Some offer, some don't (like drinks) and I just say I've just had one and that's that and it's not effected the expected services. In the last year I've taken up the offer once as research indicated the girl would expect it and that was just a matter of minutes and I guess was on my time though I was invited to come along 10 minutes early when 'checking in'.

AnthG this evidently the result of your recent experience with a poor provider and the subsequent damage limitation employed by the agency, at your expense in that it's left you feeling in the wrong somehow and worrying that you'll get a repeat performance. It wasn't your fault and the Pro$$ie just tried to cover up for her crap service. If it were an issue she would have said before the action commenced, end of.

As is pretty clear from what's been posted taking care of things beforehand is enough. After all it's well known that Parlour girl's only clean up with a wet wipe between Punters.  ;)



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