IntroIn Sep 25 I spent 3 weeks passing through Phuket (Pa Tong), Pattaya and Bangkok. I used UK Punting plus two other sites as sources of intelligence. I gained most benefit from the threads on this site - as I know it's largely UK punters and I like to think we share a common depravity. I have been to Thailand before, 15 years ago with a girlfriend. This was a very different experience! Hopefully I've provided enough info to locate the places on Google maps. Although I only took girls back a few times, there was no issues and no ID asked for at the hotels.
ContextI'm a late 30s white British male. I'm not into anal or anything too weird. My things are facials, and making videos if the girl agrees. Although I have names for all the girls, I've not included the names of those that are on video. Although I know it's unlikely, I wouldn’t want them to get in trouble as a result of this review. I massively overpaid numerous times in order to get the punts on video. I have very high standards, and would only go with girls I rate highly.
Thai GirlsI was amazed how much they vary. Dark skinned, light skinned. Eyes. Makeup. Shape. Many aspire to have white skin, which suited me as the darker skinned ones appealed most. There is something for everyone.
WeatherI read loads about the weather in Sep being bad. Take no notice. I'd say 50% of the days were completely dry. On the days it did rain, it was once, and usually lasted 5 mins to an hour. There was one day where it rained for about 5 hours straight and yes the roads flooded.
SafetyI felt safe everywhere I went. Even walking through forests at night on my own.
CommsAiralo is brilliant. Get the app and its a few quid for an e-sim with data. I used WhatsApp 95% of the time with working girls.
Safe SexI work in healthcare, and here's my tips:
1. Take DoxyPEP. If you're shagging daily, it basically means 2 tablets every 3rd day. Really common antibiotic within minimal side effects that studies show will help prevent chlamydia and syphilis. You can order it online by saying you need it as an antimalarial and it's a few pence per tablet. See here for more:
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2. I always used condoms for sex, but not for BJs apart from on my two visits to soapies where BJs are generally with condom. I take a piss straight after, and carry alcohol wipes and alcohol gel.
3. Taking your own condoms is a good idea. One girl in a massage place told me she bought her condoms from TikTok.
4. Thai understanding of STIs is poor. Some get tested, some don't. The things they test for is not the same as the UK, and the frequency varies wildly. Presume they're not tested.
IndiansRandom, but I read lots of negative comments about Indian men in Thailand. I dismissed it as racism. However, some of it turned out to be true. They hunt in packs and block the pavements. Some of them stank. I saw a few literally standing next to girls on Beach Road filming them, and a couple I heard haggling over 23p. Clearly this was not all of them, but I can see why some girls wont go with them.
CivviesAll of this was mixed in with civvies I picked up from shops, restaurants and in the street etc. EVERY time I asked for a number I got it. 2 favourites - a girl working at a bakery in a mall. 19 and at university. Balls deep that night. Another student I met in the street and we hung out over many days. Asking for numbers became a game. However, I did switch to asking for Instagram instead - you can message on there and have a good look in advance. It also avoids issues with Line or WhatsApp.
Ok, here we go in chronological order...
PHUKET (PA TONG)1.
Benz Massage. I enjoyed walking all over Pa Tong checking out the girls sitting outside the massage places. Spotted a stunner outside this place, which is located between Bangla Road and Christin Massage, on the same side as Christin Massage. This was my first Thai punt, and she took me upstairs to a long room with cubicles and mattresses on the floor. Only one other cubicle was in use. Unusually, the cubicles had flimsy wooden doors rather than a curtain. I lay down and then realised in the cubicle next to ours, some poor girl was getting pounded to within an inch of her life. This set the scene nicely. Went for BJ, facial and video.
1 hour massage: 400 baht (£9)
Extras: 6000 baht (£137) - BJ, facial, video2.
Christin Massage. Popped in the previous day to scope the place out and nothing appealed at the time. Same friendly bloke as the previous day. She was pretty amenable to what I wanted. You get 90 minutes, which is a set routine of shower, B2B massage on an inflatable lilo, into the bath, and then onto the bed (about 25 mins had passed by this point). She was 21 and through conversation she said she had a young kid. Covered BJ and numerous positions.
90 min session with covered BJ and sex: 3600 baht (£82)
Extras: 1000 baht (£23) - video 3.
Nuru Massage. Some reviews of this place led me on a long walk here. It's on Nanai Road. An Asian bloke was already in there seeing the line-up of around 15 girls. Didn’t see anything I wanted, so it was a good chance to say I'll come back later and I walked. Didn’t bother going back.
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Massage place next to Blue Beach Cafe. Back on patrol looking for beauties outside the many massage places. Found one amongst a group sitting outside the passageway at the side of Blue Beach Cafe. 26 and reckoned she was a former Miss Grand Thailand winner. Taken upstairs to a room of curtained cubicles and we were the only people up there. Pretty impressive BJ and took the whole length which is unusual. She did try and stick a finger up my ass which led to a few days discomfort - be warned!
1 hour massage: 500 baht (£11)
Extras: 4500 baht (£103) - BJ, facial, video 5.
Thai Friendly 1. Agreed to meet a personal trainer at Starbucks in the mall. She as new to TF and wasn’t sure she wanted to lower herself to being a freelancer, hence meeting like this. She came straight from the gym in a tiny vest and hot pants. She had an incredible body and everyone was having a good look! I bought her a drink, and she bought us 4 cakes to share! After a chat she was up for going to my hotel, but I was tired and we agreed to meet at midday the next day. Well midday went and passed. About 2pm she messaged to say she was at the gym and would come round after. With so many other options, I told her not to worry about it and maybe I'll see her another day. I didn’t.
PATTAYA6.
Windmill 2. First time at a gogo bar and I loved it! There were many beautiful girls to chose from. Was all very hands on with some finger blasting thrown in for good measure. I did some laps with my drink much to the annoyance of the serving staff. I picked a new girl who was a little nervous but great to chat to. I took her ST (2 hours) and we got a taxi to my hotel. Had a very long session and she was great fun.
Drinks: 500 baht (£11)
Bar fine: 1500 baht (£34)
Girl: 3000 baht (£68)
Extras: 2000 baht (£46) - video 7.
AG Massage. Back on the streets looking at the girls outside the massage places. Found a nice 21 year old at this place on Soi Buakhao. Curtained cubicle on the ground floor and we were the only people in there. I was offered a shower which was unusual for these places.
1 hour massage: 500 baht (£11)
Extras: 2500 baht (£57) - BJ, facial and video8.
Honey 2. Another soapy fishbowl place. Bought a drink and took my time looking. The prices differ from 3000 baht to 6000 baht. Perhaps 50 girls altogether, in 5 categories. The most expensive were behind me. Same routine as the other soapy. Very pretty girl, but boring and just wanted me to cum. Agreed video for 2000 baht, but she changed her mind afterwards so I deleted it and she gave me the money back.
90 min session with covered BJ and sex: 5300 baht (£121) 9.
XS. Another gogo. Girls in here were even better than Windmill 2, but its not as filthy. Picked a girl and it turned out she was 28 and had a 10 year old kid! She suggested a nearby hotel so we went there. Again, just wanted me to cum.
Drinks: 1200 baht (£27) - had to buy her 3 drinks before she could leave
Bar fine: 1500 baht (£34)
Girl: 4000 baht (£91)
Extras: 2000 baht (£46) - facial and video
Hotel: 500 baht (£11) 10.
Sharks. Another gogo, and the quality of girls just keep getting better! This girl had a much better attitude. 25 years old.
Drinks: 1000 baht (£23)
Bar fine: 2000 baht (£46)
Girl: 4000 baht (£91)
Extras: 2000 baht (£46) - facial and video
Hotel: 500 baht (£11) 11.
Beach Road. Did a lot of walking up and down here. Each night there’s a girl every couple of metres. Many were old and rough. A couple were ok but I didn’t partake.
BANGKOK12.
Suwon Spa. Brilliant place. Really luxury onsen, spotlessly clean and well maintained. You can spend as long as you want in the onsen (2 pools, sauna, steam room). You also get a 1 hour Thai massage from a decent therapist. Plus 60 minutes of shagging with a different girl! You chose this girl on an iPad. I chose Ella, 25 years old. She was great and eager to please. Real value for money.
External Link/Members OnlyPackage: 3500 baht (£80)13.
Wonder Massage. Another great place! 3 girls, chosen from a line-up or in advance via images on an iPad or via message, for 2 hours with 3 shots in the "panorama room". The room was on the roof with lots of natural light, a big bed and jacuzzi. All 3 girls were very good, all 3 did rimming included and 2 did CIM. The management make it clear who does what. I chose Desi, Didi and Barbie. 3 great girls!
External Link/Members Only2 hours, 3 girls, 3 pops, panorama room: 8000 baht (£183). 14.
Cafe Thermae. Would loved more visits here. Lots of very attractive girls. I did 1 lap and then choose - 2 girls in jeans and t shirts, with face masks. 1 was experienced, and she was looking after the other who was new. Great time.
2 girls, 1 hour: 7000 baht (£160)
Hotel: 1050 baht (£24)15.
Sukhumvit Road. 100+ girls lining this street. Some looked ok, but again, too much on offer already. Quality was much better here than on Beach Road in Pattaya.
ConclusionThere was one place I wanted to go to but ran out of time. Take a look:
External Link/Members Only. Looks amazing! It was a great trip and I'll be back! Happy to answer any questions...