Author Topic: Brimeets. Manchester  (Read 2605 times)


38 review(s) for Brimeets (32 positive, 2 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by Cupid Stuntz]

Offline omgcrazyfun

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Date/Time: Evening of the 13/10//25

Cost: £200 for 1 hour incall

Services delivered: OWO, Sex in doggy, brief missionary and hand job to finish.

Accommodation: Well known hotel next to Piccadilly station.

Contact: Wanted to see Bri after the glowing reviews on here. Sent a text midday and started an exchange confirming time of meet (5pm) and outfit, she said she had some pink hot pants which sounded exciting.

Appearance: Not as expected really, I was met by a thin girl, certainly young, 23 at most. She had a pitted face, acne, some of which were weeping with blood. Not overly bad and there was some beauty underneath but there was no sign of makeup to cover things up. Long brown hair. She is from Liverpool with a strong accent. Her tits were small and droopy, not pert as others described. The best part was from the waist down, she had a really good ass, puckered asshole. I think she used the tanning beds as overall her complexion was good with smooth skin. She greeted me in beige jogger pants and a small crop top, not unlike the pictures on AW. She sported a tiny g-string thong underneath. But she was not wearing the pink hot pants as promised.

The meet: Absolutely awful experience. We agreed a meet time of 5pm, but she asked if I could do 4.45pm to which I said I'd try. I text a few times leading up to the meeting, and as I was walking over, I messaged to say I wasn't far, then gets a text back saying she's held up (I actually managed to get there at 4.45pm exactly). I told her no problem and I'll wait outside the hotel… 15 mins go by and no message from her, (5pm) I text again and she said come sit down (I assumed in the foyer) I didn't want to do that so continued waiting outside, another 15 mins go by (now 5.15pm) and I get a text from her saying the last guy arrived late and an apology. At this point I considered walking as no girl charging £200 should be this unprofessional. But given she was only around a short time in Manchester I continued to wait. I finally get a message at 5.35pm saying shes ready. Nearly a full hour since I arrived. She asks me to walk around the side of reception to meet me as she was coming down the lift. I followed her up to her room.

Once in the room, it was a travesty, it absolutely stunk of sex and there were wet towels strewn about the room and in the bathroom. She also had quite an odour wafting from her. It was obvious to me at this stage she had been non-stop with bookings all day. In a bit of desperation I handed over the punting tokens and went ahead with the meet anyway, as I was hoping for a filthy time with her given the evidence and the green reviews, how wrong was I. I asked to shower and miraculously she produced a fresh large white towel. Once out of the shower she seemed extremely timid and reserved, we had a brief chat about her origins and she confessed that she hadn't been doing (this) that long. Not my problem. I went straight into pulling down her leggings and tongued her out from behind, that's when it hit me, the smell from down below was very off putting. She gave a very lacklustre blowjob and then after a few minutes she started complaining her jaw was aching and she couldn't do it for much longer. We moved onto doggy and this was great. I pounded away for a few minutes.

As I flipped her over for missionary this is where it got even more ridiculous, there was a knock on the door, only the god damn manager wanting to turf her out. She'd had the room booked via dayuse and 5pm was her cut off. She shoed him off but now there was an overwhelming rush to finish. I'd literally been there 15 mins at this point. Missionary lasted all of 30 seconds and I flipped her around for reverse cowgirl (which was good) until a 2nd knock on the door from a now very angry manager. I asked her to finish me off with a hand job, I got dressed and scarpered.
 
Conclusion: The worst punt dollar for dollar I've had. £200 for ~30 mins with a not that attractive girl. I was made to wait in the cold for close to an hour, she was crap at sex, and I was made to feel rushed during the punt. She just isn't organised at all and trying to cram too much in. Sounds like luck of the draw which girl you'll meet anyway. Would never go back. Be forewarned.
« Last Edit: October 17, 2025, 08:20:10 am by omgcrazyfun »

Offline Blackpool Rock

Deserved Negative and sounds like she's taken the piss and crammed in as many as she could then tried taking the piss out of the hotel too  :thumbsdown:

There's another profile for English Holly which has previously been linked to this one as they often track each other around from location to location and the question is whether it's 1 girl or actually 2 separate girls as the other profile says age 38 which is quite a bit more than 21

I did see one of these girls a couple of years ago but didn't review at the time, think it was booked from the other profile and would have been a Neutral but I was intending to return as I just got a feeling a 2nd visit would have been better and the main issue was me not getting 100% hard

I recall the girl I saw had a leg tattoo which was a sort of thing band which ran around her thigh so wonder if the girl you saw had this or not  :unknown:

Online ZeroCount

Gotta be honest, you already had me convinced by the "bleeding acne" part, I'm calling for a booking right now!

Offline omgcrazyfun

I recall the girl I saw had a leg tattoo which was a sort of thing band which ran around her thigh so wonder if the girl you saw had this or not  :unknown:

I didn't see a tattoo no. Not on her leg anyway. Don't recall seeing any tattoos to be honest. She was young. Definitely in her early 20s. No way 38.

Offline Kool Keef

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Gotta be honest, you already had me convinced by the "bleeding acne" part, I'm calling for a booking right now!

Yup, bleeding acne.

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Online Bananaman7

Don't think you seen Brimeets but her friend Milly. I reviewed her not long ago. Description matches, I gave her a positive but she did give a better service than what you experienced.

Offline omgcrazyfun

Yeh after reading your review Bananaman seems like it does match Milly. Her chin in the erobella photos kind of matches, quite pointy.

Ok so I've yet the see the one everyone is giving the high reviews for.... Damn... The hunt continues.

Offline Cryton123

I saw the same girl on the same day. However I was her first punt of the day as she’d just checked in and was late for my booking too. The room was immaculate and the bed was freshly made so I know I was the first booking in that room at least.

Your description matches the girl I saw to a tee.  As does the smell. She had serious hygiene issues at the start of the day, plus bad breath. There was no way I was going to give her oral, I copped a whiff as soon as she took her knickers off. God knows how bad it must have been hours later!

Punt was shit too. I was waiting a short while until writing a review, but it will be a solid negative obviously  :thumbsdown:

« Last Edit: October 17, 2025, 05:43:29 pm by Cryton123 »

Offline Blackpool Rock

So does anyone have a link for this Milly then, i'm thinking she needs a Negative indexed to her profile if it actually was her plus the negative still needs attributing to Brimeets for having a B&S on her profile  :unknown:

Offline Heph

Don't think you seen Brimeets but her friend Milly. I reviewed her not long ago. Description matches, I gave her a positive but she did give a better service than what you experienced.

I'd reached about the halfway point of this review, when I had exactly the same intuition
Her manner of dress and boobs seemed to strongly suggest this

So does anyone have a link for this Milly then, i'm thinking she needs a Negative indexed to her profile if it actually was her plus the negative still needs attributing to Brimeets for having a B&S on her profile  :unknown:

Here's a link to my review for Milly18, whence you'll also find her Erobella profile
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=440779.0

Mercifully, I was her first punter that day, so there weren't any unpleasant whiffs yet present; but yes, she's too young, too inexperienced; isn't professional enough and has no charisma or game


« Last Edit: October 18, 2025, 11:39:24 pm by Heph »