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So find myself in the smoke for a day, pretty good day limited time read the ad, seemed to be teasing at something more on offer. Hint: It wasn't.
Comms: All done by WhatsApp, simple fast straight forward.
Setup: This is definitely a rotation pot-luck situation. You don't get the girl in the pictures, but TBH who was there looked pretty cute, and the txt message offered "Mutual touching" so I thought what the hell!
The Girl: Cute short big tits (d cup?) smooth pussy, dark hair trim not slim possibly Brazilian(?) didn't ask for a name didn't get told one.
Cost: Was in a hurry 30mins seemed to rushed didn't have time for the full hour so went for 45mins cost £110 (no extras more later)
Location: Flat near Aldgate East Tube station. Very busy road, I bet you could hang about for a whole day an no one would bat an eyelid. First floor flat, room clean and warm, all done on the bed (there is a massage table). Major downside the window was open the whole time lots of street noise, inc a lorry announcing "Warning this vehicle is reversing" during the hand job, very off putting
Service: Handed over the notes, Offered a shower which I took, sometimes you just have a shower so the WG knows you are clean
. Emerged from the shower to find her completely naked good start I thought. In retrospect it turned out to be the high point. She then knelt beside me did the "Fingers all over thing" which does nothing for me. Then oiled up for a bit of massage, in no way therapeutic just more rubbing. Then 2 mins of B2B action which was OK but laying on your front, no mirror and very awkward to reach round for a grope. Then in a short time the turn over for HJ. She positioned herself between my legs and so out of reach. Started lots of oil really wasn't working for me, full on softie, her attitude was warm but stand-offish. Tried to reach for a boob got the old my nipples hurt blah blah, asked about 69/mutual touching to be told she doesn't do that. After about 10 mins of not cumming I called a halt as it was farcical. Gently expressed disappointment at the service, to be told I should go see an escort. Cheeky cow. Shower off the oil and was back on the street in 30mins able to catch the early train home.
Summary: Since it's pot luck who you get and the services offered.
Don't bother with this one someone else is running the account so they'll tell you anything you want to hear. Plenty of better providers out there, avoid.
