The Girl:Coco-Coco
External Link/Members OnlyDate of meeting: Summer 2025
Price: £80 for 30 minutes (extra 30 for anal, not taken)
Services provided: OW, sex, grumpy face
Summary:Rubbish punt from a grumpy unwilling girl. Hopefully I only caught her on a bad day, or too early in the morning yet the conveyor feel, and the overall attitude I sensed tell me it wasn't just an accident. Don't know how she got so many positives. I feel she's getting jaded and thinks she can get away with the basis of good service. Expensive P&D wank.
Pre-meet / Communications / Location:Had Coco-Coco on my HL for a while. Looked so yummy and had good feedback. So when I had a business trip up North and she was in Shropshire I arrange route and timing to see her on my way. Communication by text and calls was OK. Clear, quite responsive. Managed to get the postcode the day before to organise my trip. Wanted to see her early, like 10am, replied she didn't start before 11. Would make my trip to Liverpool a bit tight but still doable.
The meet/ the action:15 minutes before the agreed time she calls me to know where I am. Told her I am on my way, had planned my driving, parking and walk up there to arrive at the agreed time, not 15minutes earlier. Started feeling like conveyor belt trying to speed me up.
Arrived at the flat in the city centre, second floor, big security camera conspicuously double sided taped in the middle of the door. Not very good for making you feel discreet. I enter the flat and as we start speaking my phone gets a ring from her number, so obviously a maid chasing me again. Coco-Coco is an OK looking lady. But clearly not the young slim girl from the pictures. Very probably her ... but 10 or 15 years later and 30lb s heavier. She asks me to confirm how long I want. Despite already communicated earlier in the morning when confirming I was on my way I stick to 30 minutes. In light of the not really warm welcome I should maybe have opted for 15 minutes only but I was still hoping that I'd get a good service like all the good reviews she had. So kept it to 30 minutes to avoid giving it a P&D taste. Mistake.
Room, papers, she's back after a couple of minutes. No real GF vibe, no caress, no cuddling, no kisses ... I manage pay my respects to her beautiful knockers. She let me caress and suck them but I can sense we're going to fail getting in a proper GFE mood. Pretty quickly she heads for my cock. OW my choice. Totally unmemorable BJ. Only achieve to get me hard. Mish, but she's not participating much. So I am trying to position her in standing doggy in front of a mirror. Nice view and good grasps of her too tits while I start bumping her ass with my hips. Unfortunately the big fan in the corner of the room prevents her to have a good hold of the wall and I cannot bang her as hard as I'd like ad her face looks as bored and unwilling as possible. I start loosing wood. Put her back into mish, not much more success in having anything better than a P&D. In the end I have enough, no way I am going to come with the rubber on me and such a grumpy girl. Asking her whether I can finish on her tits ... how could I dare asking. So asking for a towel, 'we have to pay to get them cleaned' !! So she reluctantly hands me some wipes in which I can finish me off. Pathetic. I should have spread the bed cover.
Pros:
- nice, big, firm boobsCons:
all the rest, namely
- no effort, caress, cuddles, kisses to get us in the mood
- heartless service. The way she couldn't be asked to help me come at the end, neither by BJ or HJ was so poor
- Deceitful pictures (15 years older and 30lbs heavier I reckon)
- Big camera on the entrance door. Sends you message on your WhatsApp without asking if this is OK. Would I see her again? needless to say I won't
