So, the long road to this review started earlier in the week when a DIY emergency meant I couldn't go the event I was planning to attend through (relative) lack of funds.
However, I was still horny by the weekend and so wanted nice hour-long, inexpensive punt. As always, I did have Smiley Miley as my back up if all else failed, but I really didn't want to overdo things by seeing her for the third time just yet.
I rung around a number of options - Violet Gray wasn't Incalling that day, ShyTiffany had already shut up shop for the night and Miss Zoe was booked out for the rest of the night.
I should have left it there.
Instead I listened to my cock and arranged a One Hour meet with Saffron. https://www.adultwork.com/2198231
Having got to Queensway tube on time, I was made to wait around 10 minutes before given directions to her place. No real problem as I was in no rush and could just browse the shops while I waited.
I get to her place and two things spring to mind:
1) She is bigger than a Size 12 (No bother to me)
2) She likes to talk - almost too much to focus on the job in hand.
After paperwork and shower, we get started. Well I say we get started, but she talked so much she actually kept delaying things when it came to the BJ and sex. I was going to go down on her too, but her 'aroma' down there made me reconsider
After Sex, I ask about round two, and she says that she only allows one pop for the hour. I tell her that other WG's allow for two in an hour, and she said that she made it clear on her profile that she says cum only once.
Now I have read the above profile many times over, and I have read this other profile https://www.adultwork.com/929026
which may belong to her in order to make sure I had not missed anything, and there is no mention of popping once anywhere.
I had another shower and left in a fouler mood than when I got there after 40mins £100 lighter and feeling like a mug.
I found no other reviews for her on UKP, and hopefully there won't be either as the bottom line about this girl is that she is a timewaster. If you pay for an hour, around 40mins will be her talking bullshit in order to run the clock down. Also the haddock smell down below was unforgivable. It surely stands to reason that cleanliness is next to godliness in this field, even more so if you are a bigger WG for whom certain parts are harder to reach. Also, short-changing guys by not writing anything about pop-limits when you have them is not cool.
You can go and see her if you want to check that she was just having 'one of those days', but do not say that you were not warned.