I was working in the region so extended my trip a few days on the front end. 2 days in Pattaya followed by 2 days in Bangkok. I have been to both twice before, I like nice hotels so I booked myself into a suite at the Barraquda in Pattaya and a king room at the Landmark hotel in Bangkok. Both are guest friendly and both are well located. Barraquda is a short walk from LK metro and walking distance to Walking Street. Landmark is just round the corner from Nana Plaza.

Pattaya
I arrived in Pattaya at about 9pm, got checked in and secured any valuables in the rooms safe. The rooms itself was massive and had a Jacuzzi in the middle of the bedroom. I decided to go for a walk around and chill out for a bit after the long flight and have a couple of beers before going in for the main event. I went to LK metro and the talent looked really good, there were some very nice looking ladies on LK metro and some stunning looking ladyboys hanging outside Peachy Lily. I resisted the urge and went to a beer bar for a cold beer first. I then took the bus down to soi6 with the intention of having a beer there. It was crazier than I remember and I literally ran the gauntlet to get down the road with young hot girls trying to drag me into every bar. I decided next stop was walking street and I went to my go to gogo "pin up", today the quality of talent was not as good as previous trips and as soon as I sat down I had "6 out of 10's" coming up trying to get me to buy them drinks. I had to bat them away. One drunk girl sat with me and would not get the message that I was not interested, so I left. I decided to go back to LK metro.

Jesse
As I walked down the road past Peachy lily I recognised a LB who I have been with last time, she recognised me and grabbed my arm to try and get me to come for a drink. she had a friend with her who was really stunning, so I went in for a beer. The friend (Jesse) made it clear as soon as we sat down I was hers. We had a few drinks and she was all over me in the bar, shoving her tits in my face and sticking her tongue down my throat. She was hot so I decided to bar fine her 600bt + 3000 for LT. We went out and got another beer and had some food then we went back to my hotel. We got into the jacuzzi together and sat having a beer and talking. This LB is one of the best looking ones I have ever seen, she was completely passable. She models and showed me lots of pictures of her doing modeling shoots. My dick was rock hard by now so it was into the bed where the action started. Unfortunately Jesse's cock while rock hard was not the biggest, which was a shame as I like to be versatile and she was definitely a bottom girl. I sucked her and wanked her off until she came, she then returned the favour and gave me a wonderful blow job. I wanted to fuck her but was enjoying the BJ so much I just went with it and ended up cumming everywhere.  It was about 4am by this point in time and we both fell asleep. In the morning I didn't wake up until about mid day (jet leg) Jesse was ready for a round 2 and this time I fucked her sweet ass to oblivion. She seemed to be loving it too and was pushing back into my cock milking it with her ass muscles. In the end I came in the condom. We showered and she left. Great first punt but now I wanted some pussy.

Djammy
I had a lazy day doing some work and chilling out at the hotel. At about 10pm I ventured out again, this time on the hunt for a cute GG. I went back to walking street and decided to try a different GoGo. This time I went to XS. It was absolutely packed but the atmosphere was good and the line up of girls tremendous, I got a great seat right in front of the stage. It was full of Japanese and Korean guys, there were some Aussies there too, but I might have been the only Brit. I sat and sipped my drink while assessing the options. There were several I had my eye on. Then a 4/10 came and sat with me, I had to get rid of her, as such the current round of dancing finished and I missed getting any of the girls I was looking at a drink. The next round of girls came on, they started dancing and there were some hotties, a final girl joined the stage, she was late and started dancing right in front of me. Wow, she was a 10, cute face with a lovely smile, small natural tits, a slim waist and an ass other girls would kill for, her ass was incredible, fat and plump unlike other skinny thai girls. She also had no tattoos. Jackpot. I could not get the servers attention fast enough and ordered her a drink. She came over and sat down, her English was quite good, her name was Djammy and this was her first night working at XS. We had a few drinks, she went to the toilet and the server told me it was her first night and I was lucky as other guys had bought her drinks and tried to bar fine her and she refused to go with them. When she got back I asked her if I could bar fine her and she looked a bit nervous. I said come back to my hotel, its nice and you can stay as long as you like, I will pay for LT. She smiled a big sexy smile and said yes I would love to come back with you. Now for the kick the mamasan wanted 2k bar fine and 8k for the LT. I thought fuck it, this is the sexiest girl I have seen in Thailand since I started coming here so I went for it. I paid the mamasan 2k and said I would pay Djammy the 8k in the morning. So off back to the hotel and into the jacuzzi with a beer each, Djammy didnt just want to sit and chat she sat on top of me and started slow DFK. It was wonderful. She told me I was her first frang and she had a thai boyfriend for 2 years she had just split up with. Her friend had persuaded her to come and try working at the gogo. She is 21 and from Bangkok originally. You could tell she was inexperienced as I had to remind her as we walked into the hotel to sign in with her ID. When we got into bed you could tell she was really nervous. I went down on her for a while to warm her up, she seemed to really enjoy it, then I put a condom on and slowly entered her. My god she was tight, but very wet. She let out a little moan and said it hurts, you're really big. I am slightly above average, but no porn star. So I went really really slow. As we got into a rhythm she loosened up a bit and was obviously starting to get her confidence and enjoy it. She got on top and started fucking me, the sight was amazing. She got off removed the condom and then started sucking me, trying to deep throat as much as she could, great eye contact too. Then she put another condom on me, got up and bend over the jacuzzi saying fuck me from behind. Her plump little ass looked amazing, there was a mirror in front of her, I could see her watching me fuck her from behind in the mirror, she seemed to be enjoying it. We fucked for what seemed like hours, she came, I came and then we fell asleep. In the morning it was a repeat of the night before. Now all this talk of me being her first frang could be BS and so could all the noises she was making, I don't really care as I had an awesome time, if she was acting she deserves an oscar. I had to check out the hotel at 1pm and get my car to Bangkok so I had to kick her out in the end. She wanted my number or line. I was extremely tempted as this was one of the best fucks of my life with an absolute 10, but I decided not to as I like variety and have a rule not to get into text'ing these girls. 1. This was a mistake and I regret the decision  , 2. you will see later on in the story I am about to break my own rule. 

Bangkok
So on to the landmark hotel, I love this place, its close to everything, 5*, has a lovely pool and no one bothers if you take guests to your room. In future I wont go to Pattaya, I will just stay here.

Dew
So off to Nana's I go. I knew where I was going "Billboard" I love this place its the best gogo in Thailand in my view, stunning girls, nice staff and great vibe. I arrive and its packed, I get a table near the jacuzzi where girls are topless and dancing in the water. A really nice server called Lek gets me my drinks and says if I need anything just to shout her. I look over at the revolving stage of girls and there are some really nice ones to choose from. This is going to be a tough decision. I narrow it down to 3 and then one of them looks straight at me and and smiles a smile that could disarm any man. She has cute dimples and braces. I wave at Lek and tell her I want to buy the girl a drink, Lek tells me she is a bit drunk but will be ok, lots of men like her she does not work here very often. The girl in question "Dew" comes over and sits down, I can tell she has had a few drinks, but she is not drunk and we have a nice conversation. She is a 24 year old law student and only does gogo part time, she tells me she is not used to drinking so much. I buy her a shot and then soft drinks and have a few vodka and coke's myself. She's really cute, slim, small natural tits and long legs. Easy a 9/10 and very close to Djammy from Pattaya, she just didn't have the same plump ass. I bar fine her ST 600 + 4000, paid to the mamasan. We go back to my hotel. She explains to me that the next day is a holiday in Thailand and none of the bars or gogo's will be open. Its coming up to 1am as we walk back and I can see a lot of places shutting early. We get back to the hotel and Dew tells me she is a bit shy, so we watch some TV and then she starts hugging and kissing me, we end up DFK and all the clothes come off. I go down on her and she has a perfect little shaved pussy, she is enjoying it and making a lot of noise. Its 2am and I am worried she is going to wake the whole hotel up. She returns the favour and starts sucking my cock. She is a pro and can deep throat the whole thing, I had to slow her down to stop myself from cumming. On with a condom and into that wonderful wet pussy. She was tight and very wet. She starts moaning and then screaming "fuck me, fuck me, fucking fuck me. Yes I love your dick, it on my g-spot I am cumming" I thought someone from the hotel was going to come and bang on the door and tell us to shut up. Again we fucked for over an hour and it was incredible, she seemed to really be enjoying it. We finish and she hugs me and asks if she can stay. I agreed. In the morning its a repeat of the night before. The girl really was an incredible fuck and very sexy. I can't describe it but sometimes you find a girl where you cock just fits beautifully in their vagina, that was the case here and there was chemistry between us. This is were I break my own rule. She asks me, "do you want to see me tonight too" Now I think with all the bars and gogo's closed this could be great option. We exchange whatspp and she promises to come back at 8pm. She has to go home and see her family as its a Thai holiday. True to her world she comes back, at 9pm. We go out for some dinner and chat a little. then its back to my room and we watch a film and fuck the night away. Again she is as loud as ever. She got really wet and squirted a bit over my cock as I fucked her. I had a great time. Unfortunately I to leave for the airport at 7am so had to kick her out of bed early, so there was no sex in the morning. I gave her 6000 bhat which is what I had left in cash (i didnt need it). She told me to message her next time I was in Bangkok as she would come meet me, she did not think she would be working at the gogo much longer as she is just about to pass her law degree and get a real job as a junior lawyer.

So 4 nights and a lot of fun. Definitely my best Thailand trip so far, just in terms of the quality of girls and sex. I hope to get back there with work early next year. I might be tempted to see Dew again, its some of the best sex I have ever had and we seemed to click in bed.

One question for you Thailand regualrs: I enjoy the night bazaar market in Pattaya where they sell all the fake bags and clothes, is there anything like that in Bangkok?
 
I have the post Thailand blues now, honestly its like coming down from taking drugs coming back from there. I hope you all enjoy the trip report.

What of work do you do? I work in Finance. So I regularly travel to NYC, Singapore and HK (your typical Finance stop overs). So, i'm just curious as to what job I need to get for Bangkok to be a stopover  .

What of work do you do? I work in Finance. So I regularly travel to NYC, Singapore and HK (your typical Finance stop overs). So, i'm just curious as to what job I need to get for Bangkok to be a stopover  .

I work in business development, my work takes me mainly to China, Malaysia and Indonesia. I don't actually do any work in Thailand, its just a good place to stop on stop on the way to the other places. You can get some great business class deals going via the middle east.

A great read. I'm tempted to give Billboard a go now to see if it's better than Crazy House.

I have not been to crazy house, but I love Billboard, I just always have a great time there. There are some stunners in there too, you have to look for them as there are a lot of average girls too, but they are there.

Good report, thanks for that. I’m out there in mid December and it’s been about 18 months since I’ve been out there so good to get the latest intel.

I’m pretty sure I was in Pin Up on Walking Street and was asked for 2k bar fine and 8k but to pay the mamasan.  I laughed and walked out,  being a “millionaire 2 week tourist” or not, I’m not getting mugged off. 

I don’t believe a word the Thai brass say though. Just started in the bar etc, first day etc trainee Lawyers etc.  All an absolute buffalo shit.  Just don’t start paying for her “University Fees” because it’s been quiet in the bar and no customer…..a diamond like that will be getting rogered senseless every night with a day rate that would make a UK solicitor ask for a pay rise.