External Link/Members Only1hr - 50 for massage and 30 HE.
I found myself with time to kill in Dunfermline mid September and decided to have a go with this fairly legit looking place in kirkgate that had been there maybe a year. This was just looking for fully legit Thai massage initially.
The first hint that this place had scope for extras was when, on phoning, they weren't interested in which one of the dozen types of massage I was interested in, just how long I wanted. I asked for an hour and got my appointment.
First major problem with this place: they keep the front door locked. There's no hint of this until you clatter into it, so impossible to breeze in unnoticed. I stood in the street like a lemon for 30 seconds waiting for them to open up. It's almost a negative right there, but it does give off such strong legit vibes that it probably didn't draw any interest.
The woman who ushered me in, middle aged Chinese in shapeless clothing and a disappointingly unattractive face. Her figure is irrelevant really as she stayed fully clothed, but 'middle aged mother' would cover it. She knew how long I booked but again didn't ask what service I wanted, and no questionnaire to fill in either.. all interesting for extras but there was no desire to test it now.
So, expecting a legit massage, was taken through the quite nice modern spa to a small room with table all set up. Was told ' underwear on or off as I preferred (off), and so began the massage.
It is not the best massage, compared to a fully legit place, but it was competent. She spoke pretty good English but didn't go on too much. Occasionally she rubbed her legs against my hands at the top of the table while massaging my shoulders, but then moved my hands further away, so all seemed innocent.
While massaging buttocks there were brief swipes but nothing further, and eventually I was turned over after a fairly good leg massage, draped in a cloth now. Some fairly intense massage right up to the groin followed but again, not even accidental contact. So it came as a real surprise when she was chatting away as the massage finished up, and just asked if I'd like a hand job now! None of the unspoken ritual of the Edinburgh spas to guage interest or even teasing to get you in the mood.. just a straight question while I'm totally flaccid. I can hardly get it up these days without quite a bit of stimulation and prep, but figured that's her problem and said ok.
What followed was a pretty competent oily hand job that paid good attention to the balls and wasn't afraid to slide around my asshole. Good enough in fact that not only did I get it up, but even managed to cum eventually. Despite this, the real enjoyment I get from these spa massages is the buildup and teasing, anticipating the first reach under etc. This was abrupt and clinical, and despite the HE, its nowhere near what I'm looking for. I've never had the massager stay fully clothed and have no touching before.
She made a great job of cleaning up though, and I should mention a huge positive that she used hot towels to clean off most of the body oil also.
Why not a negative review? there are so many niggling problems with the whole setup but.. at the end of the day it was still better then most Fife punting. I wasn't scammed, bait and switched, double booked, ghosted or serviced by disinterested Brazilian asking for extra pay. It's possible I got a vanilla massage just because I didn't ask directly for extras? I'm interested if anyone has had any experience here (and if so, what the rules of engagement are), and if they rotate staff.
