Kim, Oriental Health Massage - Tunbridge Wells

[zarbi42]

Link: External Link/Members Only

Location

Shop just at the edge of the main shopping area. There's a pub almost opposite, where customers sometimes stand outside, and can see those entering and exiting. Parking in the shoppers car park, or, if you are prepared for a short walk one of the roads on the common.

Premises

OK reception, but the room itself was dimly lit, small, shower, chair for clothes plus two hooks. Adequate only. CCTV screens.

The Massage

 Wandered in without appointment. I was greeted by a gorgeous young lady, who, sadly wasn't to be my masseuse. Paid £50 for an hour  Led into the room, and was introduced to Kim was to be my masseuse. Not as stunning, but still cute, quite petite, 30's, spoke passable English, and had a tattoo above the pubic area.

Overall good massage and after 35 mins the teasing started. At 40 mins, agreed BTB, and this was a proper raunchy session, and worth the £60 paid. Head massage followed and walked out on the hour. Note - no shower offered.

[Ivor Hunch]

the bloke who runs the offy next door tends to stand outside smoking.
put me off a few times from a walk-in

[English girl rosie]

To add on the man who works in the off licence next door - he says he chuckles with the staff and comments on the men who go into this place. Whether that bothers you or not is up to you - but I know men like to be discrete and that’s not so discrete a location.

[massageseeker1977]

To add on the man who works in the off licence next door - he says he chuckles with the staff and comments on the men who go into this place. Whether that bothers you or not is up to you - but I know men like to be discrete and that’s not so discrete a location.

Is this your way of saying you are offering a discreet service?

[English girl rosie]

Ha no ! I just know the man in the off licence and confirming what was said about people watching men going in and out. It just makes me laugh a bit when men worry if it’s discrete as it’s on a high street. But truly speaking no one actually cares they are interested in what they are doing. The off licence man said he watches men go past, circle round and come back and do this a few times then go in. Probably better just to own it and go straight in. I’m not competing with this place and I’m not commenting on the actual place purely the observation that the surrounding shops and people observing may put some people off. But it shouldn’t because ultimately everyone knows what it is and really don’t care what Fred is doing in there.

[English girl rosie]

Lastly, I’m not really sure what a “discrete service” actually is. A location can be discrete but a “discrete service?”

[Kimeen]

A discrete service would probably mean that you provide kissing and sex but not at the same time. If you did it from an anonymous location not overlooked then it could also be discreet. A discreet discrete service.

I’ll get my hat. 

[massageseeker1977]

Ha no ! I just know the man in the off licence and confirming what was said about people watching men going in and out. It just makes me laugh a bit when men worry if it’s discrete as it’s on a high street. But truly speaking no one actually cares they are interested in what they are doing. The off licence man said he watches men go past, circle round and come back and do this a few times then go in. Probably better just to own it and go straight in. I’m not competing with this place and I’m not commenting on the actual place purely the observation that the surrounding shops and people observing may put some people off. But it shouldn’t because ultimately everyone knows what it is and really don’t care what Fred is doing in there.

I have met you and also been there and both have their advantages tbh.

Personally, I don't care when I am in an area that isn't on my doorstep but can't speak for others

[English girl rosie]

Thank you I know you have met me. Of course both have their advantages you’re right. I was commenting only on the comment made about being put off about going in to the shop because of the man smoking outside next door. There are advantages and disadvantages to shops on the high street, hotels and private places and some men think shops are actually more anonymous than private residences especially iif they live in an area. That’s great that there’s something for everyone.