External Link/Members OnlyI was searching very recently one evening and was, unfortunately, being led by my pants and not my brain. It was a very slow night on the SP front and asainchinese popped up in the available category.
Meet took place in a terraced house in Chester.
I paid £100
(for FS) + £10 for DFK - I understand the advert itself doesn't list penetration as a 'liked' service but she did mention it in the text I got sent back + in the room I was led to there were an ample supply of condoms on the floor. For that reason, I've listed this under escorts & not massage. If a mod thinks this should be moved then please do
COMMS: The usual run of the mill... fire of a text get the scroll text back of address, cost, extras etc. As the previous punter reported, English isn't great and got the vibe off that from the texts alone. I did request she wear stockings for the booking and she replied "yes" but when she opened the door... bare legs to my horror
Instantly I thought comms would be an issue. In person, as stated previous, I had to talk into a translation app which made me feel like I was asking for the next fastest train to a checkpoint in Race Across The World. But, hey, ho
LOOKS: She is the person in the photos, at a push. They are airbrushed and she might pass for 27 but I would guess perhaps pushing early 30s but nothing to be disappointed with. Her tits are natural and actually quite a good pair and her body isn't something that would send you running.
ACTION: My main issue with the meet was it just very meh. Her English is basic at best so don't expect flowing conversation. Anything more than a simple one word answer and out comes the translation app. We started off with OWO but preceding that she sprayed what felt like hydrochloric acid over my working man and then proceeded to wipe it down AND then sprayed on what looked like shaving foam and then wiped that off aggressively too! I am still bemused now as to the point of this bizarre cleaning ritual but F-ME it made me super sensitive to the point of after 15 seconds round 1 was out for the count.
After which, she gives me a reasonable massage. Then I flip back over and goes to suck again... but the How Clean is Your Dick routine makes another appearance and yep... still stings like the first time. After which she sucks again until my second one is gone. Her BJ technique is weird, like sucking but suctioning at the same time; very strange and quite uncomfortable.
Although by this time I wasn't feeling it anyway, no mention of sex or any hint it was going to happen. No kissing of any note, no where near the DFK I paid the extra for.
Overall, very disappointing and a waste of £110 that I would much rather have put towards a £200 bill for one of my regulars... lesson learnt.
After my 2nd pop around 35 minutes after I walked in, meeting was over - got dressed and I was putting my shoes on at the bottom of the stairs there was a middle aged Chinese woman lying on the couch in the front room just looking through my soul. Just to round off the whole experience.
