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External Link/Members Only£110 (1 hr massage £50 + £60 for hell aka terrible/limited OWO, limited B2B just naked with no slides, and painful HJ, see below)
I booked one therapist for an hour and Susan for an hour, with a crossover of 15 minutes to experience 4 hands. I met the other therapist first and agreed £60 and was told to pay Susan the same. I paid both upfront to avoid disruption during the massage. Both were grateful and so far so good. I'm not mentioning the other therapist here (who is great and separate review to follow) as I don't think it's fair to associate her name with this review.
I had already seen Susan in the shop that day, and on previous visits, so relatively pleased with her looks wise but never had a massage with her.
On 45 minutes she came into the room. She stripped but as the other therapist worked on me, she just rubbed her hands over my chest like she was wiping a table with a cloth. No sensuality, no massage. She didn't bother to engage B2B properly and often stood to the side or behind limiting any scope for touching. She was also quite annoying vocally, with fake moans and annoying chat. When the other therapist left the room after her hour was up, I hoped things might improve. However her HJ technique was quite painful, even after I told her, and she didn't engage in decent OWO, often just flicking the tip near her lips. She continued with her fake moans and annoying talk telling me to cum. After 15 minutes (10 of which I'm already trying to work out an exit plan and whether my cock was still attached), I'd had enough. I told her the technique was painful, there was no sensuality and that she wasn't even taking my cock in her mouth for OWO which is what I had paid both therapists for to include. Not even a decent massage. I called her out and Susan became argumentative despite it being abundantly clear she was awful with poor attitude and not wanting to provide any service. During her stunt I'm laying there thinking she's just going through the motions as I'd already paid her at the start. I told her that was enough and to refund £20 of the shops massage price down to a 30 min massage appointment and call it a day. I didn't bother asking her for any refund of the £60 she was paid and for the avoidance of doubt she never volunteered any refund either!
As I got up to leave, she opened the door and started speaking to the other therapist. The other therapist came back up and despite me just wanting to get out of there, we agreed to finish the remaining 30 minutes (with Susan now having left the room) and the other therapist delivered an excellent 30 minutes with another sensual finish.
In case my conclusion isn't clear. I would never see Susan again. By far one of the worst experiences in a long time. Terrible attitude, terrible service and did I mention her chat and fake moans were annoying? I genuinely cannot think of anything positive about her. Funnily enough, I booked in recently with another therapist in a different shop and Susan came into the room just before the start asking if I wanted a 4 hands
That was amusing. I politely said not today. I think she realised who I was after she'd already opened her mouth. You couldn't even pay me to go through an experience with her again. I think that's my position clear
