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Author Topic: The 2014 UKP punting awards  (Read 9879 times)

Offline west8

No - it is an opinion.

An opinion would be that you should use less profanity in your posts.

A fact would be that you are too uncivilised to do so.

Offline Sedlmayer

An opinion would be that you should use less profanity in your posts.

A fact would be that you are too uncivilised to do so.

As my old Yiddisher mama used to say to me as she fed me chicken soup and matzos, "Moshe, my boy, in this life, if someone looks like a cunt, and talks like a cunt, then most probably he is a cunt...."

Offline west8

As my old Yiddisher mama used to say to me as she fed me chicken soup and matzos, "Moshe, my boy, in this life, if someone looks like a cunt, and talks like a cunt, then most probably he is a cunt...."

Don't try and blame your frustrated, angry and uncivilised internet persona on your mother.

We both know it goes deeper than that.

Offline Sedlmayer

Don't try and blame your frustrated, angry and uncivilised internet persona on your mother.

We both know it goes deeper than that.

You prat - do you really not see that I'm taking the piss out of you and your ridiculous assumption that I'm Jewish, and your gratuitous anti-Semitism :crazy:. You really are stupid... Blaming my Mother..... :D

Offline west8

You prat - do you really not see that I'm taking the piss out of you and your ridiculous assumption that I'm Jewish, and your gratuitous anti-Semitism :crazy:. You really are stupid... Blaming my Mother..... :D

Touche. Do you really not see that I don't care. Good luck with your anti-Semitic quest though.

That said, your mother was undoubtedly a formidable judge of character.  :drinks:

Offline Sedlmayer

Touche. Do you really not see that I don't care. Good luck with your anti-Semitic quest though.

That said, your mother was undoubtedly a formidable judge of character.  :drinks:

I see that you care very much, otherwise why attack me on the "Things punting has taught you" thread for no reason at all, with (wholly misplaced) gratuitous anti-Semitism.... snake on mate

Perhaps you two could take your schoolgirl bitching to PM as you seem to have reduced most threads into a pissing match recently IMHO!

 :hi:

Offline shagbambi

+1   Agree with you Bigus regarding the pissing contest.

Back on topic.  How about bestowing best escort, best duo and best MILF awards once you tally up?

Offline Sedlmayer

Perhaps you two could take your schoolgirl bitching to PM as you seem to have reduced most threads into a pissing match recently IMHO!

 :hi:

OK - fair comment, no more from me. He's not worth the fucking effort anyway. Apologies if I've bored you, but being subject to a completely gratuitous (albeit misjudged) racist slur did annoy me. Sorry guys.

Offline Quesadilla

OK - fair comment, no more from me. He's not worth the fucking effort anyway. Apologies if I've bored you, but being subject to a completely gratuitous (albeit misjudged) racist slur did annoy me. Sorry guys.
The easiest thing is just to put him in your ignore list - he can twat on as much as he likes, the less people actually listen and respond the quicker he'll get bored of being a twat and maybe try and focus on contributing something useful.  Unlikely but we live in hope.  :unknown:
Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

Offline iPad3

The easiest thing is just to put him in your ignore list - he can twat on as much as he likes, the less people actually listen and respond the quicker he'll get bored of being a twat and maybe try and focus on contributing something useful.  Unlikely but we live in hope.  :unknown:

Quite agree, I like to imagine him seething in front of his pc as nobody is biting, he clearly has too much time on his hands and is an attention seeker, with any luck he'll piss off completely when he finds chains to yank elsewhere!!!

Offline Clooney

Christ! I though we'd escaped from this fucking idiot's ramblings and need for self congratulations. I drop in on this thread in the hope of getting some useful information and it is an absolute mess.

This guy is a pain in the arse. Every thread he touches turns to shit.

It really is about time admin booted him permanently.

Offline scarebear

Wow! Anyway, back on topic and hopefully a little more light hearted i have the following awards:-

Best all round service and up for anything (GFE) - Adele4U,
Best Newcomer - Adele4U
(Cant wait for my mid xmas visit!)

Best Drop Dead Gorgeous Girl - Emilys Creme Brulee

Best Tits - Busty Bella

Best Pussy to dive into - Miss Selfish

Best Massage - Lola Bell (Shame shes retired, i think) 

However, with my punting experience quite limited, my hit list for next year will be including:-

DEE
Hazel Kitty
Maggie21
Michelle Independent
Platinum Cindy
SexyPorsha
and Sweet Maria London 

All of which i have been informed could be contenders for next years awards!

Offline tommy1970

My Top 5 this year -
1)Rachel and Sammy at HoD in Milton Keynes. Excellent full on 3some with everyone having a laugh. We actually broke the bed.
2)Mature Posh Totty on AW really sensual Anal and great DT
3)Gabi at Maxes
4)MissKDD
5)AnikasSecret of AW- great bottom fun
Banning reason: White-knight

Offline hendrix

+1   Agree with you Bigus regarding the pissing contest.

Back on topic.  How about bestowing best escort, best duo and best MILF awards once you tally up?

Best escort: ParisB.. Wait, what?! :D

Best duo: Gabriella from Maxes and MissKDD - only ever surpassed by Alex from Maxes and MissKDD but that was last year.

Best MILF: Rebecca More - perfect MILF body for me and completely filthy.

Offline Quesadilla

Best escort: ParisB.. Wait, what?! :D

Best duo: Gabriella from Maxes and MissKDD - only ever surpassed by Alex from Maxes and MissKDD but that was last year.

Best MILF: Rebecca More - perfect MILF body for me and completely filthy.

Hendrix, mate, please!! Will you STOP putting expensive ideas in my head!!!  :drinks:
Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

Best MILF: Rebecca More - perfect MILF body for me and completely filthy.

+1. She's hard to beat for pure filth

Hendrix, mate, please!! Will you STOP putting expensive ideas in my head!!!  :drinks:

Rebecca More is expensive but if you like a filthy bitch, she's great. Watch any of her porno's and that's exactly what you get. Me and a mate have plans for an mmf when she tours in the New Year - that will be one hell of a punt.

tcm

Offline Quesadilla

+1. She's hard to beat for pure filth

Rebecca More is expensive but if you like a filthy bitch, she's great. Watch any of her porno's and that's exactly what you get. Me and a mate have plans for an mmf when she tours in the New Year - that will be one hell of a punt.

tcm
Yeah, thanks TCM - I'm not gonna blame you for that one as a few people have already put that particular idea in my head!! 

Fortunately for my bank balance having seen a few of her porno's she's just not quite my type facially at least so I am happy to de-prioritise that one...for now anyway. :)   
Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

Offline fredpunter

Unless any pleasant surprises pop up (phnar phnar) I have now finished my punting this year. My final session was quite fittingly with one of my top three from AW for 2014, the lovely ameera. Rather boringly the other two are also lasses who have had several previous mentions, namely Dee and adele. If pushed for a top 5 the other two would be strippers it is pointless to mention on here.

My budget is 80 quid per week and i have finished the year having exceeded this by an average of 7.31 per week! Having carried forward a bit from last year though, I end the year only about 200 over my budget from inception. My downfall has been seeing Dee for the first time in January, and discovering adele and ameera in the last quarter of the year, and spending well over 1000 pounds in the last 6 weeks. I've apparently only seen 15 different girls this year, but have seen some of them several times. My figures are peanuts compared to some, I know, but with three glaring and obvious exceptions I'd say its been a decent but not brilliant year for me.

In the coming year I'm not sure whether to concentrate on the trinity of certainty (assuming they have time to see me!) Or to explore other options. I may  know better after seeing adele in early january.

Merry Christmas

Offline RedKettle

My Top  punts of 2014 in no particular order are:

1. Mara of Derby
2. Miss HollyGolightly
3. Vicki Diamondintheruff
4. Chelseahart
5. Louise Naturallyblonde
6. Jemma  MissNaughtygirl66

All great girls but it possibly says something that the only girl I'm interested in booking at the moment is Mara of Derby.

1 to 4 are my new year resolution - want to try them all, please Maya who I have also not seen.  I would have tried Vicki ages ago but was put off by the "chav" comments - but decided to get over that and give her a go.

Offline RedKettle

Yes, that’s correct. I have enough evidence that makes me believe that even if I were a judge in a hypothetical global beauty contest with participants all white women born between 1980 and 1996 (an estimated of 150 million females) that after examining each one by one I would still conclude that Mel belongs in *MY* top 150 most facially beautiful girls and I say this without the bias of knowing Mel or being fluffy with her or anything. She could be a skank, a murderer etc... I would still rate her looks the same way i am doing now - I don't let my feelings affecting my judgement about looks.


Are you going to shag all 150 million!!??  Respect!

Offline rafatheira

1. Sweet Maria
2. Sexy Porsha
3. Jennifer from Hamiltons.

Were the three that stood out from the rest for me. Still to review Jennifer, need to get to that and a few others over the holidays.

Been a pretty great year for punting. I think I only had 2 neutralish punts, all the others different ones in the positive category, and its mostly thanks to this site  :) . Cheers fellas and happy holidays :drinks: :drinks: .

theGOAT

Another year draws to a close so who was your best punt of 2014!

Here is my top 5!

1 Adele4u https://www.adultwork.com/1806181 or https://www.adultwork.com/Adele4u a consistent lovely GFE experience  :crazy:

2 Emily Jane https://www.adultwork.com/1286244 or https://www.adultwork.com/Emily%5FJane a naughty girl who's innocent looks are turned on on their head by her filthy way and love of anal loving. Come back to work soon EJ!

Just came across this thread.  Delighted to see Emily Jane mentioned by you BD and a few others.  She was defo my top punt of 2014.

I met her 1:1 and she was a cum swallowing anal schoolgirl holy grail experience. Cute giggley voice (for those that only met her at gang bang), and the only girl I've ever used a speculum on which was fab  :lol:

Only met once due to the distance between Bristol and Norfolk, but have often considered remaking the journey just for her. Would have seen her 30 times by now if she was local.

Hope you'll start a 2015 awards thread in due course  :lol:

Cheers!  :drinks: 
« Last Edit: October 26, 2015, 08:58:28 AM by taleyho »


104 review(s) found for Adele4u linked to in above post (101 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative)
9 review(s) found for Emily_Jane linked to in above post (9 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline cueball

As taleyho says, I too hope there is a 2015 ukp punting award thread, I'll have some contribution towards it

Offline anyfucker

As taleyho says, I too hope there is a 2015 ukp punting award thread, I'll have some contribution towards it
give yourself a diary note to start one after your last punt of 2015


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