External Link/Members Only1 hour massage £45 B2B £80 (total £125)
Preamble
This was a plan B, but one that worked out rather well in the end.
Thanks to Lovethai2 and Cambridgy for the intel.
Comms
Very good quick clear comms via SMS.
Location
It's in a good spot if you're travelling on the A43 or A45, though bear in mind that the Queen Eleanor Interchange is a right mess at the moment with all of the roadworks.
There's 2.5 hours free parking at the Adsa 3 minutes walk away. The entrance is discreet at the side of the building (you walk through an open gate to get to it). When I arrived there was a guy stood outside waiting to be let in. He looked absolutely appalled to see me. I smiled and nodded to break the tension, but he instead turned away and unsuccessfully attempted to become invisible. When the door opened he gave his name as Andrew and we walked in together. I was extremely tempted to grab his hand as we walked up to the reception desk and announce in a breathy voice that, "Andy and I would like a couples massage please". The poor chap still looked very much on edge though so I decided against it - I didn't fancy a black eye or a fat lip! Andy, if you're reading this, chill out mate! We were both there for the same thing and I hope you had a good time.
Inside, the place is very spacious and looks like the photos on the website. I was shown to a large comfortable massage room with a nice ensuite shower. My only gripe would be the towels which were thin and tiny, about the size of two face flannels sewn together.
Layla
Layla is a pleasant, smiley, sturdy Thai woman in her 50s. Not particularly chatty but happy to make conversation in decent English. She had a naughty sparkle in her eye as she led me into the room.
Massage
The massage was very pleasant and relaxing. A medium-firm oil-job interspersed with Thai limb manipulations and stretches. I was covered throughout, with the towel being moved to expose the bit of me being worked on. At no point were there any inappropriate swipes or "accidental" touches. I was a bit surprised at the turnover when Layla matter-of-factly asked if I wanted any extras.
Extras
Layla stripped off and climbed on for the B2B. She's a sturdy woman, but wonderfully upholstered with a terrific pair of big wobbly natural chebs. She enthusiastically slid and ground herself onto me and I must say that it felt absolutely fantastic. I responded with lots of tit and arse groping, but it was clear that anywhere else was sadly out of bounds.
After a while, Layla knelt between my legs and performed a magnificent two-handed HE, with lots of simultaneous cock and ball action. The sight of those wonderful titties bouncing about was too much for me. Just as I was about to cum we made eye contact, and she shot me a cheeky grin. I came really hard and was flapping about on the bed like an electrocuted kipper. I'm not sure, but I wouldn't be surprised if that wasn't the first time that she'd done that. She may have even done it more than once. With a bit of practice those hands could be absolutely deadly!
Conclusion
Yet again the old adage, "service beats looks" has been proved true. I know that the point of this game is to score with girls half your age and completely out of your league, but I found this session with a very normal looking provider of about my own age very refreshing. It just felt very relaxed and was loads of fun.
