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External Link/Members OnlyI read all her glowing reviews — not a single red flag in sight. Thought she was the one. Turns out, I couldn't have been more wrong.
Booking:
I tried calling and messaging her, but apparently she doesn't check her texts regularly. Eventually, she got back to me, suggesting we move to WhatsApp. So, I set up a whole new account just to make it happen. Honestly, once we switched platforms, everything fell into place. The meeting was scheduled easily for the afternoon. It was all way simpler than I expected, but the process left me wondering... why the delays in the first place?
Location:
Basement flat, about 5 mins walk from Baker street station.
Fees:
£100 for half an hour
Appearance:
She looked exactly like her profile pic — that classic Brazilian vibe. Her body was just as advertised, curves in all the right places. I could feel it, touch it… but honestly, it didn’t feel real. Too stiff, too fake. Nothing like what I imagined.
Services:
I think she follows the same script for every client — offering juice, water, or wine, then moving on to a light DFK.She led me to her bed and undress me, Her OWO was good and get me hard right away and I make her come by sucking on her clits.
But things started to go downhill after that. She didn’t seem all that enthusiastic, or maybe she just wasn’t into me. I’m not exactly young anymore, nor am I in the best shape for my age, and I couldn’t shake the feeling that it was affecting the vibe. I lost my wood and she evetually make me come by hand.
Things got worse after my shower. She got angry because I took too long, and when I was getting dressed, she told me to get out, dropped an ‘FU,’ and said not to come back. I was stunned by her language. I tried to apologize, but it didn’t make any difference. At that point, I realized there was no point in saying anything — no use arguing with someone who's clearly lost it
Verdict:
She looked just like her photos — sexy, no doubt. But when it came to touch, it was a different story. Too hard, nothing felt natural. And then, there was that Brazilian temper. She could be downright rude, and it really didn’t help the vibe.