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Bored out my brains and fancied a bit of Latino.
So, I texted her, quick reply, efficient like Amazon Prime but with less customer satisfaction. Arranged a 30-minute “experience” for £80.
Location: FY1, Blackpool. Just off Park Road. Let’s just say the flats looked like the set of a budget crime drama.
Got the building number once I was on her street. Door opens… and wow. Her pics must have been from the Jurassic period because she was definitely not 20. Think mid-30s, casual clothes, about as seductive as someone nipping to Tesco Express for a meal deal. Looks wise just okay.
Was going to walk but little BOB was impatient, so I went ahead. Certainly not Latino - fucking liar! Eastern European, been in Blackpool a while (poor soul). Handed over the cash.
The “service”?….Imagine going to the dentist, clinical, dull, no kissing, and a covered BJ that felt like I was being mugged by a latex glove.
Then came the main event. She got on top, shit no effort skills. I flipped to doggy, and honestly - both of us looked like we’d rather be at home watching Bargain Hunt. No spark, no effort, just two bored strangers doing cardio.
I finished on her pathetic looking tits out of sheer determination, left, and vowed never again.
Verdict: Avoid. She’s polite but friendly but the service was trash.
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