External Link/Members Only1 hour massage £50 + £50 B2B inc. RO (£100 total)
Comms
Excellent clear, quick comms, all via WA.
Location
I think that I first visited Bua 10 years ago before I joined UKP and was randomly picking massage ads out of Gumtree. My only memory of the occasion was the shithole tower block that she used to live in by the hospital, replete with menacing gangs of teenage hoodies. Suffice to say I was so intimidated by the place that I never returned. I'm happy to report then that her new gaff is perfect - clean, safe and discreet with plenty of easy parking. In fact, if I ever needed a pied-a-terre off the Uppingham Road, I'd happily live there. The downside of a nice area of course is the danger of curtain-twitchers, but I didn't see a soul whilst I was there. Inside, the flat is clean and tidy, with a nice shower over the bath. The massage is performed on a firm double bed covered with a paper sheet.
Bua
Bua is lovely. Her WhatsApp profile pic looks like it's recent and unfiltered. She has a natural look without much makeup, very girl-next-door, or rather girl-next-door-if-you-lived-in-Bangkok. She's very calm and stoic, unlike some of the Thai drama queens that I've met recently. Her English is very good and her bants are on point. She's tiny, but perfectly proportioned. When her clothes finally came off I was very impressed. Lovely natural titties, just big enough for a tit-wank!
Massage
Bua is very much a trained massage practitioner who happens to do a sideline in excellent extras, rather than the other way around. For a small woman she's amazingly strong and she literally beat the shit out of me. I was put in mind of the masseuse in Duran Duran's Girls on Film video. It was perhaps the most painful massage that I've ever had - she had me yelping like a labrador with its tail under the rocking chair on more than one occasion. Bouts of pain were punctuated by wonderful sensual explorations of my ballsack and perineum. I was getting quite hard, but it's difficult to maintain a stalk-on when you're undergoing some substantial and rather painful spinal maintenance. On the flip, the massage continued without any further genital interference, (my poor old cock had shrivelled up inside me as a natural defence mechanism) and it was me who brought up the issue of extras. Whilst gruelling at the time, this was also one of the most effective massages that I've ever had too. The morning after when I got out of bed was the most pain-free that I've been for ages, and I felt terrific.
Extras
As well as hard massages, Bua does a very impressive line in sensual B2B. We spent a long time in a 68, where I was supplying the only oral, which I enjoyed immensely. The finale came courtesy of an expertly delivered oily HJ.
Conclusion
Proper massage, great B2B, safe location, good bants, What's there not to like?
