STRONG NEGATIVE
Not Sensual, Not Relaxing
After reading postive review after positive Review for Anna I decided to pay her a visit myself.
Location was a row of shops in Great Barr. Parking was easy right outside, not the most discreet though. Waited outside about 10 seconds after ringing the doorbell.
I was let in by a really old Asian lady in a short dress. She asked how long? I said 1 hour she said okay sit down on the couch. I was sat alone for about 10mins till a door opened and a fella jumped out followed by Anna.
Anna is Tall, and its definately the same Anna i've read about from Ocean Blu as the 'botox face' comments did it justice. She has had a lot of work on her face which makes her look around 40ish however im guessing she's closer to 55. I could also see her large rack behind her dress.
5mins later she called me in. I paid her £45 for the hour and she asked me to strip.
I stripped and laid face down on the bed with a facehole. Anna then returned and began to pour oil on my body and begin the so called 'massage'. The meet took place at 9:30pm, i asked if i was her last customer? She replied sorry? I said am i your last customer? She said harder? At this point i realised she speaks Zero English so i have no idea how the last reviewer had a full on convo with her whilst being tossed off. I said to her No no dont worry.
Her massage was soo rough and hard. This wasnt deep tissue this was deep bone. Im adamant i will have bruises tomorrow. I said to her can you go a little bit soft? She said okay. Im sure she thinks Soft means Hard as it didnt get any softer and infact i think it went harder. It was very painful unlike any massage i have ever experienced.
The massage felt like it was going on forever and there were very few CC swipes. Also zero conversation was made, i gave up all attempts at starting anything.
Around the 40minute mark she asked me to turn over and asked if i wanted Body to body and happy ending? I asked how much? She replied £40. Sure! I said thinking it cant get worse from here.
She strips off revealing a body of a 50-60year old, not fat but a lot of really loose skin around the stomach area and plenty of rolls. She did have big boobs to be fair but nothing i would go crazy over they were just normal. She climbed on top and offered them to me to suck for about 30seconds. She then gave me a very hard and fast tit wank really trying to make me cum quickly. I did my best to hold out. I then pointed at her pussy asking if i could touch? She translated this to get on top 🙄 so she squatted on me and bounced on my groin area whilst i held her tits. Eventually i could feel myself about to cum and she realised too and began rubbing the head of my penis with her thumb and index finger. I wasnt even sure i came thats how terrible it was but she wiped me up so i must have and the sap went down.
I then practiced some of my mandarin with her with a few words to try and lighten her up a bit, so i started showing off my numbers in mandarin. She replied no no massage no finish yet. She thought i was asking how long left 🙄 she then massaged my face and neck again really hard and my scalp which was really painful, felt like she was ripping my hair out. Im sure i will have chinese burns tomorrow, no pun intended.
She then wipes the oil off with toilet roll, helps me dress and i leave out the back door which leads to an alley.
Once outside i hear someone say hello. I turn around and see a hooded dude in the dark alley, too dark to see any facial features. I just ignored and carried on walking to my car.
Overall the worst massage i have ever had, i wouldnt even call it a massage, she beat me up for 40mins.
How anyone in their right minds have rated her sooo positively as if she was sent from the heavens is beyond me.
There was nothing sensual about this, she tries to get you to cum as quick as possible and the massage is the complete opposite of relaxing.
If there's one piece of advice i can give you, it's avoid like the plague!
