External Link/Members Only 1 hr £ 130 /hr
In call in Burton On Trent
Saw the reviews on here, but thought would give it go as wanted a release.
Coms - very good, phoned and got straight through, sounded nice enough on the phone, agreed time and she sent location. Asked about parking but she was very vague, later found out she had only just arrived in BOT as touring and didn't know area. Fortunately free parking available by the cinema.
When driving over, got a txt saying can she push it back 10mins - not a problem as traffic was heavy
Arrived at location, a block of flats just along from McDonalds on the main street.
Apartment was clean and fit for purpose
Walked in she looked ok, and with her clothes on looked like the lass the photos
Money out the way, stripped of and lay on bed.
She apologised for 10min push back as said she had washed her hair and was drying it.
Laying on the bed she takes her robe off and it says size 14, she is a bit more than that, very saggy hollowed out tits, and a big flabby belly, thick chunky thighs and big arse - she did say she did have a big arse to be fair in her description.
As soon on the bed, wipes my togger with a baby wipe and put a condom on my limp cock and starts giving oral. Felt ok, but there was no connection, it was all too mechanical.
After a bit she says you want sex - felt like saying no here to fix the boiler - of course...
She lays on her back and applies a hand full of lube, in missionary position, its like fucking a bucket with all that lube. Not doing it for me.
Go to kiss her, she says that £40 extra, say no thanks not worth that.
After a bit says doggy, now her big arse does look good and feels good, but again lube and slips in .
After pounding away for a bit, pull out and suggest I give her oral, This was about the only part she actually came animated, and put any enthusiasm into it, she came a couple of times, after the second said for me to stop as she had had enough
At this time I was soft so lay on my back and let he wank me off with application of baby oil. Her phone goes, she answers it and then apologies as says she has to let her flat mate in, so leaves room. Comes back a few secs later, bu now nothing was going to happen, there was nothing between us, no spark, nothing that made turned on on. As said before very mechanical and as if like to a script.
Said that its no good, not going to cum, got up and dressed. She asked whats wrong, was it her. Just said thanks and left, had been in there about a 40mins
If she put a bit of effort into it, less lube, and was a bit more factual on her dress size could have been a different outcome. I dont mind a large lady, but its a pity you can't have these lasses on the trade descriptions act
Left very underwhelmed, and to make matters worse Birds the bakery had just closed so couldn't even have a consolatory cake
Next time, if he reviews are neutral and negative - take the advise of others.
Hopefully this will stop anyone else falling into the same error of judgement I made
