Author Topic: AlexsadraBodyMassage, Stanmore. Also known as Aleksandra & Alexsandra.  (Read 3933 times)

Offline Sparta Prada

She’s had a lot of positive reviews so I have been waiting for a reason to venture to that part of north west London and see Alexsadra. A couple of previous attempts to make contact with Alexsadra were unanswered but she did text back later on to say she was unavailable on those particular days.

An opportunity arose recently so I made a morning call which again went unanswered, so I sent a text asking whether she was available, she replied by text and we sorted out an appointment for later the same day.

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Looks 5/10 - I have to agree with the previous review by crunchy_guy, Alexsadra is pretty out of shape. I’d say she’s a size 12-14, and probably nearer size 14 IMO. Nevertheless she isn’t gross, she has a nice smile, long dirty blonde hair and pretty face. But when I saw Alexsadra in the nude I didn’t find her attractive.

Service 8/10 - after getting my kit off I mounted the massage table face down. While I wasn’t attracted to Aleksadra I still had hope that she would deliver the service others have described. The massage could be described as oily, soft and sensual, all very enjoyable. And what made the session enjoyable was the chat we had where Alexsadra was happy to tell me about her life, about the local area, and was happy to answer any questions I had. With the knowledge from the previous reviews I was happy for her to take the lead. Sure enough Alexsadra mounted the table at some point and rubbed her oiled body all over my back, very nice it was.

After a few minutes Alexsadra asked for me to turn over. She starts kissing my body, moving upwards til we are face-to-face and she gently kisses me on the lips. We engage in some sensual kissing before we open our mouths for something close to full-on snogging while caressing my erect cock. She breaks away from kissing me to begin licking my shaft. Quite impressively Alexsadra is using her tongue all around my cock and balls without me saying a word, and I am loving her work! She comes back up for more kisses, and I ask if I can lick her, after a couple of seconds she replies in the affirmative. We swap places, and with me to the side of the table and her legs hanging over the side, I lap away at her hole. She’s getting wet fairly quickly and she’s holding my head down there so much, at one point I am struggling to breathe between her thighs! After a few minutes of this I tell her to finish me off. I get back on the table, she’s noshing me off and I cum heavily into her willing mouth.

Parking 5/5 - the residential road has no parking restrictions so nice and easy to find a spot.

Premises 2/5 - it’s clearly where Alexsadra lives. You go up the stairs to a bedroom which is in a bit of a state as other reviews have mentioned. There’s beautician’s equipment dotted around the room with the massage table in the middle. My biggest issue is the room was clearly in need of a massive clean. The carpet looked like it hadn’t been vacuumed - or at least vacuumed very well - for a long time.

Value for money 8/10 - I was there for an hour and the service was great, paying £80 for the pleasure (including DFK, OWO and CIM) which is clearly great value for money. But I have knocked off a couple of points because of the state of the room. I felt quite icky while dressing and undressing when I could see how dirty the room was, and couldn’t wait to get out of the house at the end.

Total 28/40 - overall a positive with a couple of caveats, the untidy room she operates from being my biggest issue, and I do not have OCD! I won’t be returning but happy to give Alexsadra a thumbs up for the great service.

Offline tantraman

Cheers for the reminder, SP :hi: ...

... the service was great, paying £80 for the pleasure (including DFK, OWO and CIM) which is clearly great value for money ...

... it good to know that she's still delivering such wonderful VFM for which I forgive her less-than-ideal logistics, looks and location :music:

Offline LLPunting

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Thanks for update  :drinks:

Didn't see her that long ago and she was no more than a size 12, a little slack belied as a mum with a c-section, but if anything I thought she was carrying less than say a year back.

Comms are a mare as she's clearly got a lot of regs (and new business) and seems to work between the school run.

Word of caution for the squeamish and preferred of oral hygiene she could do with mouthwash before each client, don't think it was food I got a whiff of when kissing, which I quickly refrained from.

Offline crunchy_guy

Looks 5/10 - I have to agree with the previous review by crunchy_guy, Alexsadra is pretty out of shape. I’d say she’s a size 12-14, and probably nearer size 14 IMO. Nevertheless she isn’t gross, she has a nice smile, long dirty blonde hair and pretty face. But when I saw Alexsadra in the nude I didn’t find her attractive.

I actually went to see her again, something about 80 notes pulled me back in when I wasn't in the mood to search for someone new. I really don't get the hype, second visit would be a neutral at best.

Offline tantraman

... I really don't get the hype ...

... I think you do get the hype, CG, as you mention it in the same sentence ...

... something about 80 notes pulled me back in ...

:rolleyes:

Offline Robert2280

Agree with LL. I saw her few times since my review last one was last week , and I think she lost some weight.  Plus our meetings are better and better.  I agree is not a top model but she isn't bad either. 

Offline Bangman

Im a regular, I see her approx every 6-8 weeks. Im baffled why Sparta has said size 14. No way. She's defenitly a 10 with a little bit of belly. Thanks LLpunting for clarifying. For a second I thought, im i blind.

And Tantraman has beat me to it 😅. If Crunchy_guy didnt enjoy the experience and complained in his review, then why go again. He quouted me on 3 or 4 reviews As the reason for his visit, so im glad i inspired him.  I told him in his review, I think his unreliable.

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Offline Sparta Prada

Im a regular, I see her approx every 6-8 weeks. Im baffled why Sparta has said size 14. No way. She's defenitly a 10 with a little bit of belly. Thanks LLpunting for clarifying. For a second I thought, im i blind.

And Tantraman has beat me to it 😅. If Crunchy_guy didnt enjoy the experience and complained in his review, then why go again. He quouted me on 3 or 4 reviews As the reason for his visit, so im glad i inspired him.  I told him in his review, I think his unreliable.

Sparta, another punter who's reviews I wont trust
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By all means don’t trust any of my reviews, we all have that right.

But as someone who has been on here a lot longer than you, let me give you one piece of sage advice: don’t be a white knight which you are coming across on different reviews for Alexsadra.

Offline Bangman

Disagreeing on someone based on size and opinion, is not white knighting. Hence other OPs comments calling you and crunchy_guy out.
Im well aware she sometimes finishes 10min early, which i dislike. Well aware she has a belly, well aware about her poor communications..ive got no issues with hearing her mouth/breath had a whiff of food or any other negative feedback.. I agree, its true. I dont agree when a girl is labelled bigger then she is, and im glad the other OP who also recently saw her, agrees.

My sage advice is to learn to accept feedback.
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Offline Sparta Prada

Disagreeing on someone based on size and opinion, is not white knighting. Hence other OPs comments calling you and crunchy_guy out.
Im well aware she sometimes finishes 10min early, which i dislike. Well aware she has a belly, well aware about her poor communications..ive got no issues with hearing her mouth/breath had a whiff of food or any other negative feedback.. I agree, its true. I dont agree when a girl is labelled bigger then she is, and im glad the other OP who also recently saw her, agrees.

My sage advice is to learn to accept feedback.

I don’t want to blind you with facts but men and women’s body shapes and clothing sizes do fluctuate, we don’t all stay the same. You was not there when I saw her, maybe she had over indulged that week when I saw her and was a size 12-14 when we met?

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I don’t want to blind you with facts but men and women’s body shapes and clothing sizes do fluctuate, we don’t all stay the same. You was not there when I saw her, maybe she had over indulged that week when I saw her and was a size 12-14 when we met?

When did you see her?

Within the last 3 months?   If yes then your size estimation is way off.  Even if the last 5 months you'd be off, her hips aren't particularly wide so the only way she'd be as big as you say is through belly (her ass don't carry any weight, it's too slack to be shaped by excessive squats) and even Wegovy don't work that fast, nor would she be working so soon or at least havehealed scarring after lypo and tummy tuck to lose that kinda volume.

Maybe she suffers from excessive dietal bloating, water retention and food allergy but for the kind of distention you're suggesting she'd be unwell and a flatulent liability.

Offline riker

When did you see her?

Within the last 3 months?   If yes then your size estimation is way off.  Even if the last 5 months you'd be off, her hips aren't particularly wide so the only way she'd be as big as you say is through belly (her ass don't carry any weight, it's too slack to be shaped by excessive squats) and even Wegovy don't work that fast, nor would she be working so soon or at least havehealed scarring after lypo and tummy tuck to lose that kinda volume.

Maybe she suffers from excessive dietal bloating, water retention and food allergy but for the kind of distention you're suggesting she'd be unwell and a flatulent liability.

This comment has caused unbearable imagery such that I'm put off from ever seeing her  :lol:
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