Paris
1)Went into a strip club in Pigalle a few doors down from Moulin Rouge.  It looked glossy and bright from outside. It was a quiet night, so the doorman said it was €10 instead of €20.  A beer included.  Thought: why not. 
It was the worst club I have ever been in.  Dirty booths. Very dingy overall.  Two ugly girls with huge boobs pulled down their tops to show me.  I’m thinking (1) No stage show; doorman lied. (2) I wouldn’t fuck them even with your dick.  Then the maid hands them each a drink.  I’m thinking (3) ‘no no. I’m in a 1990s London clip joint!’ I say ‘no no.  I’m leaving now’.  Escaped.

Barcelona
2) Went to the licensed brothel ‘La Vie en Rose’: Carrer del Rector Ubach 46. Told them via WhatsApp that I was arriving.  Coms were prompt and clear.
The place was clean and well kitted out.  Several waiting rooms so punters don’t see each other.   8 girls or so came into a small lounge, one by one to introduce themselves.  All were OK in fact – though none spoke English.  I choose Gretl from Brazil (Sound of Music name….).  Off we went to the room.  Quite nice room with ensuite.  Packet of clean linen, towels and gels ready for us.  We had a shower and washed each other.  Then had some wine and played on the bed for an hour.  OW, no RO, good fucking.  Good fun!  €180 hour.

3) Next day, went strip club at bottom of La Rambla, Dollhouse.  €28 to get in.  There were 3 girls who only danced on stage – best looking 3 in the club.  There were about 16 more who swarmed me when I went in.  Pleasant half an hour with me as I drank my two included beers.  They mostly spoke good English.  Went for private time (€50) with one.  She lap danced, I played with and rubbed her boobs and nipples and she played with my cock.  Better than most UK stripclubs, but still playing in a bar.  She would have sex with me upstairs for €200.  I didn’t try. Next time maybe.

4) Bagdad
This was the best part of the trip – partly the mood I was in.  This is a live show, €90 admission.  Like a strip club but with 40 or 50 or seats around a revolving stage.  There were about 15 guys there and 4 or 5 girls on the punter side.  There were 4 shows an hour.  Each was 3 songs so about 10 min or so with a break between shows.  The first 3 were girls – elegantly stripping fully.  Mostly in pairs.  During the second and third songs they would select guys from the audience to join them and they would give them a cover BJ.  Very amusing.  The 4th show was 2 porn stars fucking.  First on stage, then up close to the audience.  The guy was a muscled, tattooed porn star from central casting.  His partner was a 10 – natural, slim, hot.

I was lured by one of the performers for 10 mins into the back for €100.  Groping both ways and a covered BJ.  She said it was €1000 to fuck her upstairs.  I almost considered it as she was off the scale hot (to my drunk brain), but I declined.

The high point was after that.  The stage girls lured the only female audience member to join them.  I gave her boyfriend a thumbs up.  Hot girl.  They stripped her naked and she showed us her tits and pussy.  Fake lesbian play. Fun and games.

5) Club Roma (a Haima club)
Not willing to pay €1000, I got a 3AM uber to Roma.  Bar with 6 girls.  Choose one, got a beer and off we went.   Shower, BJ, then sex in several positions.  Not a porn star beauty, but good fun so saved almost €900 for next time.  I love Haima clubs.  There are five of them, open 24/7.

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Cheers for the review, heading there in a few weeks.

1) Were the girls really pushy in Dollhouse? Sounds worth a try but I'd hope to just be able to chill for a bit, sip my drinks and have a bit of a chat with 1 private dance but some of the google reviews say they absolutely hound you. Also one bloke claims to have gotten his drink spiked by bar staff, robbed and pushed out onto the street! Maybe more to the story there though...

They were on the 'swarm you' side of neutral - a bit pushy.  But better than being ignored.  I am strong enough these days - just sent all but one away.  And took my time before I paid her for time behind the curtain. I would choose another stripclub for my next visit, unless I am on La Rambla - the location is just too easy!

2) Bagdad sounds fun, how long did you stay and how much are drinks? Not looking to pay for any services at those places but I fancy enjoying the shows, maybe even get one of those free BJs!

I was there a good 2 hours.  Really fun.  Drinks were normal enough - didn't notice the cost so nothing insane.  It is the private time there that is crazy expensive.  If you are there a full hour, you will be on the stage with everyone watching you get a covered BJ.

3) How much are Haima clubs? From what I've read it is €10 for your drink, €30 for the girl's drink and now €70 for half an hour, is that right or is there a room fee too? What was the quality of girls like?

There was no room fee.  I don't recall the drinks being that much. The girls were short curvy South American girls - not Spanish. If you like that type they were 7s.  If you don't they were 4s.  But they know how to fuck whatever number you give them.