Price - 40 for 40m massage and 70 for OWO (FS offered but I denied)
Name - Hannah works only Mondays
Location - South woodford
I couldn't find a link to the place but a simple google search of Woodford health should find you the place. It's located in Ashford Rd.
Parking available via Ring Go just on a side road for 30p for 1 hour.
I've reviewed this place before but this time i'll provide the name of the women who gave me the massage and full details.
This has recently been my go to place. A simple HJ and a mediocre massage just doesn't really do it for me anymore in these typical massage parlours. I don't really feel comfortable with visiting the full blown escorts that you go to in private flats either.. maybe it's just the anxiety that comes with it for me. I always felt more safe going to a massage parlour although bumping into people is really awkward (rarely has ever happened to me).
Anyway, I texted as I normally do to find out who is working. I've been a few times now and tried out the different women. They're all pretty old around 40s and nothing spectacular in terms of looks. I like the place because it's like a good 20minute drive from me, relatively quiet area and it's just a simple in and out service for me without worries of who is neaby or catches me. Back to the action, I was offered Hannah who is your typical middle aged Chinese women. Not super ugly but not good looking either. However, she provides a service where she is definitely looking to please.
She started off with a simple massage - pressure here and there looking for knots with the same movements blah blah blah. She then on the flip asked if I wanted extra, I said I wanted OWO in which she responded 70. I didn't argue and just went with it and I have to say - this is one of the BEST BJ I had ever received. The technique was crazy and she clearly knew what she was doing. From licking the shaft slowly to licking the balls and sucking them. My word it was somethign else. She would deep throat fast and then slow down when she knew you were gonna finish and then moving back down it was absolutely unbelievable. This is the one time where I shut my eyes only opening them to appreciate her work or slow down.. Honestly it was phenomenal and to this day ( it's been a week since visited) I still think about it. The technique was definitely porn star level she even the the full suck and letting go where it makes that popping noise multiple times. As well as the eye contact and noises that follow with it. She also kisses around the whole body everywhere and DFK is available also which I wasn't interested in.
The technique was so good that it completely makes you forget about how she looks. My only regret was not asking for her number and finding out where she lives. If I could earn that relationship her of just calling her whenever I wanted a quick BJ to avoid the establishment fee I'd do that and see her every week.
But 100% recommend to anyone who lives nearby to see her specifically.
Quick disclaimer - just on the right of the shop you'll see a single bay where you can leave your car. There's always a car there from a customer I'm assuming but just opposite are flats and I think another establishment which I don't know what it is. On weekdays they're always out and about taking things in and out which is pretty awkward because they obviously know what you're going in for. If you don't give a damn then you're good but I literally just walk around until I see an opportunity to sneak in. Weekends it is a lot quieter but you won't find Hannah then. You can choose to go in through the front of back and can text the old lady that deals with it all to be ready when you're going in.
I wrote this review specifically for @sparkus who sorry I didn't see your reply till too late on my last review on this place. I didn't want to respond back because of the 90 day since post alert I got when planning to do so. But really appreciate all your help in this forum.
Looks: 4 to 6 / 10. Depends who's asking to be honest.
Massage: 5/10
OWO: 1000000000/10. I haven't been around as much as some others who might know a lot more service providers that can do better but for a typical asian masseuse in a massage parlour this was amazing.
Again, if anyone can provide recommendations of a youngish masseuse around the East london area that is good looking as well gives a good extra service I'd much appreciate it. Preferably around the Barking/Newham/Towerhamlets area and away from Central.
Let me know if you have any questions or if i'm missing anything
