Hardsports

[Colston36]

I'm  sure Colston would know or has partaken if my memory serves me right

Not interested in delivering, though I once had lady friend who liked being pissed on so I obliged to be helpful.

[JontyR]

Not interested in delivering, though I once had lady friend who liked being pissed on so I obliged to be helpful.

I would not expect anything less of you, sir. A gent as always.

In terms of the OP though, I reckon unless there is a specialist provider you stand a better chance with an outcall. For want of a better phrase I am sometimes concerned about the "consistency of my output", in every sense of the words.

[RandomGuy99]

Not interested in delivering, though I once had lady friend who liked being pissed on so I obliged to be helpful.

What a helpful chap

[Ivor Hunch]

Perhaps he found what he was looking for and has left now completely shatisfied.

I heard he took to the bottle and got shitfaced that way

[mancsguy1975]

My perception (as I have never sought this activity) is that finding an SP who will engage in hardsports is likely to be difficult though not impossible. Finding one who will 'receive' even more so.

The other consideration is a practical one. Providing watersports, for either party, simply means increasing water intake to ensure a full bladder. Emptying your bowels to order is not that straightforward. If you are happy with the "here is one I made earlier" Blue Peter version then that is easier. This also assumes you are happy to transport it with you in your car (or the train/bus).

However if part of the fetish is that you need to do it 'live' during a specified one hour window, then that presents a significant challenge.

Nothing a few kilos of prunes and/or chicken tikka phall can help unblock 

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Can't find any reviews on Exophilia? Be interessting esp in Watford high street!..

[NotATrumpFan]

That's pretty funny. Her profile states she "doesn't like to be spat on", so I find it unlikely she enjoys being shat on.

I think that's a fairly recent development.  Hayley was an incredibly kinky bitch in her early days. A lot of it was on her profile before the laws changed about extreme porn and AW cracked down. There are still videos of her elsewhere online shitting in customers mouths, and on their dick/chest and smearing it around.  Gagging on cock and vomiting, and then still blowing the guy covered in vomit.  Shitting / pissing in her shower, kitchen, and living room (different videos) and playing with it a bit for the camera.  Also playing with her bloody tampons too.  I'm sure she's done other extreme stuff too.

But the one thing I've never seen, is her being shat ON.  As most people in this thread have suggested, you have to be a bit special in the head to enjoy that.  But I'm sure someone has their price.

[Miller Roy]

There’s was a lady who went by the name Mona Red in Norbury who used to advertise this service (receiving). Gave her a wide berth for this reason despite her good looks.

[Colston36]

No I dont mean on AW some girls thats start at the agencies can't be bothered to list the services they do and just state they do all services...and i think...does that mean you would let someone shit in your mouth? I don't know if they allow that anymore. But I have seen it in the past.

I'd be amazed if they did. Though I'm more of a recipient. To adapt the religious service, "It is better to receive than to give".

[Colston36]

You overestimate me, most admirable Wolf. I have never wanted to deliver, nor heard of anyone who does, though I'm sure  many in the gay community do.

I'm only quoting myself because I suddenly remember I had some very happy times with a lady who liked me to piss on her. She was extraordinary in one other respect. She was molested by her father and enjoyed it. She was also a very successful business women, now retired.

[Colston36]

Yeah apparently healthy urine contains low levels of bacteria. Its a myth that it's sterile.

Some people drink their own piss. They think it's beneficial to health..im sure there was a BBC documentary basically telling people not to drink their piss. Actually im sure remember one of my friends showing me a Facebook group that was for people to discuss drinking their urine. They just joined for the entertainment.

Mahatma Gandhi used to drink his own pee.

[cambsguy]

Well, have found someone to indulge in this - been quite fascinated, I think its the taboo act of actually going to the toilet. So planning on a meeting where she squats over my face and does it.

[scutty brown]

Can't find any reviews on Exophilia? Be interessting esp in Watford high street!..

I thought that was an episode of Dr Who featuring the Exophilians

[scutty brown]

Mahatma Gandhi used to drink his own pee.

But he believed the crap he spoke as well...

[runner in the woods]

I had a BF in my late teens/early 20s who spent some considerable time trying to persuade me to squat on a glass table and take a shit while he laid under it watching and wanking 

A friend of mine once told me a escapade he had as a young chap, getting a girl friend to poop on a glass topped table whilst he lay under it, I wonder if he was the guy you mentioned. Would be in the early 1980s.

[MissWolf]

A friend of mine once told me a escapade he had as a young chap, getting a girl friend to poop on a glass topped table whilst he lay under it, I wonder if he was the guy you mentioned. Would be in the early 1980s.

Mid to late 80s im sure there are a few with this kink lol

But then again he was working away a lot and never faithful so its always a possibility