Hardsports

[LauraHoD]

No I dont mean on AW some girls thats start at the agencies can't be bothered to list the services they do and just state they do all services...and i think...does that mean you would let someone shit in your mouth? I don't know if they allow that anymore. But I have seen it in the past.

[puntingking]

I was gonna say I know an SP in one parlour that gives hardsports. But receiving?? Good luck with that. Maybe looking for SP offering submissive services. But even then its probably quite unlikely.

This is why I think its funny when SP say they offer All services? Really? Cos im thinking they probably wouldn't be allowing this!!

So I take it, you don't do this. 

[puntingking]

And yet they allow w/s to be openly advertised - how does that work?

it baffles me. 

[mr.bluesky]

I think they mean 'all services on their list' rather than every form of sexual gratification there is!

Exactly,  it would be a bloody long list otherwise 

[LauraHoD]

So I take it, you don't do this. 

Err no surprisingly not!!
Watersports whilst obviously not to everyone's taste is not unsanitary because piss is sterile. Obviously shit is full of bacteria so very unsafe especially if it going in the mouth. Even if you overlook how gross it would taste the chance of getting sick would be very high.

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Err no surprisingly not!!
Watersports whilst obviously not to everyone's taste is not unsanitary because piss is sterile. Obviously shit is full of bacteria so very unsafe especially if it going in the mouth. Even if you overlook how gross it would taste the chance of getting sick would be very high.

Yes quite, but my local reg, lovely girl, in recent times she has a great desire you you to rim her, she dosent do A but she gets off on rmming!, blinking lovely to feel her cumming which she does from this but i havent picked up anything yet, theres a debate on how well cleaned that area is or ought be;?.

Not quite the same from a dump inot your mouih but then again bacteria are very tiny....

[LauraHoD]

If you are a SP who does rimming its recommended that you get Hep A vaccine. I don't know if they would offer it to non SP. They probably would if you tell them you are gay/bi though.

I don't offer rimming for that reason. It's not worth the health risk. Like you said bacteria particles are very small so even if it tastes clean it doesn't mean it is.

[LauraHoD]

I don't have kids so I dont know what age is normal to teach them not to eat shit?! I hope most adults would of figured it out though!!

[Doc Holliday]

Err no surprisingly not!!
Watersports whilst obviously not to everyone's taste is not unsanitary because piss is sterile. Obviously shit is full of bacteria so very unsafe especially if it going in the mouth. Even if you overlook how gross it would taste the chance of getting sick would be very high.

I'm being pedantic but urine is not sterile, but I agree entirely there is no comparison in 'nasty content' between urine and faeces.

That aside urine is so much easier to deal with especially in a bath/shower environment. The smell alone of faeces is difficult enough to tolerate but the clean up process is vastly more problematic. Think babies nappies.

As a result watersports are a vastly more popular kink than hardsports. An accurate figure is difficult to establish, but perhaps around 10% have at least tried it. Hardsports is likely to be a very small number. As a result urine is more acceptable in terms of public opinion.

[LauraHoD]

I thought it was sterile when it left the body. But I will take your word for it. I don't normally offer W/S because i just find it hard to drink enough water and get the timing right. Last time I did it cos I needed to piss. So I said sit in the shower and I can try. But I had to close my eyes. I couldn't look at him lol.

[DastardlyDick]

Pee and poo only stink when they're mixed together - if you know someone with a composting toilet, ask them.

[Stevelondon]

I thought it was sterile when it left the body. But I will take your word for it. I don't normally offer W/S because i just find it hard to drink enough water and get the timing right. Last time I did it cos I needed to piss. So I said sit in the shower and I can try. But I had to close my eyes. I couldn't look at him lol.

It’s something us well endowed blokes don’t suffer from when at the shared urinal.

But I’m guessing a lot of the blokes with little willies may have wee shyness.

 

[scutty brown]

If you are a SP who does rimming its recommended that you get Hep A vaccine. I don't know if they would offer it to non SP. They probably would if you tell them you are gay/bi though.

I don't offer rimming for that reason. It's not worth the health risk. Like you said bacteria particles are very small so even if it tastes clean it doesn't mean it is.

try the excuse that you're going on holiday to somewhere dodgy like Nepal or the Congo........
Google's AI says
"You should get the hepatitis A vaccine if traveling to countries in Africa, Asia, the Middle East, and Central and South America where sanitation is poor and there isn't consistent access to clean water. Popular destinations where vaccination is highly recommended include countries like India, China, Mexico, Brazil, Thailand, and Ghana. The vaccine is also recommended for travel to Eastern Europe and parts of the Mediterranean. "

Funny they should pick on India, China, Brazil, Thailand.....dens of sex tourism and origins of cheap escorts
You could make a case for claiming that if you fuck anyone from those counties then you're at risk

[scutty brown]

Pee and poo only stink when they're mixed together - if you know someone with a composting toilet, ask them.

Absolutely not true. Otherwise farts wouldn't stink

[scutty brown]

I thought it was sterile when it left the body.

Think about it......if urine was sterile there'd be no such thing as urinary infections

[DastardlyDick]

Absolutely not true. Otherwise farts wouldn't stink

Farts are Methane gas produced in the digestive tract. Plant material is particularly good at producing it, which is why vegetarians produce particularly nasty farts. If your poo floats in the toilet, you've had too much fat in your diet.

[myothernameis]

I’m looking for an escort anywhere in the UK that receives hardsports

When the deed is done, who cleans up the mess, so just wonder, if the guys had to do this, would you still be interested in hardsports 

[Lou2019]

Farts are Methane gas produced in the digestive tract. Plant material is particularly good at producing it, which is why vegetarians produce particularly nasty farts. If your poo floats in the toilet, you've had too much fat in your diet.

I disagree, IME meat eaters shit and farts stink  , I think you’re in denial 🤣

[scutty brown]

Farts are Methane gas produced in the digestive tract. Plant material is particularly good at producing it, which is why vegetarians produce particularly nasty farts. If your poo floats in the toilet, you've had too much fat in your diet.

there's a lot of other stuff in a fart as well - indole, skatole, a whole host of organic sulphides (waste from protein breakdown), fatty acids and alcohols.......they all smell

[Waterhouse]

Pee and poo only stink when they're mixed together - if you know someone with a composting toilet, ask them.

What a crock of shit.

[puntingking]

Pee and poo only stink when they're mixed together

There is a sentence I never thought I would come across on here 

[Mkhelen]

Go on to Scatbook it's a site for shit eating and playing in shit

 find the lady who takes it and ask if she will do it an actual session

[LauraHoD]

I thought Scat porn was fake. Don't they just use melted chocolate or something?

[LauraHoD]

Think about it......if urine was sterile there'd be no such thing as urinary infections

Yeah apparently healthy urine contains low levels of bacteria. Its a myth that it's sterile.

Some people drink their own piss. They think it's beneficial to health..im sure there was a BBC documentary basically telling people not to drink their piss. Actually im sure remember one of my friends showing me a Facebook group that was for people to discuss drinking their urine. They just joined for the entertainment.   

[Mkhelen]

I thought Scat porn was fake. Don't they just use melted chocolate or something?

All pornography is fake planned and plays on a fantasy

But it's definitely not chocolate pudding darling

[LauraHoD]

I know a girl that uses those lindor chocolates. I mean its like half shit half chocolate. But she only gives it not receives. And she can only do it once a day.

I can't even pee in front of a client without closing my eyes. They must have to take laxatives I guess.

[Mkhelen]

I know a girl that uses those lindor chocolates. I mean its like half shit half chocolate. But she only gives it not receives. And she can only do it once a day.

Well that's cute and a typical parlour trick
we have ALL done in the hey day 😉

I know girls who use milk enemas directly in to guys mouths

Not many switch the other way but there are a rare few
Video footage shows who genuinely do that

[LauraHoD]

I think I'm a bit vanilla for all this. I notice OP has not returned so maybe just a troll since he hasn't posted anything else. Or maybe he is emptying his bowels on some lucky lady!!

[DastardlyDick]

I thought Scat porn was fake. Don't they just use melted chocolate or something?

With the price of chocolate these days? I doubt it!

[Massage Bloke]

If you are a SP who does rimming its recommended that you get Hep A vaccine. I don't know if they would offer it to non SP. They probably would if you tell them you are gay/bi though.

I don't offer rimming for that reason. It's not worth the health risk. Like you said bacteria particles are very small so even if it tastes clean it doesn't mean it is.

At least one of the ladies at HOD provides rimming, I wonder of she has ever had any ill effects?

[LauraHoD]

I think a few do usually as an extra. Hopefully they have hep A vaccine. But you can catch Hep A from other things. I don't think there is anything you can only catch from rimming.(someone tell me if im wrong). So if you had a stomach upset it could be loads of different things.
  Like if you catch a cold or flu you can't tell if it came from kissing a client or not.

[Doc Holliday]

Yeah apparently healthy urine contains low levels of bacteria. Its a myth that it's sterile.

I did say I was being pedantic  This is because the medical definition of sterile means there are no living microorganisms present.

In a healthy individual there are microbes present, but are unlikely to be pathogenic and be an issue. Obviously in the presence of disease such as urethritis or cystitis then that is not case and their is a potential risk. This risk is still much lower than with faeces.

As with much of the body the presence of microorganisms (in their trillions) is very important to our wellbeing. They are part of a mutually beneficial symbiotic relationship. If parts of our body, including the bladder, were actually sterile, this in itself would create problems.

A healthy life is all about balance in so many ways.

[scutty brown]

I thought Scat porn was fake. Don't they just use melted chocolate or something?

Check some of the Japanese porn sites. You'll soon realise it's real

[puntingking]

Check some of the Japanese porn sites. You'll soon realise it's real

From google - While some scat porn does use fake feces, other scat porn does not.

[Strawberry]

Pee and poo only stink when they're mixed together - if you know someone with a composting toilet, ask them.

Had 30 hours experience of a compost toilet this week, strict instructions about what goes where. It was emptied half way through my stay, there is a slight smell but I'm a fairly careful person so may also depend on the user. I was glad to get back to flush toilets.

[boardyhell]

I used to see an escort many years ago who used to tell me about  her so called she  friend who used to eat it
she said the kinky shit(pun intended you're mess with her brain)
she had a lot of rich kinky clients

[Hazhazhaz999]

I have been with 3 escorts that offered giving (I'm not into them receiving so don't know if they would didn't ask)

All of them about a year or so ago

3 times with a favourite here, hotxxxnatalie External Link/Members Only
 
Saw her when she was in Stevenage and had watersports with her during the session, her dirty talk contained the phrase "I bet you would love me to shit on you" it stuck with me and I messaged her later asking if she had meant it and could we arrange it. She said she would as long as she didn't have to touch it and just be there and talk to me whilst I played with it. So unfortunately I am pretty sure she would not recieve.

Then saw her when she was in Spalding, asked me to arrive at 7am so that she could manage to do it. She managed some rock hard pebbles and promised that next time she would eat vegetables the night before to soften it up!

The next time again 7am, and this time she managed a lovely big soft turd, shat on to my cock and I proceeded to wank myself off with it, whilst she told me what a filthy bloke I was. Had a laugh with her cleaning it all up was a total mess obviously.

Did it a third time with the same results, she refused to suck my cock owo afterwards which is fair enough, but it was great and I won't ever forget the three times !

The next was with alexiag55 in Kings Lynn when she visited,  who again only managed rock hard pebbles but was still fun, she was very dirty and up for anything so if you found her again would be worth an ask.

The 3rd was another black girl that I have forgotten the name of who was in the stevenage area.

[ZeroCount]

External Link/Members Only

Someone told me once that she does hardsports

That's pretty funny. Her profile states she "doesn't like to be spat on", so I find it unlikely she enjoys being shat on.

[thatsaint]

In response to OP, a couple of girls I've met off seeking have mentioned that they've been asked to do this (one said she was offered £20 lol), and they were telling me in the sense of "there's some weirdos on there, one asked for..." - I would imagine if there are people asking for it on there, they must have received it maybe? Could try your hand over there, as for SPs, I think you'd have to find someone very niche.

A SP did take a shit (in the toilet, I only know because the sound effects were quite loud) midway through a 2 hour punt with me though, if that counts for you.

[puntingking]

A SP did take a shit (in the toilet, I only know because the sound effects were quite loud) midway through a 2 hour punt with me though, if that counts for you.

Hardsports (giving or receiving) is not for me. I find the whole thing disgusting. But each to their own.

I don't even like sitting in the next toilet cubicle hearing the sounds of someone going for a number 2. 

Shit belongs in one place for me, that is in the toilet quickly flushed away. 

[thatsaint]

yeah not for me either, but there's a lot of things I'm not into, each to their own

[Thephoenix]

I have been with 3 escorts that offered giving (I'm not into them receiving so don't know if they would didn't ask)

All of them about a year or so ago

3 times with a favourite here, hotxxxnatalie External Link/Members Only
 
Saw her when she was in Stevenage and had watersports with her during the session, her dirty talk contained the phrase "I bet you would love me to shit on you" it stuck with me and I messaged her later asking if she had meant it and could we arrange it. She said she would as long as she didn't have to touch it and just be there and talk to me whilst I played with it. So unfortunately I am pretty sure she would not recieve.

Then saw her when she was in Spalding, asked me to arrive at 7am so that she could manage to do it. She managed some rock hard pebbles and promised that next time she would eat vegetables the night before to soften it up!

The next time again 7am, and this time she managed a lovely big soft turd, shat on to my cock and I proceeded to wank myself off with it, whilst she told me what a filthy bloke I was. Had a laugh with her cleaning it all up was a total mess obviously.

Did it a third time with the same results, she refused to suck my cock owo afterwards which is fair enough, but it was great and I won't ever forget the three times !

The next was with alexiag55 in Kings Lynn when she visited,  who again only managed rock hard pebbles but was still fun, she was very dirty and up for anything so if you found her again would be worth an ask.

The 3rd was another black girl that I have forgotten the name of who was in the stevenage area.

We're all different.
What you get up to in your personal life is your business, or in this case, her business.

[RandomGuy99]

So not about tennis then 🙈🙉

[Cum_again]

Quite a few girls will do hard sports, but I don’t know of one who receives.

Surrey Sarah once told me that she had a client she used to shit on.  Very different to receiving though

[Longshot]

The beautuful and serene Kirrie will probably do this for £30 and a can of Kestrel.

[Ivor Hunch]

Hello all. I’m new here, I’m sure I’ll get lots of judgement and possible hate for this. But we are who we are.
I’m looking for an escort anywhere in the UK that receives hardsports .
Thanks

Maaaate

[Stevelondon]

Looking at this differently.

The OP is on about giving hardsports.

I guess a lot of SP’s would be up for giving…… with enough notice etc.
It’s not like it’s a service that can be just given at the drop of a hat for example.

So how does the OP plan his offerings. ?

[Ivor Hunch]

is hardsports the same as logging on?

[Colston36]

why on earth do you want shit on someone 

I assume he likes it which is none of your business. We are not here to sit in judgement. We are here to help each other. If you want to be a moral crusader there's a woman's organisation for that.

[myothernameis]

is hardsports the same as logging on?

Op last log on 4 Nov, so maybe he is building up his next shit thread